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On Tue, 10 Apr 2007 11:00:02 -0700, Jim Thompson did the cha-cha, and
screamed:
Kookle Search Results
24 matches for "soc.men".
Bob of Soc.Men
Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award, June 2004
Kook Kard Deck, Jack of Spades
Connor Anderson of soc.men
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, October 2006
Tinfoil Sombrero
Jill of soc.men
Clueless Newbie of the Month, September 2006
MCP of soc.men
Clueless Newbie of the Year, 2006
Clueless Newbie of the Month, June 2006
Joseph Bartlo "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award, August 2006
Bolo Bullis Foam Duck #23
Michael Snyder & Soc.Men
Bolo Bullis Foam Duck #14
Sean Monaghan & Soc.Men.Moderated
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, August 2005
Soc.Men
Kook of the Month, January 2003
Clueless Newbie of the Month, March 2003
Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award, January 2003
Looney Maroon Award, May 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, August 2005
Joseph Bartlo "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award, July 2005
Busted Urinal Award
Soc.Men.Moderated II, The Sequel: Operation "Fort Machismo"
[Sean Monaghan, Chadwick Stone, & Pinku-Sensei)
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, August 2006
Sunny of Soc.Men
Clueless Newbie of the Month, July 2003
Viking of soc.men
Kook of the Month, March 2006
Clueless Newbie of the Month, March 2006
Palmjob Paddle, May 2006
Viking of soc.men, trained by Aratzio
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=soc.men
Kookle Search Results
5 matches for "Andre Lieven".
Andre Lieven
Looney Maroon Award, October 2006
George Pickett Memorial Trophy, October 2006
Coward of the Month, June 2006
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, August 2006
Unabomber Surprise
http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=Andre+Lieven
Kookle Search Results
9 matches for "Pangborn".
Kenneth R Pangborn
Kook of the Month, September 2000
Clueless Newbie of the Month, November 2004
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, June 2006
Bolo Bullis Foam Duck #12
Kluck Lysaght "Tar & Feathers" Award
Kook Chess Set, Red King
Kenneth R Pangborn, trained by Alt.Usenet.Kooks
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Michael Newton & Kenneth R Pangborn
Golden Killfile, November 1999
Busted Urinal Award
http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=Pangborn
Kookle Search Results
4 matches for "Michael Newton".
Michael Newton
Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award, November 1998
Unabomber Surprise
http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=Michael+Newton
Kookle Search Results
1 match for "Nemo".
Charles "Zero" Nemo
Golden Killfile, April 2004
http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=Nemo
Kookle Search Results
2 matches for "Kulikauskas".
Jayne Kulikauskas
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, October 2005
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, May 2006
All of the litsed k00ks (Aratzio, Sean, Chad, and Pinku-Sensei are not,
of course, k00ks, nor is everything 'Ratz's fault -- I, according to a
reliable source who ought to know, am Lucifer, so all faults lie with
me, including yours) being soc.men regs. I may have missed a few, but I
got the <ahem> highlights.
--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris! TM#5; COOSN-029-06-71069; Usenet Ruiner #5; Gutter Chix0r #16
Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition; Official Chung Demon
Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13; Top Asshole #3; Lits Slut #16
"Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in
getting them to do what you want."
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life
http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/
AUK FAQ: http://www.caballista.org/auk/faq.html
WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2007
Message-ID: <Xns990EE557C065pinkusenseinetcabalc@204.153.245.131>
WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2007
Message-ID: <Xns98EE28E1C58ABwranglercaballista@204.153.245.131>
WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, January 2007 MID:
<Xns98D232E44C01pinkusenseinetcabalc@204.153.244.170>
"6. Who is a net.giggler?" -- Bloxy's "Monkay", that's who. Message-ID:
<DC6BBA72.3B5F4435@demon.co.uk>
"'I find this genetic sequence all the way down the evolutionary
ladder,' he says. 'The major significance of this protein is that it may
be a communication line between the nucleus and the mitochondria.'" --
Andrew B. Chung, from
http://gtalumni.org/Publications/magazine/win91/chung.html
"Pot...kettle...so black it picks cotton." -- But Alex "Dink" Cain isn't
racist at all, oh no. Not him. Why, some of his best friends are porch
monkeys. I'll bet. Message-ID: <397FCBBB.1B35@hotmail.com>
"You think I don't know this? What gives you the right to speak as if
you have authority over me? You have none. I like his use of the words
'wanton woman'. They are biblical. Maybe there is some hope for k man
after all. You? There is no hope for you at all you freak of nature. Go
back to the hole you came out of." -- Atlanta Olympiada Kane "knows"
Kadaitcha Man was referring to me, but addressed him as though he was
referring to himself, then foamed all over me, in Message-ID:
<45e1f82a$0$16335$88260bb3@free.teranews.com>
"No effort at all c*cksucking you, b1tch." -- At last, the Monkey-man
comes out of the closet, in MID: <aXkth.3535$QE6.1902@trnddc02>
http://www6.kingdomofloathing.com/login.php
"This is a sandwich made by a Spam Witch. You know why Spam Witches
can't starve if they're at the beach? Because they can always eat the
sand which is there." -- Spam Witch sammich, from The Kingdom of
Loathing
http://www.runescape.com/
No one expects the Fannish Inquisition!
