What a newsgroup!!!

[Art Deco]

MassiveProng <MassiveProng@thebarattheendoftheuniverse.org> wrote:

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 13:24:28 +1000, Lionel <usenet@imagenoir.com> Gave
us:

Don't hold your breath - he's not the brightest bulb in the SED
chandelier.

I am at least three orders of magnitude smarter than your retarded
ass is.

Let me present Numby Genius -- the smartest intellect in the universe.

--
Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco

"Still suffering from reading comprehension problems, Deco?
The section is clearly attributed to Art Deco, not to you, Deco."
-- Dr. David Tholen

"Who is "David Tholen", Daedalus? Still suffering from
attribution problems?"
-- Dr. David Tholen

 

[Andrealphus]

On Apr 11, 10:13�am, The Secretary of HomIntern <YkR4N53...@WoeM.6Ro>
wrote:

Jabriol wrote:
Thus spake MassiveProng:
On Tue, 10 Apr 2007 16:57:02 -0700, MassiveProng wrote:
On Tue, 10 Apr 2007 18:36:31 GMT, Niemadre Gave us:

Post editing is for losers.
 Header editing is for criminals.  Hope you are behind bars soon.
When that happens, I'll file civil, and get every fucking thing you own,
boy.
Go fuck yourself, tard-boy.

With a rusty spike.
Do you like rusty spikes?

 

[krw]

In article <v55p135qfb4eoo51ieih4cdeog5qrgl4gf@4ax.com>,
Lizzie@borden.com says...

No.

--
Keith

 

[Meat Plow]

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 03:14:09 -0700, MassiveProng wrote:

On Tue, 10 Apr 2007 23:17:13 -0400, Gary L. Burnore
gburnore@databasix.com> Gave us:

Non-answer noted.

gburnore at DataBasix dot Com


Fuck you, you retarded asswipe.

You want answers, read back through the "neimadre" retard's posts
over the last few days. Be sure to examine his headers, dipshit.

Quite the "Honorable" poster you are Prongboi

<laughs>
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[blu]

light.angel wrote:

blu wrote:
On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 10:48:12 -0400, BLamey wrote <1176303202_333@qrz.fr>:

blu wrote:
On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 01:42:28 -0400, BLamey wrote
1176270449_207@qrz.fr>:

Brisclecone wrote:
MassiveProng <MassiveProng@thebarattheendoftheuniverse.org> wrote in
news:1ugo13dnh6iplmvedqq9t1g8r0vhmlib8o@4ax.com:

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 04:04:28 +0200 (CEST), MassiveProng
MasiveProng@yourhiney.org> Gave us:

He kopped me to Caputo, I guess we need to show his friends what
happens when some twit like him plays the wrong game.
Just the other day you were telling me how I couldn't be a netkop
if
I wanted to. Fact is, you'd better hope others don't join me. Us
electronics guys can get pretty nasty with malicious little
fucktards
like those that hang out in auk.
I don't hang in auk fucktard. But you will soon know where I do
hang.
This is my new home.
Keep making threats, boy.
Fuck you, fuck your mother, and fuck the law you're going to call. Oh
yea, fuck your lawyer.
Hell, post a picture so I can have them put you in a line-up!
Bwuahahahaha!


Blu, I warned you about using unladylike language. I am now of the
belief than you and lamey are distinct entities. <i know ... i know..
I'm a little late 2da partee
Monkey:
For some reason, I *haven't* used "unladylike" language lately. That
wasn't me.
Bluzy:
I've seen yer posts. You sounded like large marge on more than a few
occasions.

Wasn't me. I've only posted as 'blu' or those few test posts elsewhere
under 'feverish' .. Nope. Wasn't me.


Okay then I know it was lamey sharing yer account then.

Could be.. who knows? It's all pretty irrelevant, huh?

--
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blu 3=3
master of irrelevance
Lits Slut#5
Gutter Chix0r #2
Cancel my subscription to the resurrection.
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[MassiveProng]

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 04:37:15 -0700, Lizzie Borden <Lizzie@borden.com>
Gave us:

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 04:15:04 -0700, MassiveProng
MassiveProng@thebarattheendoftheuniverse.org> wrote:

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 03:55:43 -0700, Lizzie Borden <Lizzie@borden.com
Gave us:

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 03:17:25 -0700, MassiveProng
MassiveProng@thebarattheendoftheuniverse.org> wrote:

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 13:24:28 +1000, Lionel <usenet@imagenoir.com> Gave
us:

Don't hold your breath - he's not the brightest bulb in the SED
chandelier.

