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Man Shoots Wife Dead Trying To Install TV

Updated:11:45, Thursday March 27, 2008
A man who tried to use a gun to install a satellite television system
ended up shooting his wife dead by accident.
The correct way to install dish

Ronald Long tried to make a hole in the exterior wall of his house in
Missouri, US, to install the dish for the system.

After several unsuccessful attempts, he got a .22-calibre handgun and
blasted two holes in the wall.

The second bullet hit his wife, Patsy, in the chest, fatally wounding her.

She was standing outside the house at the time, but Long reportedly
thought she was inside.


Officials are now trying to determine whether to file charges against him.

Sheriff's Department spokesman Major Robert Hills said a person involved
in such a case normally would be charged with manslaughter, but that was
up to the prosecutor.

"Once we complete a diagram of the incident, we will be submitting
everything to the prosecuting attorney and let him decide if he wants to
press criminal charges," he said.
 
"Jeßus" <power_sliding@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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After several unsuccessful attempts, he got a .22-calibre handgun and
blasted two holes in the wall.
Click to expand...
Because, like, putting a couple of tiny .22 calibre holes in plasterboard is
*really* going to help with the installation, right?

Jesus :)

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Regards,
Noddy.
 
"Jeßus" <power_sliding@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-1310857,00.html

Man Shoots Wife Dead Trying To Install TV

Updated:11:45, Thursday March 27, 2008
A man who tried to use a gun to install a satellite television system
ended up shooting his wife dead by accident.
The correct way to install dish

Ronald Long tried to make a hole in the exterior wall of his house in
Missouri, US, to install the dish for the system.

After several unsuccessful attempts, he got a .22-calibre handgun and
blasted two holes in the wall.

The second bullet hit his wife, Patsy, in the chest, fatally wounding her.

She was standing outside the house at the time, but Long reportedly
thought she was inside.


Officials are now trying to determine whether to file charges against him.

Sheriff's Department spokesman Major Robert Hills said a person involved
in such a case normally would be charged with manslaughter, but that was
up to the prosecutor.

"Once we complete a diagram of the incident, we will be submitting
everything to the prosecuting attorney and let him decide if he wants to
press criminal charges," he said.
Click to expand...
the "Homer Simpson" effect :)

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Noddy wrote:
"Jeßus" <power_sliding@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:fsh8us$60o$3@stable.tornevall.net...

After several unsuccessful attempts, he got a .22-calibre handgun and
blasted two holes in the wall.

Because, like, putting a couple of tiny .22 calibre holes in plasterboard is
*really* going to help with the installation, right?

Jesus :)
Click to expand...

I'm thinking he knew exactly what was going on but needed an excuse for
shooting his wife.
 
Noddy wrote:
"Jeßus" <power_sliding@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:fsh8us$60o$3@stable.tornevall.net...

After several unsuccessful attempts, he got a .22-calibre handgun and
blasted two holes in the wall.

Because, like, putting a couple of tiny .22 calibre holes in plasterboard is
*really* going to help with the installation, right?

Jesus :)
Click to expand...
Might be that american creed at work: if all else fails, or if it
confuses you - shoot it.

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Atheist Chaplain wrote:
"Jeßus" <power_sliding@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:fsh8us$60o$3@stable.tornevall.net...
http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-1310857,00.html

Man Shoots Wife Dead Trying To Install TV

Updated:11:45, Thursday March 27, 2008
A man who tried to use a gun to install a satellite television system
ended up shooting his wife dead by accident.
The correct way to install dish

Ronald Long tried to make a hole in the exterior wall of his house in
Missouri, US, to install the dish for the system.

After several unsuccessful attempts, he got a .22-calibre handgun and
blasted two holes in the wall.

The second bullet hit his wife, Patsy, in the chest, fatally wounding her.

She was standing outside the house at the time, but Long reportedly
thought she was inside.


Officials are now trying to determine whether to file charges against him.

Sheriff's Department spokesman Major Robert Hills said a person involved
in such a case normally would be charged with manslaughter, but that was
up to the prosecutor.

"Once we complete a diagram of the incident, we will be submitting
everything to the prosecuting attorney and let him decide if he wants to
press criminal charges," he said.

the "Homer Simpson" effect :)
Click to expand...
What I really wanna know now is if he's now enjoying watching his
satellite TV or not?

Or-

Get his name and number, and ring him up, telemarketer style, as an
antenna installer business...



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On Mar 28, 8:36 am, Jeßus <power_slid...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
Noddy wrote:
"Jeßus" <power_slid...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:fsh8us$60o$3@stable.tornevall.net...

After several unsuccessful attempts, he got a .22-calibre handgun and
blasted two holes in the wall.

