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Richard the Dreaded Liber
Guest
On Fri, 01 May 2009 16:47:27 +1000, Bob Larter wrote:
You can have free health care RIGHT NOW! Just eat right, get enough
sleep, deal with stress, don't crash your car, smoke and drink in
moderation, and get up off your lazy fat ass and get some exercise.
I just turned SIXTY (hard to believe, huh? Oh, well, another decade,
another diopter ;-) ) and I haven't had a health problem since that time I
came down with acute pancreatitis. but being a vet, I got treated at the
Long Beach VA Medical Center. (they installed a shunt from my pancreas to
my stomach so I could just poop out the excess enzymes.)
The only time I've EVER had the flue has been after they forced me to
get a flu shot.
I don't do stupid things that could injure me, for example, both times
that I crashed my car, I was wearing a seat belt, which I don't usually
need - I'm not driving at Indy, after all. (I think maybe a premonition
told me to buckle up.) Interestingly, both times I had insurance, so if
correlation implies causation, then having insurance caused my
"accidents". (there's really no such thing as an accident - it's merely
negligence.)
I ride my bike to the store and back practically every day, usually to
pick up a pack of smokes. >:-> Incidentally, smoking does NOT cause cancer
- it's caused by denied self-hatred.
Last time I had a checkup, my lungs were as clear as any 30-year-old's.
I recently declined a stress test/cardiopulmonary function test, because:
A: Isn't life already enough of a treadmill?
B: I knew in advance what they'd say - I no longer have the heart or lungs
of a teenager, so they'd find "impaired" lung function, and they'd tell me
to quit smoking and drinking, which I have no intention of doing.
Have I missed anything?
Cheers!
Rich
But it does confiscate the wages of the productive.free universal health care that excludes nobody.
You can have free health care RIGHT NOW! Just eat right, get enough
sleep, deal with stress, don't crash your car, smoke and drink in
moderation, and get up off your lazy fat ass and get some exercise.
I just turned SIXTY (hard to believe, huh? Oh, well, another decade,
another diopter ;-) ) and I haven't had a health problem since that time I
came down with acute pancreatitis. but being a vet, I got treated at the
Long Beach VA Medical Center. (they installed a shunt from my pancreas to
my stomach so I could just poop out the excess enzymes.)
The only time I've EVER had the flue has been after they forced me to
get a flu shot.
I don't do stupid things that could injure me, for example, both times
that I crashed my car, I was wearing a seat belt, which I don't usually
need - I'm not driving at Indy, after all. (I think maybe a premonition
told me to buckle up.) Interestingly, both times I had insurance, so if
correlation implies causation, then having insurance caused my
"accidents". (there's really no such thing as an accident - it's merely
negligence.)
I ride my bike to the store and back practically every day, usually to
pick up a pack of smokes. >:-> Incidentally, smoking does NOT cause cancer
- it's caused by denied self-hatred.
Last time I had a checkup, my lungs were as clear as any 30-year-old's.
I recently declined a stress test/cardiopulmonary function test, because:
A: Isn't life already enough of a treadmill?
B: I knew in advance what they'd say - I no longer have the heart or lungs
of a teenager, so they'd find "impaired" lung function, and they'd tell me
to quit smoking and drinking, which I have no intention of doing.
Have I missed anything?
Cheers!
Rich