I am at least three orders of magnitude smarter than your retarded
ass is.

Bullshit!

You are so clueless you haven't got a clue how clueless you have just
been.

PKB, twit.

Afraid not, I /know/ who you just so rudely gave the brush off to, and
you clearly don't.

A stupidity of gargantuan proportions.

Oh Boy! Another /slash/ twit!

Are you sure you aren't a Lionel Sock Puppet, bitch?

 

[Lionel]

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 17:01:55 -0700, MassiveProng
<MassiveProng@thebarattheendoftheuniverse.org> wrote:

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 04:37:15 -0700, Lizzie Borden <Lizzie@borden.com
Gave us:

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 04:15:04 -0700, MassiveProng
MassiveProng@thebarattheendoftheuniverse.org> wrote:

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 03:55:43 -0700, Lizzie Borden <Lizzie@borden.com
Gave us:

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 03:17:25 -0700, MassiveProng
MassiveProng@thebarattheendoftheuniverse.org> wrote:

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 13:24:28 +1000, Lionel <usenet@imagenoir.com> Gave
us:

Don't hold your breath - he's not the brightest bulb in the SED
chandelier.

I am at least three orders of magnitude smarter than your retarded
ass is.

Bullshit!

You are so clueless you haven't got a clue how clueless you have just
been.

PKB, twit.

Afraid not, I /know/ who you just so rudely gave the brush off to, and
you clearly don't.

A stupidity of gargantuan proportions.


Oh Boy! Another /slash/ twit!

Are you sure you aren't a Lionel Sock Puppet, bitch?

Ooh! Looks like Prongo is going to exhibit his studly header-reading
prowess again! Hold onto your hats, folks, there'll be Usenet accounts
dying like /flies/ any minute now, I'm sure!

--
W "Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them."
. | ,. w ,
\|/ \|/ Perna condita delenda est
---^----^---------------------------------------------------------------

 

[Meat Plow]

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 17:01:55 -0700, MassiveProng wrote:

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 04:37:15 -0700, Lizzie Borden <Lizzie@borden.com
Gave us:

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 04:15:04 -0700, MassiveProng
MassiveProng@thebarattheendoftheuniverse.org> wrote:

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 03:55:43 -0700, Lizzie Borden <Lizzie@borden.com
Gave us:

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 03:17:25 -0700, MassiveProng
MassiveProng@thebarattheendoftheuniverse.org> wrote:

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 13:24:28 +1000, Lionel <usenet@imagenoir.com> Gave
us:

Don't hold your breath - he's not the brightest bulb in the SED
chandelier.

I am at least three orders of magnitude smarter than your retarded
ass is.

Bullshit!

You are so clueless you haven't got a clue how clueless you have just
been.

PKB, twit.

Afraid not, I /know/ who you just so rudely gave the brush off to, and
you clearly don't.

A stupidity of gargantuan proportions.


Oh Boy! Another /slash/ twit!

Are you sure you aren't a Lionel Sock Puppet, bitch?

another "honorable" poast from Numby.

heh
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[Brisclecone]

MassiveProng <MassiveProng@thebarattheendoftheuniverse.org> wrote in
news:ultq1355s5qs3on9ibi6h82ksdp78khng2@4ax.com:

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 04:37:15 -0700, Lizzie Borden <Lizzie@borden.com
Gave us:

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 04:15:04 -0700, MassiveProng
MassiveProng@thebarattheendoftheuniverse.org> wrote:

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 03:55:43 -0700, Lizzie Borden <Lizzie@borden.com
Gave us:

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 03:17:25 -0700, MassiveProng
MassiveProng@thebarattheendoftheuniverse.org> wrote:

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 13:24:28 +1000, Lionel <usenet@imagenoir.com
Gave
us:

Don't hold your breath - he's not the brightest bulb in the SED
chandelier.

I am at least three orders of magnitude smarter than your retarded
ass is.