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Cabal_of_the_Holy_Pretzel/join
Cabal of the Holy International Discordian Internet & Usenet Terrorist
Pretzel
"i have no need for sex; i'd rather tease you, honeybuns." -- Teh Mop
Jockey doesn't know the meaning of "TMI". MID:
<1253073.6W9sK7zyKL@unixd0rk.com>
"What are marijuana tablets?"
"When logic and proportion
Have fallen softly dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's 'off with her head!'
Remember what the dormouse said:
'Feed your head
Feed your head
Feed your head'"
-- "White Rabbit", Jefferson Airplane
I own "James C Cracked is God!!!":
MID: <1161060410.704020.285410@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>
"Chips on you dud, you got bugged for being near me, Viruses transmit
that way you know." -- Blooey: Master of the Autoflame. Message-ID:
<4556A926.6F259DC9@pharae.org>
"The nonsense screeds you compose and post to usenet lack any kind of
coherent and rational meaning whatsoever, and are composed of random
bits and pieces stolen from mythology, science fiction, religion, comic
books, etc., placed into a blender, and the switch turned to the highest
setting.
About every other screed has droppings of death threats, racial
bigotry, laughably false prophesies of gloom and doom, and inane
attempts to extort money. These bland, meaningless, pulpy messes are
then trowled into usenet; identical or nearly identical screeds are
repeated ad nauseum." -- Art Deco had to clean up bits of Warhol for
days after using the Hammer on him
"Q: How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a
light bulb?
A: None. There is no need to change anything. We made the right decision
to stick with that light bulb. People who say that it is burned out are
giving aid and encouragement to the Forces of Darkness." -- Anon.
"Outlaw amateur assassins!" -- Chiun
"Property is theft."
-- P. J. Proudhon
"Property is liberty."
-- P. J. Proudhon
"Property is impossible."
-- P. J. Proudhon
"Etymology:
Argumentum ad Septicus : argument to putrefaction. Derived from Septicum
Argumentum : putrefaction of argument.
"Septic \Sep"tic\, Septical \Sep"tic*al\
a. [L. septicus to make putrid: cf. F. septique.]
Having power to promote putrefaction. Of or relating to or
caused by putrefaction." -- Kadaitcha Man, indirectly to
Donald "Skeptic"/"Septic" Alford, in MID: <a3svh.djj.19.1@news.alt.net>
"I never fail to be amazing" -- Looney Maroon for September 2006 nominee
William Barwell's ego knows no bounds. MID:
12ggt3q3uti3t52@corp.supernews.com
"Red meat won't hurt you. Fuzzy, blue-green meat will."
-- Zog the etc., in alt.discordia (correct
as needed)
"may you live to whatever age you'd like to." -- Dave Hillstrom,
in alt.discordia
"We are most nearly ourselves when we achieve the seriousness of the
child at play." -- Heraclitus
"And thats another mistake on your part. Your 'playing' games on usenet,
and I'm not playing...It has nothing to do with impressing you, it has
more to do with making sure you have the education you'll need to debate.
The debate is no fun for me if you are mentally incapable of it. I'm
giving you an opportunity to educate yourself. That's all." -- A trashy
former virus-writer turned Outer Filth doesn't know if he's playing or
working, in MID: <1159389579.179851.33970@e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.com>
"I am incapable of original thoughts" -- Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ has an honest
moment, in MID: <0h59i25ejlthqeeitdp0hlk4kvo1ejpkt9@4ax.com>
"But now the end is near. Now Mark Foley comes along and is making
almost all liberal dreams come true and seriously, I'm sorry for it.
See, I believe in karma. I believe what comes around goes around and I
know full well that it's just bad juju to wish such a level of turmoil
and ill upon other humans, warmongering gay-hating maladroits or no, and
that the real path of enlightenment is paved with forgiveness and
progress and white-hot love and turning the other cheek and scotch.
"In fact, Jesus said something about that, I do believe. He said, "Knock
it off already with the warmongering and the hating of each other and
let's all get some wine and party like it's 2012." Then again, he never
saw Karl Rove stab the nation with the dull ice pick of bogus fear. He
never heard George W. Bush describe brutal war and the death of tens of
thousands as "just a comma" in world history.
"Check that. Maybe I'm not so sorry after all." -- Mark Morford,
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/gate/archive/2006/10/11/
notes101106.DTL&nl=fix
http://tinyurl.com/kusmr
screamed:
The soc.men resume:
Kookle Search Results
24 matches for "soc.men".