Because, like, putting a couple of tiny .22 calibre holes in plasterboard is
*really* going to help with the installation, right?

Jesus :)

Might be that american creed at work: if all else fails, or if it
confuses you - shoot it.

--http://fun.drno.de/pics/english/rooftops.jpg
Click to expand...
Sadly yes, the septics do tend to have a real thing over the carrying
use of weapons.
This right to bear arms is really a croc almost as their idolatry of
the flag .

Strange cattle "some" of those yanks
 
"XR8 Sprintless" <XR8_Sprint@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Noddy wrote:
"Jeßus" <power_sliding@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:fsh8us$60o$3@stable.tornevall.net...

After several unsuccessful attempts, he got a .22-calibre handgun and
blasted two holes in the wall.

Because, like, putting a couple of tiny .22 calibre holes in plasterboard
is *really* going to help with the installation, right?

Jesus :)

I'm thinking he knew exactly what was going on but needed an excuse for
shooting his wife.
Click to expand...
Luckily he missed the banjo sitting on the porch.

HR
 
HeadRush wrote:
"XR8 Sprintless" <XR8_Sprint@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:13uobb1hmbqbq52@corp.supernews.com...
Noddy wrote:
"Jeßus" <power_sliding@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:fsh8us$60o$3@stable.tornevall.net...

After several unsuccessful attempts, he got a .22-calibre handgun and
blasted two holes in the wall.
Because, like, putting a couple of tiny .22 calibre holes in plasterboard
is *really* going to help with the installation, right?

Jesus :)

I'm thinking he knew exactly what was going on but needed an excuse for
shooting his wife.

Luckily he missed the banjo sitting on the porch.
Click to expand...
Don't think they have banjos in america??

9" most certainly...


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Pit wrote:
On Mar 28, 8:36 am, Jeßus <power_slid...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
Noddy wrote:
"Jeßus" <power_slid...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:fsh8us$60o$3@stable.tornevall.net...
After several unsuccessful attempts, he got a .22-calibre handgun and
blasted two holes in the wall.
Because, like, putting a couple of tiny .22 calibre holes in plasterboard is
*really* going to help with the installation, right?
Jesus :)
Might be that american creed at work: if all else fails, or if it
confuses you - shoot it.


Sadly yes, the septics do tend to have a real thing over the carrying
use of weapons.
This right to bear arms is really a croc almost as their idolatry of
the flag .

Strange cattle "some" of those yanks
Click to expand...
Yeah, the flag 'thing' over there is something I find genuinely
disturbing, seriously.
It sounds like an exaggeration, but its a bizarre blend of
quasi-fascism/imperialism, the way they have the flag everywhere. Spooky.

I'm not sure what the message is that they're trying to convey?
If a country is so great and wonderful - it'll be self-evident, would it
not? So why do they continually need to reassure themselves (or others)
of that 'fact'? Are they that insecure, or what are they trying to prove
- and to whom?

Mind you, I've noticed its starting to happen here as well in the past
couple of years.


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http://fun.drno.de/pics/english/rooftops.jpg
 
"Jeßus" <power_sliding@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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Pit wrote:
On Mar 28, 8:36 am, Jeßus <power_slid...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
Noddy wrote:
"Jeßus" <power_slid...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:fsh8us$60o$3@stable.tornevall.net...
After several unsuccessful attempts, he got a .22-calibre handgun and
blasted two holes in the wall.
Because, like, putting a couple of tiny .22 calibre holes in
plasterboard is
*really* going to help with the installation, right?
Jesus :)
Might be that american creed at work: if all else fails, or if it
confuses you - shoot it.


Sadly yes, the septics do tend to have a real thing over the carrying
use of weapons.
This right to bear arms is really a croc almost as their idolatry of
the flag .

Strange cattle "some" of those yanks

Yeah, the flag 'thing' over there is something I find genuinely
disturbing, seriously.
It sounds like an exaggeration, but its a bizarre blend of
quasi-fascism/imperialism, the way they have the flag everywhere. Spooky.

I'm not sure what the message is that they're trying to convey?
If a country is so great and wonderful - it'll be self-evident, would it
not? So why do they continually need to reassure themselves (or others) of
that 'fact'? Are they that insecure, or what are they trying to prove -
and to whom?

Mind you, I've noticed its starting to happen here as well in the past
couple of years.
Click to expand...
Insecurity causes that.

I find it amazingly ironic that the Chinese made flags were out in full
force this last Australia and all the while our cultural identity is
shifting more and more towards Americanisation.
 