Bullshit!

You are so clueless you haven't got a clue how clueless you have just
been.

PKB, twit.

Afraid not, I /know/ who you just so rudely gave the brush off to, and
you clearly don't.

A stupidity of gargantuan proportions.


Oh Boy! Another /slash/ twit!

Are you sure you aren't a Lionel Sock Puppet, bitch?

Hey netkkkop, Can you figure out who I really am? Where's that lawsuit?

 

[Prong Must Die]

Lionel <usenet@imagenoir.com> wrote:

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 17:01:55 -0700, MassiveProng
MassiveProng@thebarattheendoftheuniverse.org> wrote:

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 04:37:15 -0700, Lizzie Borden <Lizzie@borden.com
Gave us:

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 04:15:04 -0700, MassiveProng
MassiveProng@thebarattheendoftheuniverse.org> wrote:

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 03:55:43 -0700, Lizzie Borden <Lizzie@borden.com
Gave us:

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 03:17:25 -0700, MassiveProng
MassiveProng@thebarattheendoftheuniverse.org> wrote:

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 13:24:28 +1000, Lionel <usenet@imagenoir.com> Gave
us:

Don't hold your breath - he's not the brightest bulb in the SED
chandelier.

I am at least three orders of magnitude smarter than your retarded
ass is.

Bullshit!

You are so clueless you haven't got a clue how clueless you have just
been.

PKB, twit.

Afraid not, I /know/ who you just so rudely gave the brush off to, and
you clearly don't.

A stupidity of gargantuan proportions.


Oh Boy! Another /slash/ twit!

Are you sure you aren't a Lionel Sock Puppet, bitch?

Ooh! Looks like Prongo is going to exhibit his studly header-reading
prowess again! Hold onto your hats, folks, there'll be Usenet accounts
dying like /flies/ any minute now, I'm sure!
Just tell Prongboi you're in love with him, light in the loafers Lionel.

--
W "Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them."
. | ,. w ,
\|/ \|/ Perna condita delenda est
---^----^---------------------------------------------------------------

 

[Lizzie Borden]

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 20:09:32 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@meatplow.local>
wrote:

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 17:01:55 -0700, MassiveProng wrote:

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 04:37:15 -0700, Lizzie Borden <Lizzie@borden.com
Gave us:

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 04:15:04 -0700, MassiveProng
MassiveProng@thebarattheendoftheuniverse.org> wrote:

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 03:55:43 -0700, Lizzie Borden <Lizzie@borden.com
Gave us:

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 03:17:25 -0700, MassiveProng
MassiveProng@thebarattheendoftheuniverse.org> wrote:

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 13:24:28 +1000, Lionel <usenet@imagenoir.com> Gave
us:

Don't hold your breath - he's not the brightest bulb in the SED
chandelier.

I am at least three orders of magnitude smarter than your retarded
ass is.

Bullshit!

You are so clueless you haven't got a clue how clueless you have just
been.

PKB, twit.

Afraid not, I /know/ who you just so rudely gave the brush off to, and
you clearly don't.

A stupidity of gargantuan proportions.


Oh Boy! Another /slash/ twit!

Are you sure you aren't a Lionel Sock Puppet, bitch?

another "honorable" poast from Numby.

If nobody else is going to tell him I'll just keep mum too.
LOL!

heh

 

[light.angel]

blu wrote:

light.angel wrote:
blu wrote:
On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 10:48:12 -0400, BLamey wrote
1176303202_333@qrz.fr>:

blu wrote:
On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 01:42:28 -0400, BLamey wrote
1176270449_207@qrz.fr>:

Brisclecone wrote:
MassiveProng <MassiveProng@thebarattheendoftheuniverse.org> wrote in
news:1ugo13dnh6iplmvedqq9t1g8r0vhmlib8o@4ax.com:

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 04:04:28 +0200 (CEST), MassiveProng
MasiveProng@yourhiney.org> Gave us:

He kopped me to Caputo, I guess we need to show his friends what
happens when some twit like him plays the wrong game.
Just the other day you were telling me how I couldn't be a netkop
if
I wanted to. Fact is, you'd better hope others don't join me. Us
electronics guys can get pretty nasty with malicious little
fucktards
like those that hang out in auk.
I don't hang in auk fucktard. But you will soon know where I do
hang.
This is my new home.
Keep making threats, boy.
Fuck you, fuck your mother, and fuck the law you're going to
call. Oh
yea, fuck your lawyer.
Hell, post a picture so I can have them put you in a line-up!
Bwuahahahaha!


