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Jim Thompson

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Dan Rather's career is like a bare foot sliding thru a warm cow patty.

...Jim Thompson
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I love to cook with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
 
in article 9hgmq053hrj8qmhsrgp1lc4gsjhfob9u8m@4ax.com, Jim Thompson at
thegreatone@example.com wrote on 11/29/04 10:44 AM:

Dan Rather's career is like a bare foot sliding thru a warm cow patty.

...Jim Thompson

That's a bit rustic, don't ya think?

I think it's more like a head-on collision with a septic tank truck . . . .


;-)

Jon
 
On Mon, 29 Nov 2004 08:44:17 -0700, Jim Thompson wrote:

Dan Rather's career is like a bare foot sliding thru a warm cow patty.

Over quick as sh*t cut with a club? Shit through a goose? It don't
matter none, cuz I don't watchum... buss o k cuz he's an asshole.
--
Best Regards,
Mike
 
"Jim Thompson" wrote ...
Dan Rather's career is like a bare foot sliding thru a warm cow patty.
Couldn't have happened to a more deserving flack. And
Watlter Cronkite has really lost it. Dunny why they let
someone suffering from such senility out in public?
They have run CBS news right into the muck.
 
Jim Thompson <thegreatone@example.com> wrote:
Dan Rather's career is like a bare foot sliding thru a warm cow patty.
Apropos.

Rush Limbaugh's career is like a long, strange acid trip.

--Blair
"With permanent brain damage as
the payoff."
 
Jim Thompson <thegreatone@example.com> wrote:
On Wed, 01 Dec 2004 05:48:23 GMT, Blair P. Houghton <b@p.h> wrote:

Jim Thompson <thegreatone@example.com> wrote:
Dan Rather's career is like a bare foot sliding thru a warm cow patty.

Apropos.

Rush Limbaugh's career is like a long, strange acid trip.

"With permanent brain damage as
the payoff."

OxyContin.

I'm no fan of Rush Limpballs.
You seem to think and talk like him when politics rolls around
on the jukebox.

--Blair
"He's got a certified 43% lie rate."
 
A little 'cow pie' humor, eh?

btw, why is a cow pie like a blonde?
The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.

"Jim Thompson" <thegreatone@example.com> wrote in message
news:9hgmq053hrj8qmhsrgp1lc4gsjhfob9u8m@4ax.com...
Dan Rather's career is like a bare foot sliding thru a warm cow patty.

...Jim Thompson
 
On Wed, 01 Dec 2004 21:37:54 -0700, Jim Thompson wrote:

On Wed, 1 Dec 2004 22:08:56 -0500, "Oppie" <oppie@-nospam-cloud9.net
wrote:

A little 'cow pie' humor, eh?

btw, why is a cow pie like a blonde?
The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.

"Jim Thompson" <thegreatone@example.com> wrote in message
news:9hgmq053hrj8qmhsrgp1lc4gsjhfob9u8m@4ax.com...
Dan Rather's career is like a bare foot sliding thru a warm cow patty.

...Jim Thompson


ROTFLMAO!
What's brown, and sounds like a bell?


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DUNG!
 
"Oppie" <oppie@-nospam-cloud9.net> wrote in message
news:10qt69o795rr82b@corp.supernews.com...
A little 'cow pie' humor, eh?

btw, why is a cow pie like a blonde?
The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.
But *why* would you ever want to pick up a cow pie???



Oh, I forgot. You're a dung beetle. :)

"Jim Thompson" <thegreatone@example.com> wrote in message
news:9hgmq053hrj8qmhsrgp1lc4gsjhfob9u8m@4ax.com...
Dan Rather's career is like a bare foot sliding thru a warm cow
patty.

...Jim Thompson
 
"Watson A.Name - "Watt Sun, the Dark Remover"" <NOSPAM@dslextreme.com> wrote
in message news:10r32dahnud3qc2@corp.supernews.com...
"Oppie" <oppie@-nospam-cloud9.net> wrote in message
news:10qt69o795rr82b@corp.supernews.com...
A little 'cow pie' humor, eh?

btw, why is a cow pie like a blonde?
The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.

But *why* would you ever want to pick up a cow pie???


They burn really well.
makes great fuel for the shop woodstove

Doug
 
Medical grade leeches
are EXPENSIVE - something like $20 each.

===============================

When doctors, who will admit to a not un-limited understanding of disease,
run short of ideas on treatment of a particular medical case, it is only
natural for them to fall back on old-time prescriptions for leeches and
blood-letting.

But why should they charge such exhorbitant, even blackmailing rates of pay
for their suspect services?

Ah well, let's forgive the profession. They are not angels. They are only
ordinary human beings like the rest of us blackmailing thieves.

