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Alan Rutlidge wrote:
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Alan Rutlidge wrote:

"roughplanet" <roughplanet@optushome.com.au> wrote in message
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"Phil Allison" <philallison@tpg.com.au> the petulant old fart, stamped
his
foot and screamed....


** Weell - bugger me.

I think the Marist brothers did, on numerous occasions :).

ruff


Yeah, and doesn't Philthy deny every inch of it?
As soon as the "bros" get a mention it sure ruffles his feathers.
Memories / flashbacks of his schoolboy days perhaps?




Coke and a Mars bar ?


LOL, yep heard that line in one of those Catholic confession jokes.
Timeless.

They probably had pallet loads of Coke and boxes of Mars Bars stashed away
for just such occasions.

How to avoid guilt - make that a Diet Coke with the Mars Bar. :p
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What does a catholic priest like best about having sex with twnty-nice
year olds?
:
:
:
:
:
:
:
:
:
there's twenty of them

Cheers
Terry
 
"Terry Given" <my_name@ieee.org> wrote in message
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What does a catholic priest like best about having sex
with twnty-nice year olds?
:

:
there's twenty of them

Cheers
Terry
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Ah! Joke time eh? :)

Two Catholic Priests are standing at the urinal. One looks
over and checks out the other's penis and notices there is a
Nicotine patch on the tip of his penis and says "You know
they are to stop you from smoking and they should go on your
arm."

The reply was "It does help, I'm down to two butts a day."

Cheers TT :))
 
I'm afraid that the median alternative isn't available Bob.

It would be, but only if Phil acknowledges his imperfection. That isn't
going to happen.

I knew something that Phil didn't.

If Phil is perfect, that must make me omnipotent?

I must be a God! I.E. I am BETTER than PERFECT: So which is it?

Am I God

OR

is Phil imperfect?

#PatPend Phil-o-phile loyalty test #1.1




"Bob Parker" <bobp.deletethis@bluebottle.com> wrote in message
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On 30/03/2007 00:30 Mark wrote:
I beg your pardon? "every time trumpet about how clever am"

That may be your perception of what I am about (but I honestly doubt it)
but it isn't mine.
.
.
.
.
Oh, and also, Phil didn't (know it). I did.

Phil believes he is perfect (Phil could not possibly bring him self to
refute this claim, and even though it is within his power to do so, I
feel perfectly safe from that eventuality. It'll never happen).

So that really only leaves two options really:

I am better than Phil

OR

Phil isn't perfect.

Which one do you consider to be the more likely explaination?



Phil knows electronics, especially audio electronics. Haven't you seen
his excellent designs in the old Electronics Australia magazine?

You don't know even the basics of common generic 3-terminal voltage
regulators.

No contest.
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*What does a catholic priest like best about having sex with twenty one year
olds?

He likes it best if there are twenty of them.

....thanks. I've told a few of my mates. Very funny.

"Terry Given" <my_name@ieee.org> wrote in message
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Alan Rutlidge wrote:
"atec 77" <""atec77# \"@ hotmail.com"> wrote in message
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Alan Rutlidge wrote:

"roughplanet" <roughplanet@optushome.com.au> wrote in message
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"Phil Allison" <philallison@tpg.com.au> the petulant old fart, stamped
his
foot and screamed....


** Weell - bugger me.

I think the Marist brothers did, on numerous occasions :).

ruff


Yeah, and doesn't Philthy deny every inch of it?
As soon as the "bros" get a mention it sure ruffles his feathers.
Memories / flashbacks of his schoolboy days perhaps?




Coke and a Mars bar ?


LOL, yep heard that line in one of those Catholic confession jokes.
Timeless.

They probably had pallet loads of Coke and boxes of Mars Bars stashed
away for just such occasions.

How to avoid guilt - make that a Diet Coke with the Mars Bar. :p

What does a catholic priest like best about having sex with twnty-nice
year olds?
:
:
:
:
:
:
:
:
:
there's twenty of them

Cheers
Terry
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On 30/03/2007 22:03 Mark wrote:
I'm afraid that the median alternative isn't available Bob.

It would be, but only if Phil acknowledges his imperfection. That isn't
going to happen.

I knew something that Phil didn't.