Blu, I warned you about using unladylike language. I am now of the
belief than you and lamey are distinct entities. <i know ... i know..
I'm a little late 2da partee
Monkey:
For some reason, I *haven't* used "unladylike" language lately. That
wasn't me.
Bluzy:
I've seen yer posts. You sounded like large marge on more than a few
occasions.

Wasn't me. I've only posted as 'blu' or those few test posts elsewhere
under 'feverish' .. Nope. Wasn't me.


Okay then I know it was lamey sharing yer account then.

Could be.. who knows? It's all pretty irrelevant, huh?

Huh?

 

[The Secretary of HomInter]

Lionel wrote:

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 17:01:55 -0700, MassiveProng
MassiveProng@thebarattheendoftheuniverse.org> wrote:

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 04:37:15 -0700, Lizzie Borden <Lizzie@borden.com
Gave us:

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 04:15:04 -0700, MassiveProng
MassiveProng@thebarattheendoftheuniverse.org> wrote:

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 03:55:43 -0700, Lizzie Borden <Lizzie@borden.com
Gave us:

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 03:17:25 -0700, MassiveProng
MassiveProng@thebarattheendoftheuniverse.org> wrote:

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 13:24:28 +1000, Lionel <usenet@imagenoir.com> Gave
us:

Don't hold your breath - he's not the brightest bulb in the SED
chandelier.
I am at least three orders of magnitude smarter than your retarded
ass is.
Bullshit!

You are so clueless you haven't got a clue how clueless you have just
been.
PKB, twit.
Afraid not, I /know/ who you just so rudely gave the brush off to, and
you clearly don't.

A stupidity of gargantuan proportions.

Oh Boy! Another /slash/ twit!

Are you sure you aren't a Lionel Sock Puppet, bitch?

Ooh! Looks like Prongo is going to exhibit his studly header-reading
prowess again! Hold onto your hats, folks, there'll be Usenet accounts
dying like /flies/ any minute now, I'm sure!

Now yer looking to slurp some massive prong slong

 

[blu]

On Thu, 12 Apr 2007 03:09:29 -0400, light.angel wrote
<evkpd6$5lq$1@aioe.org>:

blu wrote:
light.angel wrote:
blu wrote:
On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 10:48:12 -0400, BLamey wrote
1176303202_333@qrz.fr>:

blu wrote:
On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 01:42:28 -0400, BLamey wrote
1176270449_207@qrz.fr>:

Brisclecone wrote:
MassiveProng <MassiveProng@thebarattheendoftheuniverse.org> wrote
in news:1ugo13dnh6iplmvedqq9t1g8r0vhmlib8o@4ax.com:

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 04:04:28 +0200 (CEST), MassiveProng
MasiveProng@yourhiney.org> Gave us:

He kopped me to Caputo, I guess we need to show his friends what
happens when some twit like him plays the wrong game.
Just the other day you were telling me how I couldn't be a
netkop if
I wanted to. Fact is, you'd better hope others don't join me.
Us electronics guys can get pretty nasty with malicious little
fucktards
like those that hang out in auk.
I don't hang in auk fucktard. But you will soon know where I do
hang.
This is my new home.
Keep making threats, boy.
Fuck you, fuck your mother, and fuck the law you're going to call.
Oh
yea, fuck your lawyer.
Hell, post a picture so I can have them put you in a line-up!
Bwuahahahaha!


Blu, I warned you about using unladylike language. I am now of the
belief than you and lamey are distinct entities. <i know ... i
know.. I'm a little late 2da partee
Monkey:
For some reason, I *haven't* used "unladylike" language lately. That
wasn't me.
Bluzy:
I've seen yer posts. You sounded like large marge on more than a few
occasions.

Wasn't me. I've only posted as 'blu' or those few test posts elsewhere
under 'feverish' .. Nope. Wasn't me.


Okay then I know it was lamey sharing yer account then.

