Answer: Transformer, Girl Running for bus

[Rich The Newsgropup Wacko]

On Sat, 09 Apr 2005 13:24:04 +0100, Pooh Bear wrote:

John Woodgate wrote:

I read in sci.electronics.design that "RST Engineering (jw)"
jim@rstengineering.com> wrote (in <115eltban5vk6f9@corp.supernews.com&gt
about 'Answer: Transformer, Girl Running for bus', on Fri, 8 Apr 2005:
The transformer only has one bobbin'.

No, many transformers these days have two. It makes meeting safety
requirements much easier. They may be side-by-side or one inside the
other.

If you're going to be that pedantic then R cores have 4 bobbins. One on
each limb and each assembly is comprised of 2 piece parts with clearances.

1. These are answers to the joke, "What's the difference between a
transformer and a girl running for the bus?"

B. If you're going to out-pedanticize(out-pedantasize?) the Master Pedant,
at least learn what the words you're using mean! (IOW, look up "comprise".)

The above points comprise my complete response. ;-)

Good Day!
Rich
------
Australia's a lovely land It's full of bonza blokes,
Sheilas, beer and no-one's queer Except in Pommie jokes.
Australians are lovely chaps They're God's own chosen race.
If they ever see a fairy Pom They'll smash him in the face.
Australians like dressing up In skirts and having fun
And that's all we were doing When the Vice Squad came along.
-- Monty Python

 

[Rich The Newsgropup Wacko]

On Sat, 09 Apr 2005 10:51:53 +0000, Genome wrote:

What's the average orgasms per hour, all techniques allowed, you can get
out of a Woman?

One real one, if you're not a selfish putz.
--
Cheers!
Rich
------
You see, this girl wakes up one morning, rolls over and sees an elephant
in the bed with her. Almost in shock, she says, "Did I pick you up in the
bar last night?" "Uh-huh," the elephant replies. "Did I bring you home?"
"Uh-huh." "Did we, uh, fool around?" "Uh-huh." "Lord, I must have been
tight!" "Not any more."

 

[Rich The Newsgropup Wacko]

On Sat, 09 Apr 2005 13:41:10 +0100, John Woodgate wrote:

I read in sci.electronics.design that Pooh Bear
rabbitsfriendsandrelations@hotmail.com> wrote (in
4257C9BE.C7F075B7@hotmail.com&gt about 'Answer: Transformer, Girl Running
for bus', on Sat, 9 Apr 2005:

Genome wrote:

"John Woodgate" <jmw@jmwa.demon.contraspam.yuk> wrote in message
news:rF$OZfLmi7VCFwuZ@jmwa.demon.co.uk...
I read in sci.electronics.design that Genome <ilike_spam@yahoo.co.uk
wrote (in <dtO5e.16163$S9.13725@newsfe5-gui.ntli.net&gt about 'Answer:
Transformer, Girl Running for bus', on Sat, 9 Apr 2005:
Having achieved the maximum orgasms per hour, for your particular
Woman, what's the time between you starting and her giving up so you
can get to sleep?

Do a Google search on 'Catherine the Great'? Think 'football team'.
Rugby. Both teams. And the referee and touch judges. --
Regards, John Woodgate, OOO - Own Opinions Only.

Rugby League or Rugby Union?

Would she care ?

Probably. Add in the coaches and team managers to taste.

Leave us not neglect the Bush Leagues.
--
Cheers!
Rich
------
America, I'm putting my queer shoulder to the wheel. -- Allen Ginsberg

 

[Rich The Newsgropup Wacko]

On Sat, 09 Apr 2005 15:02:45 +0100, John Woodgate wrote:

I read in sci.electronics.design that Genome <ilike_spam@yahoo.co.uk
wrote (in <2kQ5e.16994$S9.938@newsfe5-gui.ntli.net&gt about 'Answer:
Transformer, Girl Running for bus', on Sat, 9 Apr 2005:
Sorry, Fuck that.... This weekend spend some time giving the wife an
orgasm.

I don't have one. Can I borrow yours? (;-)

The proper way to achieve this, of course, is to be the means by which
She has her most Subtle Desires Fulfilled. When that happens, keeping
score is superfluous.
--
Cheers!
Rich
------
Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a fast car?
A: Not everyone's been in a fast car.