Bob of Soc.Men
Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award, June 2004
Kook Kard Deck, Jack of Spades
Connor Anderson of soc.men
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, October 2006
Tinfoil Sombrero
Jill of soc.men
Clueless Newbie of the Month, September 2006
MCP of soc.men
Clueless Newbie of the Year, 2006
Clueless Newbie of the Month, June 2006
Joseph Bartlo "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award, August 2006
Bolo Bullis Foam Duck #23
Michael Snyder & Soc.Men
Bolo Bullis Foam Duck #14
Sean Monaghan & Soc.Men.Moderated
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, August 2005
Soc.Men
Kook of the Month, January 2003
Clueless Newbie of the Month, March 2003
Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award, January 2003
Looney Maroon Award, May 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, August 2005
Joseph Bartlo "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award, July 2005
Busted Urinal Award
Soc.Men.Moderated II, The Sequel: Operation "Fort Machismo"
[Sean Monaghan, Chadwick Stone, & Pinku-Sensei)
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, August 2006
Sunny of Soc.Men
Clueless Newbie of the Month, July 2003
Viking of soc.men
Kook of the Month, March 2006
Clueless Newbie of the Month, March 2006
Palmjob Paddle, May 2006
Viking of soc.men, trained by Aratzio
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=soc.men
Kookle Search Results
5 matches for "Andre Lieven".
Andre Lieven
Looney Maroon Award, October 2006
George Pickett Memorial Trophy, October 2006
Coward of the Month, June 2006
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, August 2006
Unabomber Surprise
http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=Andre+Lieven
Kookle Search Results
9 matches for "Pangborn".
Kenneth R Pangborn
Kook of the Month, September 2000
Clueless Newbie of the Month, November 2004
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, June 2006
Bolo Bullis Foam Duck #12
Kluck Lysaght "Tar & Feathers" Award
Kook Chess Set, Red King
Kenneth R Pangborn, trained by Alt.Usenet.Kooks
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Michael Newton & Kenneth R Pangborn
Golden Killfile, November 1999
Busted Urinal Award
http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=Pangborn
Kookle Search Results
4 matches for "Michael Newton".
Michael Newton
Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award, November 1998
Unabomber Surprise
http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=Michael+Newton
Kookle Search Results
1 match for "Nemo".
Charles "Zero" Nemo
Golden Killfile, April 2004
http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=Nemo
Kookle Search Results
2 matches for "Kulikauskas".
Jayne Kulikauskas
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, October 2005
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, May 2006
All of the litsed k00ks (Aratzio, Sean, Chad, and Pinku-Sensei are not,
of course, k00ks, nor is everything 'Ratz's fault -- I, according to a
reliable source who ought to know, am Lucifer, so all faults lie with
me, including yours) being soc.men regs. I may have missed a few, but I
got the <ahem> highlights.
--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris! TM#5; COOSN-029-06-71069; Usenet Ruiner #5; Gutter Chix0r #16
Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition; Official Chung Demon
Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13; Top Asshole #3; Lits Slut #16
"Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in
getting them to do what you want."
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life
http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/
AUK FAQ: http://www.caballista.org/auk/faq.html
WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2007
Message-ID: <Xns990EE557C065pinkusenseinetcabalc@204.153.245.131>
WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2007
Message-ID: <Xns98EE28E1C58ABwranglercaballista@204.153.245.131>
WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, January 2007 MID:
<Xns98D232E44C01pinkusenseinetcabalc@204.153.244.170>
"6. Who is a net.giggler?" -- Bloxy's "Monkay", that's who. Message-ID:
<DC6BBA72.3B5F4435@demon.co.uk>
"'I find this genetic sequence all the way down the evolutionary
ladder,' he says. 'The major significance of this protein is that it may
be a communication line between the nucleus and the mitochondria.'" --
Andrew B. Chung, from
http://gtalumni.org/Publications/magazine/win91/chung.html
"Pot...kettle...so black it picks cotton." -- But Alex "Dink" Cain isn't
racist at all, oh no. Not him. Why, some of his best friends are porch
monkeys. I'll bet. Message-ID: <397FCBBB.1B35@hotmail.com>
"You think I don't know this? What gives you the right to speak as if
you have authority over me? You have none. I like his use of the words
'wanton woman'. They are biblical. Maybe there is some hope for k man
after all. You? There is no hope for you at all you freak of nature. Go
back to the hole you came out of." -- Atlanta Olympiada Kane "knows"
Kadaitcha Man was referring to me, but addressed him as though he was
referring to himself, then foamed all over me, in Message-ID:
<45e1f82a$0$16335$88260bb3@free.teranews.com>
"No effort at all c*cksucking you, b1tch." -- At last, the Monkey-man
comes out of the closet, in MID: <aXkth.3535$QE6.1902@trnddc02>
http://www6.kingdomofloathing.com/login.php
"This is a sandwich made by a Spam Witch. You know why Spam Witches
can't starve if they're at the beach? Because they can always eat the
sand which is there." -- Spam Witch sammich, from The Kingdom of
Loathing
http://www.runescape.com/
No one expects the Fannish Inquisition!