Could be.. who knows? It's all pretty irrelevant, huh?

Huh?

Yep. See?

--
blu*goddess.of.groundhogs*juju
blu 3=3
master of irrelevance
Lits Slut#5
Gutter Chix0r #2
Cancel my subscription to the resurrection.
-Jim Morrison http://blu05.port5.com/

 

[light.angel]

blu wrote:

On Thu, 12 Apr 2007 03:09:29 -0400, light.angel wrote
evkpd6$5lq$1@aioe.org>:

blu wrote:
light.angel wrote:
blu wrote:
On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 10:48:12 -0400, BLamey wrote
1176303202_333@qrz.fr>:

blu wrote:
On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 01:42:28 -0400, BLamey wrote
1176270449_207@qrz.fr>:

Brisclecone wrote:
MassiveProng <MassiveProng@thebarattheendoftheuniverse.org> wrote
in news:1ugo13dnh6iplmvedqq9t1g8r0vhmlib8o@4ax.com:

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 04:04:28 +0200 (CEST), MassiveProng
MasiveProng@yourhiney.org> Gave us:

He kopped me to Caputo, I guess we need to show his friends what
happens when some twit like him plays the wrong game.
Just the other day you were telling me how I couldn't be a
netkop if
I wanted to. Fact is, you'd better hope others don't join me.
Us electronics guys can get pretty nasty with malicious little
fucktards
like those that hang out in auk.
I don't hang in auk fucktard. But you will soon know where I do
hang.
This is my new home.
Keep making threats, boy.
Fuck you, fuck your mother, and fuck the law you're going to call.
Oh
yea, fuck your lawyer.
Hell, post a picture so I can have them put you in a line-up!
Bwuahahahaha!


Blu, I warned you about using unladylike language. I am now of the
belief than you and lamey are distinct entities. <i know ... i
know.. I'm a little late 2da partee
Monkey:
For some reason, I *haven't* used "unladylike" language lately. That
wasn't me.
Bluzy:
I've seen yer posts. You sounded like large marge on more than a few
occasions.
Wasn't me. I've only posted as 'blu' or those few test posts elsewhere
under 'feverish' .. Nope. Wasn't me.


Okay then I know it was lamey sharing yer account then.
Could be.. who knows? It's all pretty irrelevant, huh?

Huh?

Yep. See?

Yepper.

 

[blu]

On Thu, 12 Apr 2007 21:48:54 +0000, The Secretary of HomIntern wrote
<pan.2007.04.12.21.48.50.575176@bisexuals.for.lgbt.freedom>:

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 08:43:41 +0000, blu k'lamed:

Now is the time for yoga and chanting. During his probation Lamey can
set up Hipcrime's Newsagent and learn all about its capabilities. ;-)

Hahaha!! Lamey's gone to work. I'm not interested in Hipcrime.. that was
so last century..

I quite like "The Hipcrime Vocab"...;-{P}

Yes!! That's another one on my lits to read very soon. "Stand on Zanziber"

--
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blu 3=3
master of irrelevance
Lits Slut#5
Gutter Chix0r #2
Cancel my subscription to the resurrection.
-Jim Morrison http://blu05.port5.com/

 

[The Secretary of HomInter]

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 08:43:41 +0000, blu k'lamed:

Now is the time for yoga and chanting. During his probation Lamey can
set up Hipcrime's Newsagent and learn all about its capabilities. ;-)

Hahaha!! Lamey's gone to work. I'm not interested in Hipcrime.. that was
so last century..