 

[Genome]

"Rich The Newsgropup Wacko" <wacko@example.com> wrote in message
newsan.2005.04.09.20.54.19.335254@example.com...

On Sat, 09 Apr 2005 10:51:53 +0000, Genome wrote:

What's the average orgasms per hour, all techniques allowed, you can get
out of a Woman?

One real one, if you're not a selfish putz.
--
Cheers!
Rich

I am just a beginner, perhaps I was lucky and should give due praise to the
woman involved, but you have offended me.

Go give your God oral.

DNA

 

[John Woodgate]

I read in sci.electronics.design that Rich The Newsgropup Wacko
<wacko@example.com> wrote (in
<pan.2005.04.09.20.52.30.264162@example.com&gt about 'Answer:
Transformer, Girl Running for bus', on Sat, 9 Apr 2005:

B. If you're going to out-pedanticize(out-pedantasize?) the Master
Pedant,

If you mean me, that should be Doctor Pedant, if you please!
--
Regards, John Woodgate, OOO - Own Opinions Only.
There are two sides to every question, except
'What is a Moebius strip?'
http://www.jmwa.demon.co.uk Also see http://www.isce.org.uk

 

[Keith Williams]

In article <rF$OZfLmi7VCFwuZ@jmwa.demon.co.uk>,
jmw@jmwa.demon.contraspam.yuk says...

I read in sci.electronics.design that Genome <ilike_spam@yahoo.co.uk
wrote (in <dtO5e.16163$S9.13725@newsfe5-gui.ntli.net&gt about 'Answer:
Transformer, Girl Running for bus', on Sat, 9 Apr 2005:
Having achieved the maximum orgasms per hour, for your particular
Woman, what's the time between you starting and her giving up so you
can get to sleep?

Do a Google search on 'Catherine the Great'? Think 'football team'.
Rugby. Both teams. And the referee and touch judges.

I thought it was a polo team. Both teams - all 16 of 'em.

--
Keith

 

[Paul Burke]

Pooh Bear wrote:

Do a Google search on 'Catherine the Great'? Think 'football team'.
Rugby. Both teams. And the referee and touch judges.
--
Regards, John Woodgate, OOO - Own Opinions Only.

Rugby League or Rugby Union?


Would she care ?

There are 2 extra men in each union side. But league allows unlimited
substitutions, and scrums are uncontested so it goes in and comes out
quicker. There are also strong rumours that the union blokes are more
interested in each other than the woman...

 

[Genome]

"Paul Burke" <paul@scazon.com> wrote in message
news:3bumupF6f1brcU1@individual.net...

Pooh Bear wrote:

Do a Google search on 'Catherine the Great'? Think 'football team'.
Rugby. Both teams. And the referee and touch judges.
--
Regards, John Woodgate, OOO - Own Opinions Only.

Rugby League or Rugby Union?


Would she care ?

There are 2 extra men in each union side. But league allows unlimited
substitutions, and scrums are uncontested so it goes in and comes out
quicker. There are also strong rumours that the union blokes are more
interested in each other than the woman...

Not that I knew the point I was trying to make but I knew there was a
difference.

You, on the other hand, have made Catherines choice rather difficult.

Four extra versus no arguments about whose next with no playing off the
field.

DNA

 

[Rich Grise]

On Sat, 09 Apr 2005 14:52:49 +0000, Genome wrote:

"John Woodgate" <jmw@jmwa.demon.contraspam.yuk> wrote in message
news:NyX3UFDFC+VCFw4r@jmwa.demon.co.uk...
I read in sci.electronics.design that Genome <ilike_spam@yahoo.co.uk
wrote (in <2kQ5e.16994$S9.938@newsfe5-gui.ntli.net&gt about 'Answer:
Transformer, Girl Running for bus', on Sat, 9 Apr 2005:
Sorry, Fuck that.... This weekend spend some time giving the wife an
orgasm.

I don't have one. Can I borrow yours? (;-) --
Regards, John Woodgate, OOO - Own Opinions Only.