If Phil is perfect, that must make me omnipotent?

I must be a God! I.E. I am BETTER than PERFECT: So which is it?

Am I God

OR

is Phil imperfect?

#PatPend Phil-o-phile loyalty test #1.1
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You found out something Phil and everyone else here already knew as
basic electrical theory.
When no-one bothered to mention it because it's so basic, you took
that as indicating a lack of knowledge.
Your stubborn misinterpretation of the facts is your problem.
End of discussion.
 
Well, Bob, I had already specified it's input (9 VAC) and its output (+/- 15
VDC) and later described it as a "voltage doubling design", but Phil was
very adamant that what I was looking at COULD NOT BE a half wave rectifier.

Specifically, Phil did not SEEM to know that a voltage doubling design CAN
BE a variant of the simple half wave rectifier. (composed of two half wave
rectifiers).

Of course I know that Phil was actually wrong about ME and that if he
thought about it, he would realise that a simple half wave rectifier can be
part of a voltage doubling design, BUT it was very SILLY of him to assert
otherwise.

Phil could get out of it, simply by saying:

a) I am sorry Mark, I was wrong about YOU. I knew that a half wave rectifier
can be part of a voltage doubling design.

OR

b) I wasn't wrong about YOU but I made a simple mistake in assuming that
what you were looking at COULD NOT BE a half wave rectifier.

I.E. He was either WRONG about me or MISTAKEN about the possibility that
what I was looking at was indeed a half wave rectifier.

But Phil will do neither, so he is stuck.

Now, back to the main plot. Am I God or is Phil imperfect?


"Bob Parker" <bobp.deletethis@bluebottle.com> wrote in message
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On 30/03/2007 22:03 Mark wrote:
I'm afraid that the median alternative isn't available Bob.

It would be, but only if Phil acknowledges his imperfection. That isn't
going to happen.

I knew something that Phil didn't.

If Phil is perfect, that must make me omnipotent?

I must be a God! I.E. I am BETTER than PERFECT: So which is it?

Am I God

OR

is Phil imperfect?

#PatPend Phil-o-phile loyalty test #1.1


You found out something Phil and everyone else here already knew as
basic electrical theory.
When no-one bothered to mention it because it's so basic, you took that
as indicating a lack of knowledge.
Your stubborn misinterpretation of the facts is your problem.
End of discussion.
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On 31/03/2007 03:21 Mark wrote:
Well, Bob, I had already specified it's input (9 VAC) and its output (+/- 15
VDC) and later described it as a "voltage doubling design", but Phil was
very adamant that what I was looking at COULD NOT BE a half wave rectifier.

Specifically, Phil did not SEEM to know that a voltage doubling design CAN
BE a variant of the simple half wave rectifier. (composed of two half wave
rectifiers).

Of course I know that Phil was actually wrong about ME and that if he
thought about it, he would realise that a simple half wave rectifier can be
part of a voltage doubling design, BUT it was very SILLY of him to assert
otherwise.

Phil could get out of it, simply by saying:

a) I am sorry Mark, I was wrong about YOU. I knew that a half wave rectifier
can be part of a voltage doubling design.

OR

b) I wasn't wrong about YOU but I made a simple mistake in assuming that
what you were looking at COULD NOT BE a half wave rectifier.

I.E. He was either WRONG about me or MISTAKEN about the possibility that
what I was looking at was indeed a half wave rectifier.

But Phil will do neither, so he is stuck.

Now, back to the main plot. Am I God or is Phil imperfect?
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The main plot is about some secret audio device which is
malfunctioning after you messed around with most of its electrolytic
capacitors.
It's bizarre you're so secretive about an inanimate electronic
device, but so eager to tell everyone about your difficult home situation.
Doesn't that strike you as being strange?
 
" Mark Ilsley = AUTISTIC FUCKING IDIOT "


Well, Bob, I had already specified it's input (9 VAC) and its output (+/-
15 VDC) and later described it as a "voltage doubling design", but Phil
was very adamant that what I was looking at COULD NOT BE a half wave
rectifier.
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** WHAT A MASSIVE AUTISTIC LIAR !!


The ** ONLY** time I mentioned anything about rectifiers was on 28 /3
/2007 at 11:51pm.