I quite like "The Hipcrime Vocab"...;-{P}

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likely others will believe you!
If you can't find anyone as crazy as yourself to support you in the
flamewars you start with the normal population, create sock puppets and
use anonymous remailers that shamelessly hang on every word you write.
(17-Mar-05) When dealing with law enforcement, remember that it is they
who have the problem, not you. Be sure to inform them of this at every
available opportunity, as they will surely appreciate your constructive
criticism. Be sure to make them aware that YOU KNOW YOUR RIGHTS! ("The
cops like that, when people know their rights. That way they don't have
to read them to you on the way to the station." - George Carlin)
The more your fake personalities adulate you, the more respect you'll
get!
When confronted with a reality that you don't like: Announce loudly
that you are departing, never to return as long as there's an Internet.
Come back in three or four days and claim you were drunk, hacked,
abducted by alience, or forged. Alternately you can just not even
mention your prior departure, and if anyone asks you about it, either
ignore them or respond with something along the lines of "YOUR NOT THE
BOSS OF ME! *PLONK*!" People really know you mean business then.
Always remain clueproof.
(20-Mar-05) Anyone who does not believe that you are the reincarnation
of [$DEITY_OR_PROPHET] is obviously an infidel lacking in faith whose
soul in in peril of everlasting damnation.
When responding to one line challenges, post paragraphs of rants and
screed in response.
Incoherency is not a roadblock to poasting.
Neither is illiteracy.
Delusions poasted often enough become fact.
Claim you will destroy <insert newsfroup> for attacking you.
When spnaked, send cmsg for Fanboi newsfroup(s).
Find your Lame, Use your Lame, Be your Lame!
Post Edit when the TRVTH hurts.
Always sneck the offending newsfroups.
Always poast pictures of yourself so you can be admired in all your k00ky
glory.
Always accuse others of the very acts you are guilty of.
Post lots of boasts about your high IQ and incredible talents.
(20-Mar-05) If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes the truth.
Anybody who fails to understand this is engaged in a deliberate campaign
of misinformation and character assassination.
Always <plonk> somebody just before replying the plonkee!
The k00k considers itself the most intelligent person in any
conversation, possibly on the planet. Other people are benighted and
ignorant, and have been waiting their whole lives for the k00k to rescue
them from intellectual darkness.
Write a self-published book and claim it a success. Bonus points for
comparing it to "Mein Kampf" and/or the Bible.
Declare yourself equal to a deity of your choice.
Claim that you've come from other planets.
Claim thousands of past lives.
Frothing complaints carry far more weight when you send them from
"legal@" some domain.
Nothing strikes terror into the hearts of your detractors more than
telling them that you're archiving their messages for possible use in
the future.
Never forget that everyone else posting to Usenet is a paid
disinformation agent looking to discredit you.
Usenet is governed by US law. If a poster in Romania killfiles you, he's
obviously violating your 1st Amendment rights and can be sued.
Every news admin in the world hangs out in NANAU, and they're just dying
to nuke the account of that meanyhead who just called you "fucknozzle".
Drop 'em a line - that's what they're there for, after all.
AUK will be closed down. Just you wait and see.
They've nuked hundreds of accounts in the name of free speech and
*yours* will be next.
The k00k will, without any trace of irony, lie, manipulate, impersonate,
censor, and declare themselves powerful in ways ranging from the ability
to have an account shut down to being God Herself, in order to convince
people that they are not liars, manipulators, censors, or insane.
Abuse women while telling how many hundreds you've loved. Nevermind that
you're one ugly motherfucker and that there were 30,000 femininas that
thought you were a scumbag with bad teeth.
Remember that your ko0ky klaims are 'facts', and that 'facts' do not
require proof.
Do not neglect to poast your responses to forums that the originator
doesn't read. This will make the people in that forum very impressed
with how you tear him to shreds without him being able to respond. They
like it even better if you are off-topic for that forum.
Keep in mind that lack of evidence supporting your konspiracy theory
actually _is_ evidence, of how effective the konspiracy is in hiding.
(06-Oct-05) When spanked, always retreat to the safety of the Ad
Hominem.
(04-Aug-2005) When spanked mercilessly for days on end, proving with
each poast just what an illiterate and ignorant fool you are, ALWAYS
claim ownership of [person(s),froup(s)]. This works on so many levels.
It inspires dread in your opponents that they will no longer be able to
poast in their home froup and that they will eventually have to pay
rent, to name just two.
Any problems with your poasts are the fault of the konspirators, who are
trying to stop you from preventing the extinction of humanity.
Konspiracies that are able to subvert whole governments are always unable
to silence konspiracy ko0ks.
The entire United States government is willing to spend millions of
dollars for the sole purpose of harassing you.
Hollywood is making movies based on your personal life.
Do not consult psychiatrists or other mental health professionals. They
are part of the konspiracy, and will sedate you and lock you away and
keep you drugged if you tell them the truth.
Numerology and Astrology are respectable sciences and are useful for
proving your case.
Everyone is Tim Hill, or David Green, or...
There is a fine line between trolling and kookery. Find that line and
cross it repeatedly. When you are killfiled and/or LARTed for net.abuse
as a result, claim victory. If you lose multiple accounts, this merely
proves that you are indeed a world-class troll, with a black-belt in
manipulation.
If you respond to every post someone else makes, they're obsessed. If
they respond to less than 1% of your posts, they're even more obsessed.
Publishing people's real names, addresses, and phone numbers when
there's no other way for you to come out of a flamewar with any dignity
is cool, and proves that you are a master of secret internet information
stores, and absolutely not to be fucked with.
Everyone is out to get you. You can put a stop to this by telling
everyone that they're out to get you at every available opportunity.
You are the only sane one.
Those that give you a hard time about morally bankrupt things you
yourself admit to are just persecutioners of the new inquisition.
Yelling in all caps and cursing at your detractors is debate. Your
detractors laughing at you with sarcastic remarks is obvious anger and
jealousy.
If doing something results in the loss of your account, legal hassles,
or blunt trauma injury, do it again. It always works better the second
time.
Asterisks, lots and lots of Asterisks.
Poking holes in kookscreed is stalking, and is a felony.
K00ks LOVE to "connect the dots". They are, of course, dots that only
the k00k can see.
"They laughed at Einstein, too!"