"Jeßus" <power_sliding@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:fshroq$pm9$1@stable.tornevall.net...
Pit wrote:
On Mar 28, 8:36 am, Jeßus <power_slid...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
Noddy wrote:
"Jeßus" <power_slid...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:fsh8us$60o$3@stable.tornevall.net...
After several unsuccessful attempts, he got a .22-calibre handgun and
blasted two holes in the wall.
Because, like, putting a couple of tiny .22 calibre holes in
plasterboard is
*really* going to help with the installation, right?
Jesus :)
Might be that american creed at work: if all else fails, or if it
confuses you - shoot it.


Sadly yes, the septics do tend to have a real thing over the carrying
use of weapons.
This right to bear arms is really a croc almost as their idolatry of
the flag .

Strange cattle "some" of those yanks

Yeah, the flag 'thing' over there is something I find genuinely
disturbing, seriously.
It sounds like an exaggeration, but its a bizarre blend of
quasi-fascism/imperialism, the way they have the flag everywhere. Spooky.

I'm not sure what the message is that they're trying to convey?
If a country is so great and wonderful - it'll be self-evident, would it
not? So why do they continually need to reassure themselves (or others) of
that 'fact'? Are they that insecure, or what are they trying to prove -
and to whom?

Mind you, I've noticed its starting to happen here as well in the past
couple of years.
Click to expand...
Whenever I see a flag like that, either in someone's front yard or draped
over some yob's shoulders, I just think they've got no clue what it means to
be Australian, rather, to save thinking about it, they've just imported some
sad, empty US version of "patriotism", which in itself is a questionable
ideal (and reality).
 
"Russ" <russ@nomail.com> wrote in message
news:47ecfa59$0$13097$c30e37c6@pit-reader.telstra.net...

Whenever I see a flag like that, either in someone's front yard or draped
over some yob's shoulders, I just think they've got no clue what it means
to be Australian, rather, to save thinking about it, they've just imported
some sad, empty US version of "patriotism", which in itself is a
questionable ideal (and reality).
Click to expand...
What shit :) What the fuck is wrong with being proud of our flag for fuck's
sake?

I don't go waving it all over the place, but I'm *very* proud of it, and see
nothing wrong with anyone else waving it about if that's *their* way of
showing *their* pride.

You don't have to be a backward arsed fucking hick Yank just because you're
proud of your own flag.

--
Regards,
Noddy.
 
"Noddy" <me@home.com> wrote in message
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"Russ" <russ@nomail.com> wrote in message
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Whenever I see a flag like that, either in someone's front yard or draped
over some yob's shoulders, I just think they've got no clue what it means
to be Australian, rather, to save thinking about it, they've just
imported some sad, empty US version of "patriotism", which in itself is a
questionable ideal (and reality).

What shit :) What the fuck is wrong with being proud of our flag for
fuck's sake?

I don't go waving it all over the place, but I'm *very* proud of it, and
see nothing wrong with anyone else waving it about if that's *their* way
of showing *their* pride.

You don't have to be a backward arsed fucking hick Yank just because
you're proud of your own flag.
Click to expand...
Most of the ones doing the waving appear to fit the stereotype though ;-)
 
Klokmeester wrote:
"Jeßus" <power_sliding@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:fshroq$pm9$1@stable.tornevall.net...
Pit wrote:
On Mar 28, 8:36 am, Jeßus <power_slid...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
Noddy wrote:
"Jeßus" <power_slid...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:fsh8us$60o$3@stable.tornevall.net...
After several unsuccessful attempts, he got a .22-calibre handgun and
blasted two holes in the wall.
Because, like, putting a couple of tiny .22 calibre holes in
plasterboard is
*really* going to help with the installation, right?
Jesus :)
Might be that american creed at work: if all else fails, or if it
confuses you - shoot it.

Sadly yes, the septics do tend to have a real thing over the carrying
use of weapons.
This right to bear arms is really a croc almost as their idolatry of
the flag .

Strange cattle "some" of those yanks
Yeah, the flag 'thing' over there is something I find genuinely
disturbing, seriously.
It sounds like an exaggeration, but its a bizarre blend of
quasi-fascism/imperialism, the way they have the flag everywhere. Spooky.

I'm not sure what the message is that they're trying to convey?
If a country is so great and wonderful - it'll be self-evident, would it
not? So why do they continually need to reassure themselves (or others) of
that 'fact'? Are they that insecure, or what are they trying to prove -
and to whom?

Mind you, I've noticed its starting to happen here as well in the past
couple of years.


Insecurity causes that.

I find it amazingly ironic that the Chinese made flags were out in full
force this last Australia and all the while our cultural identity is
shifting more and more towards Americanisation.
Click to expand...
Australia Day this year - there were fuckwits tooling around the
Illawarra with flags approx. 6ftx4ft strapped to CB antennas or to pipes
strapped to their bullbars... Whats the bet the cops never pulled them
over either?

