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Why can I drink shitloads of alcohol without my IQ taking a severe dump?

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I read in sci.electronics.design that Genome <ilike_spam@yahoo.co.uk>
wrote (in <HRj_d.447$YM5.90@newsfe5-gui.ntli.net>) about 'What's wrong
with me?', on Thu, 17 Mar 2005:
Why can I drink shitloads of alcohol without my IQ taking a severe dump?

You can't. The alcohol increases the sensitivity of your IQ meter to
compensate for the dump.
--
Regards, John Woodgate, OOO - Own Opinions Only.
The good news is that nothing is compulsory.
The bad news is that everything is prohibited.
http://www.jmwa.demon.co.uk Also see http://www.isce.org.uk
 
"John Woodgate" <jmw@jmwa.demon.contraspam.yuk> wrote in message
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I read in sci.electronics.design that Genome <ilike_spam@yahoo.co.uk
wrote (in <HRj_d.447$YM5.90@newsfe5-gui.ntli.net>) about 'What's wrong
with me?', on Thu, 17 Mar 2005:
Why can I drink shitloads of alcohol without my IQ taking a severe
dump?

You can't. The alcohol increases the sensitivity of your IQ meter to
compensate for the dump.
--
Regards, John Woodgate,
Wrong, take my word for it. I know ;-)

DNA
 
On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 18:18:15 GMT, in sci.electronics.design "Genome"
<ilike_spam@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

Why can I drink shitloads of alcohol without my IQ taking a severe dump?

DNA

what would your IQ be without the shitloads of alcohol?



martin


Opinions are like assholes -- everyone has one
 
On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 18:18:15 +0000, Genome wrote:

Why can I drink shitloads of alcohol without my IQ taking a severe dump?

DNA
Because it's impossible to go below absolute zero.
--
Pig Bladder on a Stick
 
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I read in sci.electronics.design that Genome <ilike_spam@yahoo.co.uk
wrote (in <Q9l_d.24300$3A6.1659@newsfe1-gui.ntli.net>) about 'What's
wrong with me?', on Thu, 17 Mar 2005:

"John Woodgate" <jmw@jmwa.demon.contraspam.yuk> wrote in message
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I read in sci.electronics.design that Genome <ilike_spam@yahoo.co.uk
wrote (in <HRj_d.447$YM5.90@newsfe5-gui.ntli.net>) about 'What's wrong
with me?', on Thu, 17 Mar 2005:
Why can I drink shitloads of alcohol without my IQ taking a severe
dump?

You can't. The alcohol increases the sensitivity of your IQ meter to
compensate for the dump.
--

Wrong, take my word for it. I know ;-)

It's self-fulfilling. If your IQ hadn't been damaged by the alcohol,
you'd be intelligent enough to know it had.

Work that one out!
--
Regards, John Woodgate,
I don't have to.

The original question was,

'Why can I drink shitloads of alcohol without my IQ taking a severe dump?'

DNA
 
"martin griffith" <martingriffithX@Xyahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 18:18:15 GMT, in sci.electronics.design "Genome"
ilike_spam@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

Why can I drink shitloads of alcohol without my IQ taking a severe dump?

DNA

what would your IQ be without the shitloads of alcohol?



martin
I don't know, my memory would be affected so I wouldn't know the answers
next time I took the test.

How can I grow an alterasshole?

DNA
 
"Pig Bladder" <pigbladder@neodruid.net> wrote in message
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On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 18:18:15 +0000, Genome wrote:

Why can I drink shitloads of alcohol without my IQ taking a severe dump?

DNA

Because it's impossible to go below absolute zero.
--
Pig Bladder on a Stick
You should see things from my perspective.

The other four, having spent all night shouting obnoxious crap at each other
are fast asleep glued in position by their own drool.

And I get judged by this standard?

DNA
 
On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 21:42:19 GMT, in sci.electronics.design "Genome"
<ilike_spam@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

snip
How can I grow an alterasshole?

