Lethal computer virus spreads in humans

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Winfield Hill <Winfield_member@newsguy.com> wrote:
http://www.scmagazine.com/news/index.cfm?fuseaction=newsDetails&newsUID=d5ee7707-4e08-49f9-8bdf-299e79743c18
Yep, pandemy's coming... I predict human population will be decimated in a
year -- they don't have a vaccine, do they?

But that has a positive side -- only the smart ones will survive :))

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In article <1112383998.8c859ce406695c7627b2c9e2545dab6c@teranews>,
ksi@koi8.net says...
Winfield Hill <Winfield_member@newsguy.com> wrote:
http://www.scmagazine.com/news/index.cfm?fuseaction=newsDetails&newsUID=d5ee7707-4e08-49f9-8bdf-299e79743c18

Yep, pandemy's coming... I predict human population will be decimated in a
year -- they don't have a vaccine, do they?
Sure.

But that has a positive side -- only the smart ones will survive :))
Just eat a NAV CD.

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Keith Williams <krw@att.bizzzz> wrote:
In article <1112383998.8c859ce406695c7627b2c9e2545dab6c@teranews>,
ksi@koi8.net says...
Winfield Hill <Winfield_member@newsguy.com> wrote:
http://www.scmagazine.com/news/index.cfm?fuseaction=newsDetails&newsUID=d5ee7707-4e08-49f9-8bdf-299e79743c18

Yep, pandemy's coming... I predict human population will be decimated in a
year -- they don't have a vaccine, do they?

Sure.
Sure do or sure don't? Did they make the vaccine beforehead?

But that has a positive side -- only the smart ones will survive :))

Just eat a NAV CD.
Won't help. This one is new so NAV CD doesn't have an antibody against it.
At least the last one I checked. And how do they put that antibody on it if
they don't have a vaccine yet? Or they do? Big Farma's going to make big
bucks selling ground NAV CDs with the antibody... Is it time to buy their
stocks? Wait, I can smell a conspiracy here - isn't it the NAV CD
manufacturer who started that plague?...

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I read in sci.electronics.design that Keith Williams <krw@att.bizzzz>
wrote (in <MPG.1cb76ee3f20213dc98999d@news.individual.net>) about
'Lethal computer virus spreads in humans', on Fri, 1 Apr 2005:

Just eat a NAV CD.
Aren't they made of polycarbonate? Terribly fattening!
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"John Woodgate" <jmw@jmwa.demon.contraspam.yuk> wrote in message
news:Lk1WxlPWMbTCFwYW@jmwa.demon.co.uk...
I read in sci.electronics.design that Keith Williams <krw@att.bizzzz
wrote (in <MPG.1cb76ee3f20213dc98999d@news.individual.net>) about
'Lethal computer virus spreads in humans', on Fri, 1 Apr 2005:

Just eat a NAV CD.

Aren't they made of polycarbonate? Terribly fattening!
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Regards, John Woodgate, OOO - Own Opinions Only.
Mmmmm, polycarbonate........ <slobber>

Ken
 
On Fri, 01 Apr 2005 20:18:09 +0000, Sergey Kubushin wrote:

Keith Williams <krw@att.bizzzz> wrote:
In article <1112383998.8c859ce406695c7627b2c9e2545dab6c@teranews>,
ksi@koi8.net says...
Winfield Hill <Winfield_member@newsguy.com> wrote:
http://www.scmagazine.com/news/index.cfm?fuseaction=newsDetails&newsUID=d5ee7707-4e08-49f9-8bdf-299e79743c18

Yep, pandemy's coming... I predict human population will be decimated in a
year -- they don't have a vaccine, do they?

Sure.

Sure do or sure don't? Did they make the vaccine beforehead?

But that has a positive side -- only the smart ones will survive :))

Just eat a NAV CD.

Won't help. This one is new so NAV CD doesn't have an antibody against it.
At least the last one I checked. And how do they put that antibody on it if
they don't have a vaccine yet? Or they do? Big Farma's going to make big
bucks selling ground NAV CDs with the antibody... Is it time to buy their
stocks? Wait, I can smell a conspiracy here - isn't it the NAV CD
manufacturer who started that plague?...

Maybe somebody should start spamming "Malwarlaria.* antibodies". I have a
bunch of unsold Placebin you could relabel. ;-)

Cheers!
Rich
 
On Fri, 01 Apr 2005 21:46:14 +0100, John Woodgate wrote:

I read in sci.electronics.design that Keith Williams <krw@att.bizzzz
wrote (in <MPG.1cb76ee3f20213dc98999d@news.individual.net>) about
'Lethal computer virus spreads in humans', on Fri, 1 Apr 2005:

Just eat a NAV CD.

Aren't they made of polycarbonate? Terribly fattening!
Bicarbonate is good for the stomach, so shouldn't polycarbonate be even
better?

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Keith
 
On 1 Apr 2005 10:50:28 -0800, Winfield Hill
<Winfield_member@newsguy.com> wrote:

http://www.scmagazine.com/news/index.cfm?fuseaction=newsDetails&newsUID=d5ee7707-4e08-49f9-8bdf-299e79743c18
On a more positive note, yesterday NASA released a photo showing
water on Mars:

http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap050401.html
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