Magnetic tomcats

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Don Lancaster

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There is an urgent and compelling need to document the numerous
advantages of magnetic tomcats.

Obviously, they will point north when you pick them up by the tail.
And they can be conveniently stored on the side of the refrigerator.

What other advantages can you think of?


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Many thanks,

Don Lancaster
Synergetics 3860 West First Street Box 809 Thatcher, AZ 85552
voice: (928)428-4073 email: don@tinaja.com

Please visit my GURU's LAIR web site at http://www.tinaja.com
 
On Mon, 07 Feb 2005 14:53:09 -0700, Don Lancaster <don@tinaja.com>
wrote:

There is an urgent and compelling need to document the numerous
advantages of magnetic tomcats.

Obviously, they will point north when you pick them up by the tail.
And they can be conveniently stored on the side of the refrigerator.

What other advantages can you think of?
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For dogs, they will be convenienly stuck to fireplugs...

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John Fields
 
Don Lancaster wrote:
There is an urgent and compelling need to document the numerous
advantages of magnetic tomcats.

Obviously, they will point north when you pick them up by the tail.
And they can be conveniently stored on the side of the refrigerator.

What other advantages can you think of?
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They can piss around corners, due to the ionic nature of urine and its
motion through the magnetic field surrounding the cat.

And of course it is a brilliant example of animal magnetism :)

Cheers
Terry
 
On Mon, 07 Feb 2005 14:53:09 -0700, Don Lancaster <don@tinaja.com> wrote:

There is an urgent and compelling need to document the numerous
advantages of magnetic tomcats.

Obviously, they will point north when you pick them up by the tail.
And they can be conveniently stored on the side of the refrigerator.

What other advantages can you think of?
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Depends how magnetic are the females.



Regards,

Boris Mohar

Got Knock? - see:
Viatrack Printed Circuit Designs (among other things) http://www.viatrack.ca
 
On Mon, 07 Feb 2005 14:53:09 -0700, Don Lancaster <don@tinaja.com>
wrote:

There is an urgent and compelling need to document the numerous
advantages of magnetic tomcats.
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You can't fool me, you're just trolling for info you can use in
your next best-selling book.

Obviously, they will point north when you pick them up by the tail.
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Won't a cow do this as well?

And they can be conveniently stored on the side of the refrigerator.

What other advantages can you think of?
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Sorry, I just won't fall for it.

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http://mindspring.com/~benbradley
 
Ben Bradley wrote:
On Mon, 07 Feb 2005 14:53:09 -0700, Don Lancaster <don@tinaja.com
wrote:


There is an urgent and compelling need to document the numerous
advantages of magnetic tomcats.


You can't fool me, you're just trolling for info you can use in
your next best-selling book.


Obviously, they will point north when you pick them up by the tail.


Won't a cow do this as well?


And they can be conveniently stored on the side of the refrigerator.

What other advantages can you think of?


Sorry, I just won't fall for it.

-----
http://mindspring.com/~benbradley
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Did you know the word "gullible" does ---> not <--- appear in any major
dictionary or spell checker?

Or that it is one of Google's 42 banned search terms?

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Many thanks,

Don Lancaster
Synergetics 3860 West First Street Box 809 Thatcher, AZ 85552
voice: (928)428-4073 email: don@tinaja.com

Please visit my GURU's LAIR web site at http://www.tinaja.com
 
Don Lancaster wrote:
Ben Bradley wrote:

On Mon, 07 Feb 2005 14:53:09 -0700, Don Lancaster <don@tinaja.com
wrote:


There is an urgent and compelling need to document the numerous
advantages of magnetic tomcats.



You can't fool me, you're just trolling for info you can use in
your next best-selling book.


Obviously, they will point north when you pick them up by the tail.



Won't a cow do this as well?


And they can be conveniently stored on the side of the refrigerator.

What other advantages can you think of?



Sorry, I just won't fall for it.

-----
http://mindspring.com/~benbradley


Did you know the word "gullible" does ---> not <--- appear in any major
dictionary or spell checker?

Or that it is one of Google's 42 banned search terms?
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LOL

Cheers
Terry
 
Don Lancaster <don@tinaja.com> wrote in news:36q6a6F55hal2U1
@individual.net:

There is an urgent and compelling need to document the numerous
advantages of magnetic tomcats.

Obviously, they will point north when you pick them up by the tail.
And they can be conveniently stored on the side of the refrigerator.