But rest assured, the next time I am presented with a thirsty leech I shall
immediately change my doctor, without him ever hoping to receive any further
payments.
----
Reg
 
"Terry Given" <my_name@ieee.org> wrote in message
news:rbLsd.22325$9A.386378@news.xtra.co.nz...
Rich Grise wrote:

On Sat, 04 Dec 2004 14:33:15 -0800, Bill Sloman wrote:


Jim Thompson <thegreatone@example.com> wrote in message
news:<8a54r01eearlrla9hmgm9tmjjt4eht083f@4ax.com>...

On Sat, 4 Dec 2004 11:43:00 -0800, "Watson A.Name - \"Watt Sun, the
Dark Remover\"" <NOSPAM@dslextreme.com> wrote:


"Jim Thompson" <thegreatone@example.com> wrote in message
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On Sat, 4 Dec 2004 01:56:46 -0800, "Watson A.Name - \"Watt Sun,
the
Dark Remover\"" <NOSPAM@dslextreme.com> wrote:


"Oppie" <oppie@-nospam-cloud9.net> wrote in message
news:10qt69o795rr82b@corp.supernews.com...

A little 'cow pie' humor, eh?

btw, why is a cow pie like a blonde?
The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.

But *why* would you ever want to pick up a cow pie???


[snip]

Where do you think the Frisbee concept came from ?:)

...Jim Thompson
--

I thought is name was Hoo Flung Poo. [:)

Naw, I can't see pitching one of those, because it'd fly apart.
And
catching one would be a totally splattering mess. But then I'm a
city
slicker, not a farm boy, and I don't believe half of what they
say.
http://www.farmerboys.com/ I mean, C'mon! If you think that's
big, you
oughtta see the chicken that laid it!





Naaaah! They dry up pretty sturdy... lot of straw content ;-)

Sure do. When I was a kid in Tasmania I got my face laid open by a
dried cow-pat that had been flung at me by another kid in the course
of some neighbourhood altercation - I think the flinger was as
surprised as I was by the effect, as we were pitching the cow pats
at
one another over quite a distance, and none too accurately.

The wound bled quite profusely, but didn't need stitches, though I
did
get an anti-tetanus injection. My parents were quite worried about
possible infection, but it healed up rapidly without leaving any
scar.


It's actually probably one of the cleanest things you could get hit
by
that's been picked up off the ground. The microbes that like to eat
poop
don't like to infect wounds. Live flesh probably tastes bad to them.
;-)

I've heard from several different pieces of literature that maggots
will
clean infection out of a sore, but not hurt live tissue. And I had a
GF once who worked as an MA for some Hollywood plastic surgeon, and
she
reported that they actually do use live leeches to reduce bruising
and
swelling. They're kept in special sterile leech-houses. She didn't
say if
they fed them, or just left them hungry so that they'd go right to
work. ;-)

Cheers!
Rich

My partner worked on a plastics ward for a while. Medical grade
leeches
are EXPENSIVE - something like $20 each. For some funny reason they
have
to grow them in fairly sterile conditions, which is probably a neat
trick.

Cheers
Terry
The U.S. Food and Drug Administration recently approved leeches for
medical purposes.
http://www.fda.gov/bbs/topics/answers/2004/ANS01294.html
 
On Mon, 06 Dec 2004 21:34:58 -0500, Spehro Pefhany wrote:

On Mon, 6 Dec 2004 06:44:55 +0000, the renowned John Woodgate
jmw@jmwa.demon.contraspam.yuk> wrote:

I read in sci.electronics.design that Terry Given <my_name@ieee.org
wrote (in <rbLsd.22325$9A.386378@news.xtra.co.nz>) about 'Heard this
morning on talk radio', on Mon, 6 Dec 2004:

Medical grade leeches
are EXPENSIVE - something like $20 each.

They are members of the same trade union as tax collectors, of course.

The main difference is that leeches move on when you're dead.
The leech stops eating when it's full.

Thanks!
Rich
 
"Oppie" <boppie@-nospam-ludl.com> wrote in message
news:1102606422.cc38f658828b0655ae0750616937e7e8@teranews...
"Watson A.Name - "Watt Sun, the Dark Remover"" <NOSPAM@dslextreme.com
wrote
in message news:10r32dahnud3qc2@corp.supernews.com...

But *why* would you ever want to pick up a cow pie???

I think that Jim replied correctly that they could be burnt when dry. As
gross as that sounds, that's what my wife's uncle and aunt did on the
dairy
farm. The dried meadow muffins were used to bank the wood stove overnight.
Uncle gave the kids 3 cents per pie. My wife (being the smart one), would
pay her little brother 1 cent to see if they were dry by sticking his
finger
in it. (probably the only honest work the guy ever did)
WRT burning cow pies: A few years back there was a brush fire that started
at the end of my block and burned up through a cow pasture. After the flame
front was safely away, my neighbor and I wandered around a while with
shovels putting out smoldering meadow muffins.


 

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