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Cabal_of_the_Holy_Pretzel/join
Cabal of the Holy International Discordian Internet & Usenet Terrorist
Pretzel
"i have no need for sex; i'd rather tease you, honeybuns." -- Teh Mop
Jockey doesn't know the meaning of "TMI". MID:
<1253073.6W9sK7zyKL@unixd0rk.com>
"What are marijuana tablets?"
"When logic and proportion
Have fallen softly dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's 'off with her head!'
Remember what the dormouse said:
'Feed your head
Feed your head
Feed your head'"
-- "White Rabbit", Jefferson Airplane
I own "James C Cracked is God!!!":
MID: <1161060410.704020.285410@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>
"Chips on you dud, you got bugged for being near me, Viruses transmit
that way you know." -- Blooey: Master of the Autoflame. Message-ID:
<4556A926.6F259DC9@pharae.org>
"The nonsense screeds you compose and post to usenet lack any kind of
coherent and rational meaning whatsoever, and are composed of random
bits and pieces stolen from mythology, science fiction, religion, comic
books, etc., placed into a blender, and the switch turned to the highest
setting.
About every other screed has droppings of death threats, racial
bigotry, laughably false prophesies of gloom and doom, and inane
attempts to extort money. These bland, meaningless, pulpy messes are
then trowled into usenet; identical or nearly identical screeds are
repeated ad nauseum." -- Art Deco had to clean up bits of Warhol for
days after using the Hammer on him
"Q: How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a
light bulb?
A: None. There is no need to change anything. We made the right decision
to stick with that light bulb. People who say that it is burned out are
giving aid and encouragement to the Forces of Darkness." -- Anon.
"Outlaw amateur assassins!" -- Chiun
"Property is theft."
-- P. J. Proudhon
"Property is liberty."
-- P. J. Proudhon
"Property is impossible."
-- P. J. Proudhon
"Etymology:
Argumentum ad Septicus : argument to putrefaction. Derived from Septicum
Argumentum : putrefaction of argument.
"Septic \Sep"tic\, Septical \Sep"tic*al\
a. [L. septicus to make putrid: cf. F. septique.]
Having power to promote putrefaction. Of or relating to or
caused by putrefaction." -- Kadaitcha Man, indirectly to
Donald "Skeptic"/"Septic" Alford, in MID: <a3svh.djj.19.1@news.alt.net>
"I never fail to be amazing" -- Looney Maroon for September 2006 nominee
William Barwell's ego knows no bounds. MID:
12ggt3q3uti3t52@corp.supernews.com
"Red meat won't hurt you. Fuzzy, blue-green meat will."
-- Zog the etc., in alt.discordia (correct
as needed)
"may you live to whatever age you'd like to." -- Dave Hillstrom,
in alt.discordia
"We are most nearly ourselves when we achieve the seriousness of the
child at play." -- Heraclitus
"And thats another mistake on your part. Your 'playing' games on usenet,
and I'm not playing...It has nothing to do with impressing you, it has
more to do with making sure you have the education you'll need to debate.
The debate is no fun for me if you are mentally incapable of it. I'm
giving you an opportunity to educate yourself. That's all." -- A trashy
former virus-writer turned Outer Filth doesn't know if he's playing or
working, in MID: <1159389579.179851.33970@e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.com>
"I am incapable of original thoughts" -- Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ has an honest
moment, in MID: <0h59i25ejlthqeeitdp0hlk4kvo1ejpkt9@4ax.com>
"But now the end is near. Now Mark Foley comes along and is making
almost all liberal dreams come true and seriously, I'm sorry for it.
See, I believe in karma. I believe what comes around goes around and I
know full well that it's just bad juju to wish such a level of turmoil
and ill upon other humans, warmongering gay-hating maladroits or no, and
that the real path of enlightenment is paved with forgiveness and
progress and white-hot love and turning the other cheek and scotch.
"In fact, Jesus said something about that, I do believe. He said, "Knock
it off already with the warmongering and the hating of each other and
let's all get some wine and party like it's 2012." Then again, he never
saw Karl Rove stab the nation with the dull ice pick of bogus fear. He
never heard George W. Bush describe brutal war and the death of tens of
thousands as "just a comma" in world history.
"Check that. Maybe I'm not so sorry after all." -- Mark Morford,
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/gate/archive/2006/10/11/
notes101106.DTL&nl=fix
http://tinyurl.com/kusmr