What other advantages can you think of?
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Grave peril for the mouse that forgets to degauss...
M
 
Don Lancaster <don@tinaja.com> wrote:
There is an urgent and compelling need to document the numerous
advantages of magnetic tomcats.
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Wrap magnet wire around the cat's collar, like a toroidal transformer.
Attach an Elizabethan collar to the regular collar. Put audio into the
magnet wire and you have a speaker that you could probably sell for a
lot of money to some audiophile.

Install a cat-flap in your back door, with a coil of wire wound around
the perimeter. The more the cat goes in and out, the more electricity
it makes. Hook the coil up to the grid; spin the meter backwards and
profit!

If you can train the cat to fall asleep correctly on top of your old TV
set, you have a quick fix for any purity or convergence problems the TV
set has developed in its old age.

If the cat likes to crawl up on your bed when you're trying to sleep,
get an electric blanket. With proper use of the thermostat, you should
be able to levitate the cat right off the bed.

If you also own two electric eels, the cat can be carefully placed to
help extinguish any arcs that form between the eels.

Matt Roberds
 
Spehro Pefhany wrote:
On Mon, 07 Feb 2005 14:53:09 -0700, the renowned Don Lancaster
don@tinaja.com> wrote:


There is an urgent and compelling need to document the numerous
advantages of magnetic tomcats.

Obviously, they will point north when you pick them up by the tail.
And they can be conveniently stored on the side of the refrigerator.

What other advantages can you think of?


You can use it for class demonstrations of the right-hand rule,
provided you thoroughly wash your thumb afterward.



Best regards,
Spehro Pefhany
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ROTFLMAO!

Cheers
Terry
 
On Mon, 07 Feb 2005 14:53:09 -0700, Don Lancaster <don@tinaja.com> wroth:

There is an urgent and compelling need to document the numerous
advantages of magnetic tomcats.

Obviously, they will point north when you pick them up by the tail.
And they can be conveniently stored on the side of the refrigerator.

What other advantages can you think of?
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They're self-petting during a solar storm.

They might stick together making herding easier.

Jim

P.S.
Your idea is a derivive of one that I had many years ago. The ideal cat
would have its legs removed and a strip of Velcro (tm) attached to its belly.
 
Spehro Pefhany wrote:
On Mon, 07 Feb 2005 14:53:09 -0700, the renowned Don Lancaster
don@tinaja.com> wrote:

There is an urgent and compelling need to document the numerous
advantages of magnetic tomcats.

Obviously, they will point north when you pick them up by the tail.
And they can be conveniently stored on the side of the refrigerator.

What other advantages can you think of?

You can use it for class demonstrations of the right-hand rule,
provided you thoroughly wash your thumb afterward.
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Eewww.

You have about as much chance of surviving that as that of picking it
up by its tail.

Mark L. Fergerson
 
Don Lancaster wrote:
There is an urgent and compelling need to document the numerous
advantages of magnetic tomcats.

Obviously, they will point north when you pick them up by the tail.
And they can be conveniently stored on the side of the refrigerator.

What other advantages can you think of?
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They'll chase cars.

Whether they want to or not.

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Paul Hovnanian mailto:paul@Hovnanian.com
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people
who annoy me.
 
On Tue, 08 Feb 2005 12:54:53 +0000, James Meyer wrote:

On Mon, 07 Feb 2005 14:53:09 -0700, Don Lancaster <don@tinaja.com> wroth:

There is an urgent and compelling need to document the numerous
advantages of magnetic tomcats.

Obviously, they will point north when you pick them up by the tail.
And they can be conveniently stored on the side of the refrigerator.

What other advantages can you think of?

They're self-petting during a solar storm.

They might stick together making herding easier.

Jim

P.S.
Your idea is a derivive of one that I had many years ago. The ideal cat
would have its legs removed and a strip of Velcro (tm) attached to its belly.
Click to expand...
Q: What do you call a dog that has no legs?
A: Why bother? He can't come anyway. <rimshot>

So, every day, do you have to take him out for a drag? <rimshot II>

Cheers!
Rich
 
On Wed, 09 Feb 2005 03:42:14 GMT, Rich Grise wrote:

Q: What do you call a dog that has no legs?
A: Why bother? He can't come anyway. <rimshot

So, every day, do you have to take him out for a drag? <rimshot II
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Q: What do you call a dachshund with steel balls?
A: Sparky. <timpani glissando>

Bob
 
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