Circles on water damaged monitor?

[Peeler]

On Sun, 5 May 2019 09:15:43 +1000, cantankerous trolling geezer Rodent
Speed, the auto-contradicting senile sociopath, blabbered, again:

<FLUSH the two abysmally stupid idiots' lastest idiotic bullshit>

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Senile Rodent: "Yeah, I prefer camping like that, off by myself with
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[2987pl]

"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
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"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
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"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
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"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
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On Fri, 03 May 2019 22:22:01 +0100, Mike <ham789@netscape.net
wrote:

On 5/3/2019 12:43 PM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2nz6k0/Circles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my cat
"scented" it, which I assume is salty water) - why the circles? I
can't
believe the "water" physically spread that evenly. And I'm
unaware
of
any connection in an LCD monitor activating a circle - wouldn't I
short
out a horizontal band or something?
Dig out your polarized sunglasses and see if you learn anything.
Might have damaged the front polarizer.

I don't have sunglasses.

Is the polarizer replaceable? I can find a few people selling the
film
to
replace it, but I'm not sure how easy it is or if it's worth the
bother.
A couple of Youtube videos on changing one make it look like a work
of
art.

It still seems strange I'm getting very accurate circles. Although
they're gradually expanding, and not always exactly circular. One
now
looks like a pacman shape, and another has little scrape marks next
to
it.

Likely just some quirk of the plastic that produces that unusual
effect
with
piss.

So you don't know then.

When I find out which cat did it, it's in big trouble.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-england-london-35363991

Good luck getting everyone registered.

It's the dogs that get registered, stupid.

I rephrase for you, pedant:
"Good luck getting everyone to register their dog."

Don't need to get everyone to register their dog to
be able to work out which dog owner didn't pick up
their dog's turd most of the time.

If I don't register my dog, how can the shit be traced to my dog?

I meant that most will register their dogs and so the shit of most
dogs can be traced by to their owner.

Even easier for you to work out which of your cats did it
given that even you don't actually have a hundred cats yet.

I use a camera and know what each cat looks like.

But dna is easier to do after the event. Its unlikely that you
will have the cat caught in the act of pissing on the monitor.

 

[Rod Speed]

"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
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On Sat, 04 May 2019 22:44:59 +0100, Rod Speed <rod.speed.aaa@gmail.com
wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
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On Sat, 04 May 2019 21:28:08 +0100, 2987pl <2987pl@mail.com> wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
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On Sat, 04 May 2019 00:58:18 +0100, Frank <"frank "@frank.net> wrote:

On 5/3/2019 3:43 PM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2nz6k0/Circles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my cat
"scented" it, which I assume is salty water) - why the circles? I
can't
believe the "water" physically spread that evenly. And I'm unaware
of
any connection in an LCD monitor activating a circle - wouldn't I
short
out a horizontal band or something?

Looks like you are not the first to have this problem:

https://www.overclock.net/forum/44-monitors-displays/1592651-cat-peed-my-tv-monitor-problem.html

Others mention similar cat problems.

I like the advice "upgrade from a cat to a dog". Trouble is you have
to
walk them.

Nope, plenty of them are happy to walk themselves. When I was building
the
house, one of the neighbours dogs used to have a regular circuit every
single
day, regular as clockwork, around the same route, sniffing and pissing
in
the
same places every day. Hilarious to watch.

Let them do that in the UK and the moronic authorities will snatch them
up.

When I walked back to the place to pick up my car after getting a wheel
alignment done,

Isn't that something garages do to rip you off? I've never found it
necessary.

I did, the tire

You spell it the yank way?!

I actually spell it my way, like I do with most ys instead of ies too.

> Do you also say aloominum, erb, stoopid, stoodent?

Nope, and I say tire the same way you do too.

was wearing on one side and so needed to
be replaced sooner than it would otherwise need to be.

The alignment was well out and I don't get that effect
anymore now that the alignment has been fixed.

Ah, fair enough, I did that once too. What annoys me is garages who seem
to think it should be done every time you replace a tyre.

I've never had one do that but I mostly use the cheapest tire specialist
when I need a new tire.

came across a big alsatian out on its own doing something
very similarly with most of the trees and gates on the street verge,
and
going right down the driveway of some houses and bailing up the dog
behind the gate at the end of the drive. Hilarious.