DNA

BabyBio?


martin


Opinions are like assholes -- everyone has one
 
On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 21:50:51 GMT, in sci.electronics.design "Genome"
<ilike_spam@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

"Pig Bladder" <pigbladder@neodruid.net> wrote in message
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On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 18:18:15 +0000, Genome wrote:

You should see things from my perspective.

The other four, having spent all night shouting obnoxious crap at each other
are fast asleep glued in position by their own drool.
Get out of there then.

You seem to be well qualified, from what little I understand of your
wonderful weirdo posts here, how about just buying a fordt ransit ,
loading up your ferrites and scope and head (south) as in Tom and
Jerry cartoons for another country where the beer is cheeper

I've done it



martin


Opinions are like assholes -- everyone has one
 
On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 18:18:15 GMT, "Genome" <ilike_spam@yahoo.co.uk>
wrote:

Why can I drink shitloads of alcohol without my IQ taking a severe dump?

DNA
Does alcohol help you generate ideas? Not me: coffee and chocolate.

Alcohol makes me romantic and sleepy.

John
 
On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 22:53:55 GMT, in sci.electronics.design "Genome"
<ilike_spam@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

"martin griffith" <martingriffithX@Xyahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 21:50:51 GMT, in sci.electronics.design "Genome"
ilike_spam@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:


"Pig Bladder" <pigbladder@neodruid.net> wrote in message
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On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 18:18:15 +0000, Genome wrote:

You are Martin, wierd bloke who used to work for the BBC(?). Dare I say you
are a bit of a Hero.

One day, maybe.

DNA

Me, "hero" forget it, Idid manage to turn off the BBC1 TV sound for
the whole country for 2 minutes, just before the PM "spoke to the
nation"

but that was just good timing



martin


Opinions are like assholes -- everyone has one
 
"Genome" <ilike_spam@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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So, How do I grow a proper one?
Easy - Follow the Way of the Masters:

Go hunting, get pissed while hunting, throw shotgun on drivers seat in car,
then sit on still-loaded shotgun while drink-driving home. Suddently -
probably going over the kerb while looking for the fag you dropped on your
groin area - you will get it!
 
John Larkin wrote:
On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 18:18:15 GMT, "Genome" <ilike_spam@yahoo.co.uk
wrote:

Why can I drink shitloads of alcohol without my IQ taking a severe
dump?

DNA


Does alcohol help you generate ideas? Not me: coffee and chocolate.

Alcohol makes me romantic and sleepy.

John
Siegmund Freud was doing Cocain with Scotch, it certainly even seem to have
increased his intellectual abilities, so Genome maybe u could try that. You
might even qualify for a noble prize after some time. Good luck.
--
ciao Ban
Bordighera, Italy
 
I read in sci.electronics.design that Ban <bansuri@web.de> wrote (in
<jXV_d.674495$b5.30634427@news3.tin.it>) about 'What's wrong with me?',
on Sat, 19 Mar 2005:
Siegmund Freud was doing Cocain with Scotch, it certainly even seem to
have increased his intellectual abilities, so Genome maybe u could try
that. You might even qualify for a noble prize after some time. Good
luck.
With that combination, it would be a race to see if the Nobel Prize came
before the Darwin Award.
--
Regards, John Woodgate, OOO - Own Opinions Only.
There are two sides to every question, except
'What is a Moebius strip?'
http://www.jmwa.demon.co.uk Also see http://www.isce.org.uk
 
John Woodgate wrote:
I read in sci.electronics.design that Ban <bansuri@web.de> wrote (in
jXV_d.674495$b5.30634427@news3.tin.it>) about 'What's wrong with
me?', on Sat, 19 Mar 2005:
Siegmund Freud was doing Cocain with Scotch, it certainly even seem
to have increased his intellectual abilities, so Genome maybe u
could try that. You might even qualify for a noble prize after some
time. Good luck.

With that combination, it would be a race to see if the Nobel Prize
came before the Darwin Award.
THX JW, I wanted to cancel my message(because of that Nobel Prize) but you
had already responded.