Other mongoloids in old Commodores with similar sized flags but with the
passenger waving it out the window.

This seemed to have started (from what I can tell) last year - but
really took off this year.

Not to mention shitloads of more sensible sized flags of course - far
more than in previous years.
Many of these boneheads still have them on their cars to this day...
these are probably the same idiots who kept their giant plastic red nose
on the grille until the U.V light did it's thing.

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Russ wrote:
"Jeßus" <power_sliding@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:fshroq$pm9$1@stable.tornevall.net...
Pit wrote:
On Mar 28, 8:36 am, Jeßus <power_slid...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
Noddy wrote:
"Jeßus" <power_slid...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:fsh8us$60o$3@stable.tornevall.net...
After several unsuccessful attempts, he got a .22-calibre handgun and
blasted two holes in the wall.
Because, like, putting a couple of tiny .22 calibre holes in
plasterboard is
*really* going to help with the installation, right?
Jesus :)
Might be that american creed at work: if all else fails, or if it
confuses you - shoot it.

Sadly yes, the septics do tend to have a real thing over the carrying
use of weapons.
This right to bear arms is really a croc almost as their idolatry of
the flag .

Strange cattle "some" of those yanks
Yeah, the flag 'thing' over there is something I find genuinely
disturbing, seriously.
It sounds like an exaggeration, but its a bizarre blend of
quasi-fascism/imperialism, the way they have the flag everywhere. Spooky.

I'm not sure what the message is that they're trying to convey?
If a country is so great and wonderful - it'll be self-evident, would it
not? So why do they continually need to reassure themselves (or others) of
that 'fact'? Are they that insecure, or what are they trying to prove -
and to whom?

Mind you, I've noticed its starting to happen here as well in the past
couple of years.

Whenever I see a flag like that, either in someone's front yard or draped
over some yob's shoulders, I just think they've got no clue what it means to
be Australian, rather, to save thinking about it, they've just imported some
sad, empty US version of "patriotism", which in itself is a questionable
ideal (and reality).
Click to expand...
Agreed. If you're proud - great, DO something constructive instead of
trying to prove it with shallow motives.

--
http://fun.drno.de/pics/english/rooftops.jpg
 
Klokmeester wrote:
"Noddy" <me@home.com> wrote in message
news:47ecfe44$0$74072$c30e37c6@lon-reader.news.telstra.net...
"Russ" <russ@nomail.com> wrote in message
news:47ecfa59$0$13097$c30e37c6@pit-reader.telstra.net...

Whenever I see a flag like that, either in someone's front yard or draped
over some yob's shoulders, I just think they've got no clue what it means
to be Australian, rather, to save thinking about it, they've just
imported some sad, empty US version of "patriotism", which in itself is a
questionable ideal (and reality).
What shit :) What the fuck is wrong with being proud of our flag for
fuck's sake?

I don't go waving it all over the place, but I'm *very* proud of it, and
see nothing wrong with anyone else waving it about if that's *their* way
of showing *their* pride.

You don't have to be a backward arsed fucking hick Yank just because
you're proud of your own flag.


Most of the ones doing the waving appear to fit the stereotype though ;-)
Click to expand...
They sure do, and if you were to get into a convo with them, eventually
you'd discover just how redneck they really are...

--
http://fun.drno.de/pics/english/rooftops.jpg
 
"Klokmeester" <whowhere@andwhy.com> wrote in message
news:13uqosrrggi0hed@corp.supernews.com...

Most of the ones doing the waving appear to fit the stereotype though ;-)
Click to expand...
Stereotype what? Flag waver? :)

I think Russ's comments of people who wave the flag having no real sense of
what it is to be Australian were fucking ridiculous, and probably the most
complete load of crap I've read on usenet in the last ten years.

--
Regards,
Noddy.
 
"Jeßus" <power_sliding@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:fsjpbv$653$2@stable.tornevall.net...

Agreed. If you're proud - great, DO something constructive instead of
trying to prove it with shallow motives.
Click to expand...
You cunts amaze me.

Are you *embarrassed* about the flag or something?

--
Regards,
Noddy.
 
Noddy wrote:
"Jeßus" <power_sliding@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:fsjpbv$653$2@stable.tornevall.net...

Agreed. If you're proud - great, DO something constructive instead of
trying to prove it with shallow motives.

You cunts amaze me.

Are you *embarrassed* about the flag or something?
Click to expand...
Nope. The flag itself ain't the problem.

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http://fun.drno.de/pics/english/rooftops.jpg
 
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