What annoys me is when people allow their dogs (while still on the
lead!)
to piss on people's property.

You've clearly never walked a dog on a lead.
There is no way to stop that dog behaviour.

You pull the dog away from where it's pissing.

Doesn't stop it pissing on the next one.

I find most cats are trainable. If you get angry enough, they
eventually
stop doing things.

 

[Peeler]

On Sun, 5 May 2019 08:20:51 +1000, 2987pl, better known as cantankerous
trolling senile geezer Rot Speed, wrote:

<FLUSH yet more of the two clinically insane psychos' latest bullshit
unread>

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Another typical retarded "conversation" between the two resident idiots:

Birdbrain: "Indeed, in America they usually just shoot you."

Senile Rodent:"They hardly ever do that with cops."

Birdbrain: "Everybody shoots everybody over there,"

Senile Rodent: "Didn't notice Obama shooting anyone."

Birdbrain: "He's not American."

Senile Rodent: "Didn't notice Slick shooting anyone."

MID: <fvnuaeFbhmmU1@mid.individual.net>

 

[Peeler]

On Sun, 5 May 2019 09:12:24 +1000, 2987pl, better known as cantankerous
trolling senile geezer Rodent Speed, wrote:

> I meant

Nobody but your sociopathic "colleague" gives a shit what you mean, senile
asshole!

--
Richard addressing Rot Speed:
"Shit you're thick/pathetic excuse for a troll."
MID: <ogoa38$pul$1@news.mixmin.net>

 

[Peeler]

On Sun, 5 May 2019 09:06:45 +1000, FMurtz, another senile Australian
troll-lover, blathered:

You spell it the yank way?!  Do you also say aloominum, erb, stoopid,
stoodent?

And Soder.

THREE miserable demented sods having a "conversation"! LMAO

 

[FMurtz]

Commander Kinsey wrote:

On Sat, 04 May 2019 22:44:59 +0100, Rod Speed <rod.speed.aaa@gmail.com
wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
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On Sat, 04 May 2019 21:28:08 +0100, 2987pl <2987pl@mail.com> wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
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On Sat, 04 May 2019 00:58:18 +0100, Frank <"frank "@frank.net> wrote:

On 5/3/2019 3:43 PM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2nz6k0/Circles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my cat
"scented" it, which I assume is salty water) - why the circles?  I
can't
believe the "water" physically spread that evenly.  And I'm
unaware of
any connection in an LCD monitor activating a circle - wouldn't I
short
out a horizontal band or something?

Looks like you are not the first to have this problem:

https://www.overclock.net/forum/44-monitors-displays/1592651-cat-peed-my-tv-monitor-problem.html


Others mention similar cat problems.

I like the advice "upgrade from a cat to a dog".  Trouble is you
have to
walk them.

Nope, plenty of them are happy to walk themselves. When I was building
the
house, one of the neighbours dogs used to have a regular circuit every
single
day, regular as clockwork, around the same route, sniffing and
pissing in
the
same places every day. Hilarious to watch.

Let them do that in the UK and the moronic authorities will snatch them
up.

When I walked back to the place to pick up my car after getting a wheel
alignment done,

Isn't that something garages do to rip you off?  I've never found it
necessary.

I did, the tire

You spell it the yank way?!  Do you also say aloominum, erb, stoopid,
stoodent?

And Soder.

was wearing on one side and so needed to
be replaced sooner than it would otherwise need to be.

The alignment was well out and I don't get that effect
anymore now that the alignment has been fixed.

Ah, fair enough, I did that once too.  What annoys me is garages who
seem to think it should be done every time you replace a tyre.

came across a big alsatian out on its own doing something
very similarly with most of the trees and gates on the street verge,
and
going right down the driveway of some houses and bailing up the dog
behind the gate at the end of the drive. Hilarious.

What annoys me is when people allow their dogs (while still on the
lead!)
to piss on people's property.

You've clearly never walked a dog on a lead.
There is no way to stop that dog behaviour.

You pull the dog away from where it's pissing.

I find most cats are trainable.  If you get angry enough, they
eventually
stop doing things.