Freud described the intoxication in Uber Coca, his famous 1884 monograph on
coca:
The psychic effect (of cocaine) consists of exhilaration and lasting
euphoria, which does not differ in any way from the normal euphoria of a
healthy person....One senses an increase of self-control and feels more
vigorous and more capable of work; on the other hand, if one works, one
misses the heightening of the mental powers which alcohol, tea, or coffee
induce. One is simply normal, and soon finds it difficult to believe that
one is under the influence of any drug at all....Long-lasting. intensive
mental or physical work can be performed without fatigue; it is as though
the need for food and sleep, which other wise makes itself felt
peremptorialy (sic) at certain times of the day, were completely banished.
(Byck, 1974)

Aleister Crowley (1917) offers a more romantic description of cocaine
intoxication:

The melancholy vanishes, the eyes shine, the wan mouth smiles. Almost manly
vigor returns, or seems to return. At least faith, hope and love throng very
eagerly to the dance; all that was lost is found....To one the drug may
bring liveliness, to another languor, t o a n o t h e r c r e a t i v e f o
r c e , t o another tireless energy, to another glamor, and to yet another
lust. But each in his way is happy. Think of it!--so simple and so
transcendental! The man is happy!


--
ciao Ban
Bordighera, Italy
 
I read in sci.electronics.design that Genome <ilike_spam@yahoo.co.uk>
wrote (in <Q9l_d.24300$3A6.1659@newsfe1-gui.ntli.net>) about 'What's
wrong with me?', on Thu, 17 Mar 2005:
"John Woodgate" <jmw@jmwa.demon.contraspam.yuk> wrote in message
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I read in sci.electronics.design that Genome <ilike_spam@yahoo.co.uk
wrote (in <HRj_d.447$YM5.90@newsfe5-gui.ntli.net>) about 'What's wrong
with me?', on Thu, 17 Mar 2005:
Why can I drink shitloads of alcohol without my IQ taking a severe
dump?

You can't. The alcohol increases the sensitivity of your IQ meter to
compensate for the dump.
--
Regards, John Woodgate,

Wrong, take my word for it. I know ;-)

It's self-fulfilling. If your IQ hadn't been damaged by the alcohol,
you'd be intelligent enough to know it had.

Work that one out!
--
Regards, John Woodgate, OOO - Own Opinions Only.
The good news is that nothing is compulsory.
The bad news is that everything is prohibited.
http://www.jmwa.demon.co.uk Also see http://www.isce.org.uk
 
"John Larkin" <jjlarkin@highNOTlandTHIStechnologyPART.com> wrote in message
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On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 18:18:15 GMT, "Genome" <ilike_spam@yahoo.co.uk
wrote:

Why can I drink shitloads of alcohol without my IQ taking a severe dump?

DNA


Does alcohol help you generate ideas? Not me: coffee and chocolate.

Alcohol makes me romantic and sleepy.

John
Asherphlaruerger No it helpd s me gety ymy ideas fdownonsfpaper wso tother
peopploe can ungderstand ewhat I I wa s tallking abiout when they asjked
their sstuowpid quyuerswtions in the first plabce.

It lets me focus.

DNA
 
"John Larkin" <jjlarkin@highNOTlandTHIStechnologyPART.com> wrote
in message news:eek:54k3156g08pdinn7odv0fs0tudr5vdkfa@4ax.com...
On Thu, 17 Mar 2005 18:18:15 GMT, "Genome" <ilike_spam@yahoo.co.uk
wrote:

Why can I drink shitloads of alcohol without my IQ taking a severe dump?

Does alcohol help you generate ideas? Not me: coffee and chocolate.

Alcohol makes me romantic and sleepy.
John, I hope I can be forgiven this question, but I
am finding it impossible to contain:

Is your partner satisfied with that combination? <g>

--
--Larry Brasfield
email: donotspam_larry_brasfield@hotmail.com
Above views may belong only to me.
 
"Genome" <ilike_spam@yahoo.co.uk> schreef in bericht
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Why can I drink shitloads of alcohol without my IQ taking a severe dump?
You have to drink shitloads every single day, for 40 years in a row.

--
Thanks, Frank.
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