....with thanks to Aratzio, Dr. Flonkenstein, Dan Baldwin, Cujo, CJ
Osterwald, Jade, Bookman, and John Henry, of AUK. Meow. Original thread
at http://tinyurl.com/3fsho - some posts may not appear due to
x-no-archive headers. The spelling mistakes are intentional, dolt.

 

[MassiveDrongo]

Thus spake Art Deco:

MassiveProng wrote:
MassiveProng wrote:
On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 03:21:41 +0200 (CEST), MassiveProng Gave us:


[whineage flushed]

Hey Numby, replying to yourself twice in a row is a prime kooksign.

True, but in the above case, he's getting the piss taken out of him...

 

[MassiveDrongo]

Thus spake pubes:

Lizzie Borden wrote:
On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 20:09:32 -0400, Meat Plow wrote:
On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 17:01:55 -0700, MassiveProng wrote:
On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 04:37:15 -0700, Lizzie Borden Gave us:
On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 04:15:04 -0700, MassiveProng wrote:
On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 03:55:43 -0700, Lizzie Borden Gave us:
On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 03:17:25 -0700, MassiveProng wrote:
On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 13:24:28 +1000, Lionel Gave us:

Don't hold your breath - he's not the brightest bulb in the SED
chandelier.

I am at least three orders of magnitude smarter than your
retarded
ass is.

Bullshit!

You are so clueless you haven't got a clue how clueless you have
just been.

PKB, twit.

Afraid not, I /know/ who you just so rudely gave the brush off to, and
you clearly don't.

A stupidity of gargantuan proportions.

Oh Boy! Another /slash/ twit!

Are you sure you aren't a Lionel Sock Puppet, bitch?

another "honorable" poast from Numby.

If nobody else is going to tell him I'll just keep mum too.
Whatever. Just shut up.

Does impotence make you feel very angry?

 

[MassiveDrongo]

Thus spake MassiveProng:

On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 04:30:30 GMT, Dr. Harvie Wahl-Banghor Gave us:
I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when on Wed, 11
Apr 2007 12:13:51 +1000, Bob Parker screamed from behind the mulberry
bush:
On 11/04/2007 05:38 Lizzie Borden wrote:

So there are no men in this group?

Exactly which "group" are you referring to? Are any of you aware
that all your chatter is being crossposted to the aus.electronics
newsgroup which has been all but wrecked by it?
It's unlikely that the people in sci.electronics.design or
aus.legal
are enjoying it either.
We'd all hugely appreciate it if you'd all look at where you're
posting to and confine yourselves to the AUK newsgroup so we can get
back to normal.
TIA.

Liberal use of the killfile would be more effective than what you
suggest. Besides, you bonehead, you're just perpetuating it by this very
post.

Wrong, dipshit. Those auk fucktards pull this baby bullshit
behavior as often as they jack off.

You seem bitter.