 

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

Commander Kinsey wrote:

On Sat, 04 May 2019 23:20:51 +0100, 2987pl <2987pl@mail.com> wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
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On Sat, 04 May 2019 22:17:53 +0100, 2987pl <2987pl@mail.com> wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
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On Sat, 04 May 2019 19:38:56 +0100, TekkieŽ <Tekkie@comcast.net
wrote:
trader_4 posted for all of us...

On Friday, May 3, 2019 at 3:43:55 PM UTC-4, Commander Kinsey
wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2nz6k0/Circles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my cat
"scented" it, which I assume is salty water) - why the
circles? I can't believe the "water" physically spread that
evenly. And I'm unaware of any connection in an LCD monitor
activating a circle - wouldn't I short out a horizontal band
or something?

Very weird, especially how they are such perfect circles. You
wouldn't think
urine would even penetrate an LCD screen. But I guess the
bottom line is
you're hosed.

In more ways then one

It's why cats aren't the dominant species on the planet. Using
urine to mark territory, ffs.

Their paws don't do flags and fences too well.

There aren't enough of them to require territory.

And yes their paws suck. You should see them trying to get a bit
of food out of the edge of a dish.

They work well for running up the vertical trunk of a tree tho.

They don't work well for running up me. They end up getting flung
across the room when their claws ends up through my skin.

Like I did say, you are a bully.

 

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

Commander Kinsey wrote:

On Sat, 04 May 2019 22:29:09 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
MrPounder@rationalthought.com> wrote:
Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Sat, 04 May 2019 14:43:31 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
MrPounder@rationalthought.com> wrote:
Commander Kinsey wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2nz6k0/Circles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my cat
"scented" it, which I assume is salty water) - why the circles? I
can't believe the "water" physically spread that evenly. And I'm
unaware of any connection in an LCD monitor activating a circle -
wouldn't I short out a horizontal band or something?

So, one of your stinking cats jumped on to your desk and pissed on
your monitor and most likely all over your desk.
Where else in your home has the bloody thing been pissing?

Too many places. But it gets severely reprimanded and is cutting
down.
By the way, I know plenty dogs who do the same.

My dog has never pissed on my monitor. She pissed in the house once
when she was a 6 week old puppy - this was to be expected.
Tell us how you reprimanded the cat. You have always been a bully
who could not face up to a man. Maybe a cat is about your mark.

I'll tell you how my friend stopped his stupid puppy pissing in the
house, he rubbed his nose in it. Animals are stupid.

When my puppy pissed in the house she was shown the piss, given a slap, just
enough to hurt a little bit and booted out into the back garden. She has
never again pissed in the house.
If she wants a wee/poo during the night she will wake me up. So, dogs are
not so stupid.
A cat will just shit and piss in the house, stupid is as stupid owns.

 

[Daniel60]

Peeler wrote on 4/05/2019 8:53 PM:

On Sat, 4 May 2019 20:11:27 +1000, Daniel60 wrote:

Peeler wrote on 4/05/2019 7:25 AM:
On Fri, 03 May 2019 20:43:56 +0100, Birdbrain Macaw (aka "Commander Kinsey",
"James Wilkinson", "Steven Wanker","Bruce Farquar", "Fred Johnson, etc.),
the pathological resident idiot and attention whore of all the uk ngs,
blathered again:

FLUSH the abnormal, sociopathic attention whore's latest idiotic
attention-baiting bullshit unread again

If you have 'flushed' these 'whores', how come you still see them?? Or
does your 'flushed' mean something different to what I'm thinking is the
usual UseNet meaning of 'flushed'??

FLUSH> = <snip

Good!! If only your 'FLUSH' or 'snip' worked both ways so nothing you
wrote EVER left your computer!!

--
Daniel

 

[Peeler]

On Sun, 5 May 2019 19:32:20 +1000, Daniel60, another obviously mentally
challenged idiot, blathered:

If you have 'flushed' these 'whores', how come you still see them?? Or
does your 'flushed' mean something different to what I'm thinking is the
usual UseNet meaning of 'flushed'??

FLUSH> = <snip

Good!! If only your 'FLUSH' or 'snip' worked both ways so nothing you
wrote EVER left your computer!!