Sorry, I used it up this morning in a personal experience. Very intense by
the way..... Tina Turner, Cilla Black, Barbara Windsor, Glenda Jackson and
Mrs Thomas (old school teacher, slurp)

Perhaps I should have suggested that you spend the weekend extracting
orgasms out of the wife. You know they are there, do your duty.

No, no, you've got it all wrong.

The purpose of the male is to provide for the needs and desires of the
female. I thought everybody knew that! Wasn't it Napoleon Hill who said,
"If there were no such thing as women, men wouldn't have any reason to
make money anyway." ("Think and Grow Rich")

Cheers!
Rich

 

[Rich The Newsgropup Wacko]

On Sun, 10 Apr 2005 14:01:34 +0100, John Woodgate wrote:

I read in sci.electronics.design that Rich The Newsgropup Wacko
wacko@example.com> wrote (in
pan.2005.04.09.20.52.30.264162@example.com&gt about 'Answer: Transformer,
Girl Running for bus', on Sat, 9 Apr 2005:

B. If you're going to out-pedanticize(out-pedantasize?) the Master
Pedant,

If you mean me, that should be Doctor Pedant, if you please!

10^12 apologies, Doctor.
--
Cheers!
Rich
------
Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100 foot clipper.

 

[John Woodgate]

I read in sci.electronics.design that Pooh Bear
<rabbitsfriendsandrelations@hotmail.com> wrote (in
<4257C9BE.C7F075B7@hotmail.com&gt about 'Answer: Transformer, Girl
Running for bus', on Sat, 9 Apr 2005:

Genome wrote:

"John Woodgate" <jmw@jmwa.demon.contraspam.yuk> wrote in message
news:rF$OZfLmi7VCFwuZ@jmwa.demon.co.uk...
I read in sci.electronics.design that Genome <ilike_spam@yahoo.co.uk
wrote (in <dtO5e.16163$S9.13725@newsfe5-gui.ntli.net&gt about 'Answer:
Transformer, Girl Running for bus', on Sat, 9 Apr 2005:
Having achieved the maximum orgasms per hour, for your particular
Woman, what's the time between you starting and her giving up so you
can get to sleep?

Do a Google search on 'Catherine the Great'? Think 'football team'.
Rugby. Both teams. And the referee and touch judges.
--
Regards, John Woodgate, OOO - Own Opinions Only.

Rugby League or Rugby Union?

Would she care ?

Probably. Add in the coaches and team managers to taste.

--
Regards, John Woodgate, OOO - Own Opinions Only.
There are two sides to every question, except
'What is a Moebius strip?'
http://www.jmwa.demon.co.uk Also see http://www.isce.org.uk

 

[Keith Williams]

In article <pan.2005.04.09.20.55.39.665508@example.com>,
wacko@example.com says...

On Sat, 09 Apr 2005 13:41:10 +0100, John Woodgate wrote:

I read in sci.electronics.design that Pooh Bear
rabbitsfriendsandrelations@hotmail.com> wrote (in
4257C9BE.C7F075B7@hotmail.com&gt about 'Answer: Transformer, Girl Running
for bus', on Sat, 9 Apr 2005:

Genome wrote:

"John Woodgate" <jmw@jmwa.demon.contraspam.yuk> wrote in message
news:rF$OZfLmi7VCFwuZ@jmwa.demon.co.uk...
I read in sci.electronics.design that Genome <ilike_spam@yahoo.co.uk
wrote (in <dtO5e.16163$S9.13725@newsfe5-gui.ntli.net&gt about 'Answer:
Transformer, Girl Running for bus', on Sat, 9 Apr 2005:
Having achieved the maximum orgasms per hour, for your particular
Woman, what's the time between you starting and her giving up so you
can get to sleep?

Do a Google search on 'Catherine the Great'? Think 'football team'.
Rugby. Both teams. And the referee and touch judges. --
Regards, John Woodgate, OOO - Own Opinions Only.

Rugby League or Rugby Union?

Would she care ?

Probably. Add in the coaches and team managers to taste.

Leave us not neglect the Bush Leagues.

Let's not. They keep on winning. ...gotta love it!

--
Keith