Well, you senile asshole are obviously incapable of doing it even ONE WAY!
<BG>

 

[Daniel60]

Peeler wrote on 5/05/2019 8:41 PM:

On Sun, 5 May 2019 19:32:20 +1000, Daniel60, another obviously mentally
challenged idiot, blathered:


If you have 'flushed' these 'whores', how come you still see them?? Or
does your 'flushed' mean something different to what I'm thinking is the
usual UseNet meaning of 'flushed'??

FLUSH> = <snip

Good!! If only your 'FLUSH' or 'snip' worked both ways so nothing you
wrote EVER left your computer!!

Well, you senile asshole are obviously incapable of doing it even ONE WAY!
BG

Gee Whiz!! I've made two (count them TWO) responses to you and you've
determined I'm a 'senile asshole'!!

Quick to make judgements or what??

--
Daniel

 

[The Natural Philosopher]

On 05/05/2019 15:03, Daniel60 wrote:

Peeler wrote on 5/05/2019 8:41 PM:
On Sun, 5 May 2019 19:32:20 +1000, Daniel60, another obviously mentally
challenged idiot, blathered:


If you have 'flushed' these 'whores', how come you still see them?? Or
does your 'flushed' mean something different to what I'm thinking
is the
usual UseNet meaning of 'flushed'??

FLUSH> = <snip

Good!! If only your 'FLUSH' or 'snip' worked both ways so nothing you
wrote EVER left your computer!!

Well, you senile asshole are obviously incapable of doing it even ONE
WAY!
BG

Gee Whiz!! I've made two (count them TWO) responses to you and you've
determined I'm a 'senile asshole'!!

Quick to make judgements or what??

No, just peeler the well known troll.

--
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on
its shoes.

 

[Commander Kinsey]

On Sun, 05 May 2019 09:36:36 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire <MrPounder@rationalthought.com> wrote:

Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Sat, 04 May 2019 23:20:51 +0100, 2987pl <2987pl@mail.com> wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
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On Sat, 04 May 2019 22:17:53 +0100, 2987pl <2987pl@mail.com> wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
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On Sat, 04 May 2019 19:38:56 +0100, TekkieŽ <Tekkie@comcast.net
wrote:
trader_4 posted for all of us...

On Friday, May 3, 2019 at 3:43:55 PM UTC-4, Commander Kinsey
wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2nz6k0/Circles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my cat
"scented" it, which I assume is salty water) - why the
circles? I can't believe the "water" physically spread that
evenly. And I'm unaware of any connection in an LCD monitor
activating a circle - wouldn't I short out a horizontal band
or something?

Very weird, especially how they are such perfect circles. You
wouldn't think
urine would even penetrate an LCD screen. But I guess the
bottom line is
you're hosed.

In more ways then one

It's why cats aren't the dominant species on the planet. Using
urine to mark territory, ffs.

Their paws don't do flags and fences too well.

There aren't enough of them to require territory.

And yes their paws suck. You should see them trying to get a bit
of food out of the edge of a dish.

They work well for running up the vertical trunk of a tree tho.

They don't work well for running up me. They end up getting flung
across the room when their claws ends up through my skin.

Like I did say, you are a bully.

So you'd just allow a cat to tear your skin off?

 

[Rod Speed]

"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
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On Sun, 05 May 2019 00:12:24 +0100, 2987pl <2987pl@mail.com> wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
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"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
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On Sat, 04 May 2019 21:22:06 +0100, 2987pl <2987pl@mail.com> wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
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On Sat, 04 May 2019 01:00:53 +0100, 2987pl <2987pl@mail.com> wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
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On Fri, 03 May 2019 22:22:01 +0100, Mike <ham789@netscape.net
wrote:

On 5/3/2019 12:43 PM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2nz6k0/Circles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my cat
"scented" it, which I assume is salty water) - why the circles?
I
can't
believe the "water" physically spread that evenly. And I'm
unaware
of
any connection in an LCD monitor activating a circle - wouldn't
I
short
out a horizontal band or something?
Dig out your polarized sunglasses and see if you learn anything.
Might have damaged the front polarizer.

I don't have sunglasses.

Is the polarizer replaceable? I can find a few people selling the
film
to
replace it, but I'm not sure how easy it is or if it's worth the
bother.
A couple of Youtube videos on changing one make it look like a
work
of
art.

It still seems strange I'm getting very accurate circles.
Although
they're gradually expanding, and not always exactly circular. One
now
looks like a pacman shape, and another has little scrape marks
next
to
it.

Likely just some quirk of the plastic that produces that unusual
effect
with
piss.

So you don't know then.

When I find out which cat did it, it's in big trouble.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-england-london-35363991

Good luck getting everyone registered.

It's the dogs that get registered, stupid.

I rephrase for you, pedant:
"Good luck getting everyone to register their dog."

Don't need to get everyone to register their dog to
be able to work out which dog owner didn't pick up
their dog's turd most of the time.

If I don't register my dog, how can the shit be traced to my dog?

I meant that most will register their dogs and so the shit of most
dogs can be traced by to their owner.

Goody two shoes that register their dogs will already be cleaning up their
shit.

Don't believe that and plenty of those fools hang the
bag with the dog shit in it on a tree or something,
even worse than leaving it on the ground.

It's as daft as speedbumps, those that bother slowing down for them were
already obeying the speed limit.

I don't.

> Speeders like me ignore them and bounce over them.

And get to pay for the repairs to their cars.

Even easier for you to work out which of your cats did it
given that even you don't actually have a hundred cats yet.

I use a camera and know what each cat looks like.

But dna is easier to do after the event. Its unlikely that you
will have the cat caught in the act of pissing on the monitor.

The camera runs continuously and has motion detection, so it doesn't use
up the memory for a month.

Sure, but you are very unlikely to have the camera
pointing at where that cat chooses to piss.

 

[Rod Speed]

"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
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On Sun, 05 May 2019 00:15:43 +0100, Rod Speed <rod.speed.aaa@gmail.com
wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
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On Sat, 04 May 2019 22:44:59 +0100, Rod Speed <rod.speed.aaa@gmail.com
wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
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On Sat, 04 May 2019 21:28:08 +0100, 2987pl <2987pl@mail.com> wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
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On Sat, 04 May 2019 00:58:18 +0100, Frank <"frank "@frank.net
wrote:

On 5/3/2019 3:43 PM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2nz6k0/Circles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my cat
"scented" it, which I assume is salty water) - why the circles? I
can't
believe the "water" physically spread that evenly. And I'm
unaware
of
any connection in an LCD monitor activating a circle - wouldn't I
short
out a horizontal band or something?

Looks like you are not the first to have this problem:

https://www.overclock.net/forum/44-monitors-displays/1592651-cat-peed-my-tv-monitor-problem.html

Others mention similar cat problems.

I like the advice "upgrade from a cat to a dog". Trouble is you
have
to
walk them.

Nope, plenty of them are happy to walk themselves. When I was
building
the
house, one of the neighbours dogs used to have a regular circuit
every
single
day, regular as clockwork, around the same route, sniffing and
pissing
in
the
same places every day. Hilarious to watch.

Let them do that in the UK and the moronic authorities will snatch
them
up.

When I walked back to the place to pick up my car after getting a
wheel
alignment done,

Isn't that something garages do to rip you off? I've never found it
necessary.

I did, the tire

You spell it the yank way?!

I actually spell it my way, like I do with most ys instead of ies too.

The trouble with putting a tire on your car is it's not distinguishable
from running out of energy.

Of course its distinguishable from the context.

Do you also say aloominum, erb, stoopid, stoodent?

Nope, and I say tire the same way you do too.

But I know how to spell it properly.

I know how you poms spell it and arent silly enough to spell it that way.

was wearing on one side and so needed to
be replaced sooner than it would otherwise need to be.

The alignment was well out and I don't get that effect
anymore now that the alignment has been fixed.

Ah, fair enough, I did that once too. What annoys me is garages who
seem
to think it should be done every time you replace a tyre.

I've never had one do that but I mostly use the cheapest tire specialist
when I need a new tire.

The one that wanted to align it was Kwik Fit. They also sold me a brand
new battery which registered 4 volts, and didn't know how to change a
brake calliper (we only do the pads mate).

Clearly an operation best avoided.

came across a big alsatian out on its own doing something
very similarly with most of the trees and gates on the street verge,
and
going right down the driveway of some houses and bailing up the dog
behind the gate at the end of the drive. Hilarious.

What annoys me is when people allow their dogs (while still on the
lead!)
to piss on people's property.

You've clearly never walked a dog on a lead.
There is no way to stop that dog behaviour.

You pull the dog away from where it's pissing.

Doesn't stop it pissing on the next one.

Pull it again, if it continues, kick it.

Doesn't stop it, psychopath.

I find most cats are trainable. If you get angry enough, they
eventually
stop doing things.

 

[Rod Speed]

"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
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On Sun, 05 May 2019 09:36:36 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
MrPounder@rationalthought.com> wrote:

Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Sat, 04 May 2019 23:20:51 +0100, 2987pl <2987pl@mail.com> wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
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On Sat, 04 May 2019 22:17:53 +0100, 2987pl <2987pl@mail.com> wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
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On Sat, 04 May 2019 19:38:56 +0100, TekkieŽ <Tekkie@comcast.net
wrote:
trader_4 posted for all of us...

On Friday, May 3, 2019 at 3:43:55 PM UTC-4, Commander Kinsey
wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2nz6k0/Circles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my cat
"scented" it, which I assume is salty water) - why the
circles? I can't believe the "water" physically spread that
evenly. And I'm unaware of any connection in an LCD monitor
activating a circle - wouldn't I short out a horizontal band
or something?

Very weird, especially how they are such perfect circles. You
wouldn't think
urine would even penetrate an LCD screen. But I guess the
bottom line is
you're hosed.

In more ways then one

It's why cats aren't the dominant species on the planet. Using
urine to mark territory, ffs.

Their paws don't do flags and fences too well.

There aren't enough of them to require territory.

And yes their paws suck. You should see them trying to get a bit
of food out of the edge of a dish.

They work well for running up the vertical trunk of a tree tho.

They don't work well for running up me. They end up getting flung
across the room when their claws ends up through my skin.

Like I did say, you are a bully.

So you'd just allow a cat to tear your skin off?

No cat has ever torn my skin off, or tried to run up my leg either.

I used to get bitten a bit when I tormented
a cat as a kid but don't do that anymore.

 

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

Commander Kinsey wrote:

On Sun, 05 May 2019 10:10:02 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
MrPounder@rationalthought.com> wrote:
Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Sat, 04 May 2019 22:29:09 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
MrPounder@rationalthought.com> wrote:
Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Sat, 04 May 2019 14:43:31 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
MrPounder@rationalthought.com> wrote:
Commander Kinsey wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2nz6k0/Circles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my cat
"scented" it, which I assume is salty water) - why the circles?
I can't believe the "water" physically spread that evenly. And
I'm unaware of any connection in an LCD monitor activating a
circle - wouldn't I short out a horizontal band or something?

So, one of your stinking cats jumped on to your desk and pissed
on your monitor and most likely all over your desk.
Where else in your home has the bloody thing been pissing?

Too many places. But it gets severely reprimanded and is cutting
down.
By the way, I know plenty dogs who do the same.

My dog has never pissed on my monitor. She pissed in the house once
when she was a 6 week old puppy - this was to be expected.
Tell us how you reprimanded the cat. You have always been a bully
who could not face up to a man. Maybe a cat is about your mark.

I'll tell you how my friend stopped his stupid puppy pissing in the
house, he rubbed his nose in it. Animals are stupid.

When my puppy pissed in the house she was shown the piss, given a
slap, just enough to hurt a little bit and booted out into the back
garden. She has never again pissed in the house.

That's what I do with the cats.

Lilke fuck you do! You hurt them you twat.

If she wants a wee/poo during the night she will wake me up. So,
dogs are not so stupid.
A cat will just shit and piss in the house, stupid is as stupid owns.

A cat can use a cat flap. All but one of mine simply go outside when
they need to, without having to wake me.

And shit in a neighbour's garden, or the litter tray in your house.

 

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

Commander Kinsey wrote:

On Sun, 05 May 2019 09:36:36 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
MrPounder@rationalthought.com> wrote:
Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Sat, 04 May 2019 23:20:51 +0100, 2987pl <2987pl@mail.com> wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
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On Sat, 04 May 2019 22:17:53 +0100, 2987pl <2987pl@mail.com
wrote:


"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
newsp.z093tz1wwdg98l@desktop-ga2mpl8.lan...
On Sat, 04 May 2019 19:38:56 +0100, TekkieŽ <Tekkie@comcast.net
wrote:
trader_4 posted for all of us...

On Friday, May 3, 2019 at 3:43:55 PM UTC-4, Commander Kinsey
wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2nz6k0/Circles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my
cat "scented" it, which I assume is salty water) - why the
circles? I can't believe the "water" physically spread that
evenly. And I'm unaware of any connection in an LCD monitor
activating a circle - wouldn't I short out a horizontal band
or something?

Very weird, especially how they are such perfect circles. You
wouldn't think
urine would even penetrate an LCD screen. But I guess the
bottom line is
you're hosed.

In more ways then one

It's why cats aren't the dominant species on the planet. Using
urine to mark territory, ffs.

Their paws don't do flags and fences too well.

There aren't enough of them to require territory.

And yes their paws suck. You should see them trying to get a bit
of food out of the edge of a dish.

They work well for running up the vertical trunk of a tree tho.

They don't work well for running up me. They end up getting flung
across the room when their claws ends up through my skin.

Like I did say, you are a bully.

So you'd just allow a cat to tear your skin off?

I don't have a fucking cat and never will do.

 

[Commander Kinsey]

On Sun, 05 May 2019 00:15:43 +0100, Rod Speed <rod.speed.aaa@gmail.com> wrote:

"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
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On Sat, 04 May 2019 22:44:59 +0100, Rod Speed <rod.speed.aaa@gmail.com
wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
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On Sat, 04 May 2019 21:28:08 +0100, 2987pl <2987pl@mail.com> wrote:



"Commander Kinsey" <CFKinsey@military.org.jp> wrote in message
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On Sat, 04 May 2019 00:58:18 +0100, Frank <"frank "@frank.net> wrote:

On 5/3/2019 3:43 PM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
I'm interested as to how this happened:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elnf9fysu2nz6k0/Circles.JPG?dl=0
Perfectly formed circles, after the monitor got wet (ok, my cat
"scented" it, which I assume is salty water) - why the circles? I
can't
believe the "water" physically spread that evenly. And I'm unaware
of
any connection in an LCD monitor activating a circle - wouldn't I
short
out a horizontal band or something?

Looks like you are not the first to have this problem:

https://www.overclock.net/forum/44-monitors-displays/1592651-cat-peed-my-tv-monitor-problem.html

Others mention similar cat problems.

I like the advice "upgrade from a cat to a dog". Trouble is you have
to
walk them.

Nope, plenty of them are happy to walk themselves. When I was building
the
house, one of the neighbours dogs used to have a regular circuit every
single
day, regular as clockwork, around the same route, sniffing and pissing
in
the
same places every day. Hilarious to watch.

Let them do that in the UK and the moronic authorities will snatch them
up.

When I walked back to the place to pick up my car after getting a wheel
alignment done,

Isn't that something garages do to rip you off? I've never found it
necessary.

I did, the tire

You spell it the yank way?!

I actually spell it my way, like I do with most ys instead of ies too.

The trouble with putting a tire on your car is it's not distinguishable from running out of energy.

Do you also say aloominum, erb, stoopid, stoodent?

Nope, and I say tire the same way you do too.

But I know how to spell it properly.

was wearing on one side and so needed to
be replaced sooner than it would otherwise need to be.

The alignment was well out and I don't get that effect
anymore now that the alignment has been fixed.

Ah, fair enough, I did that once too. What annoys me is garages who seem
to think it should be done every time you replace a tyre.

I've never had one do that but I mostly use the cheapest tire specialist
when I need a new tire.

The one that wanted to align it was Kwik Fit. They also sold me a brand new battery which registered 4 volts, and didn't know how to change a brake calliper (we only do the pads mate).

came across a big alsatian out on its own doing something
very similarly with most of the trees and gates on the street verge,
and
going right down the driveway of some houses and bailing up the dog
behind the gate at the end of the drive. Hilarious.

What annoys me is when people allow their dogs (while still on the
lead!)
to piss on people's property.

You've clearly never walked a dog on a lead.
There is no way to stop that dog behaviour.

You pull the dog away from where it's pissing.

Doesn't stop it pissing on the next one.

Pull it again, if it continues, kick it.

I find most cats are trainable. If you get angry enough, they
eventually
stop doing things.