" ** Hey - you asinine CUNT.

YOU do not have the tiniest clue what a " half wave rectifier " is.

Cos you are a lying, fucking ass. "





........ Phil
 
"Phil Allison" <philallison@tpg.com.au> wrote in message
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" Mark Ilsley = AUTISTIC FUCKING IDIOT "


Well, Bob, I had already specified it's input (9 VAC) and its output (+/-
15 VDC) and later described it as a "voltage doubling design", but Phil
was very adamant that what I was looking at COULD NOT BE a half wave
rectifier.


** WHAT A MASSIVE AUTISTIC LIAR !!


The ** ONLY** time I mentioned anything about rectifiers was on 28 /3
/2007 at 11:51pm.


" ** Hey - you asinine CUNT.

YOU do not have the tiniest clue what a " half wave rectifier " is.

Cos you are a lying, fucking ass. "





....... Phil
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Woof, woof, woof! Phil, the Pavlov's Dog of Usenet just can't help himself
can he?.
It makes almost no difference what the topic is or who is making the
comment, Phil is almost guaranteed to bark.

BARK - MASSIVE AUTISTIC LIAR !!

BARK - you asinine CUNT.

BARK - you are a lying, fucking ass.

etc, etc, etc.

So predictable it's becoming as amusing as a luke warm squirt of pelican
poop.
 
"Alan Rutlidge Perth Faggot "



** Wot - you can't find any 8 year old homeless kiddies by trolling all
the public dunnies around Northbridge, Perth tonight ?

How disappointing for you.

How lucky for them.





........ Phil
 
"Phil Allison" <philallison@tpg.com.au> wrote in message
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"Alan Rutlidge Perth Faggot "



** Wot - you can't find any 8 year old homeless kiddies by trolling all
the public dunnies around Northbridge, Perth tonight ?

How disappointing for you.

How lucky for them.





....... Phil
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Philthy Analson "Bark, bark, bark bark, bark, bark, bark,
......................................."

Pavlov was right !!!
Philthy, you're so bloody predictable you've become as boring as bat shit.

It's about time you came up with something new and even minutely plausible
Philthy and stop trying to create a false illusion to justify your paranoid
delusions and parallel universe. You are obviously using Usenet to "act
out" all the sexual frustration you are experiencing. Creating you own
fantasies to satisfy your own perversions, cyberspace has become your
reality. Mums and Dads need to be very worried. It would appear from
your writings on this and other NGs that it may be very possible you troll
not only this NG and voice your sexual fantasies but possibly young people's
chat rooms too with the same filth. Planning your next meet with a minor?
Better not be Philthy. Remember there are people on your case right now.

Face it Philthy, if there was anyone with a bag of sweeties in his hand
trolling the dummies it surely would have to be you, wouldn't it? After
all, wouldn't that "education" you received from the bros make you an old
hand at it?
 
"Alan Rutlidge Perth Faggot Criminal "


** Wot - you can't find any 7 year old homeless kiddies by trolling all
the public dunnies around Northbridge, Perth tonight ?

How sad & disappointing for you.

How very lucky for them.





........ Phil
 
"atec77" <"atec77 "@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Phil Allison wrote:
"Alan Rutlidge Perth Faggot Criminal "


SO philthy are you still trying to blow the odd lifesaver or are you
trying to manage with a rubber dolly ?
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In Philthy's case the former is just a pipe dream (no pun intended), and as
he can't get it up, the rubber dolly is safe for the moment.


....... Phil
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You asked, I didn't offer the explanation.

Under that circumstance, I don't think you have any right to characterize my
explanation as 'eagar'. Moreover, I am not the least bit ashamed by my work
or my son's condition.

I explained to you what I do and who I work for. My son.

You could ask for the applications power supply schematic, I have already
offered to a few others.

The application is not a "secret audio device".


"Bob Parker" <bobp.deletethis@bluebottle.com> wrote in message
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On 31/03/2007 03:21 Mark wrote:
Well, Bob, I had already specified it's input (9 VAC) and its output (+/-
15 VDC) and later described it as a "voltage doubling design", but Phil
was very adamant that what I was looking at COULD NOT BE a half wave
rectifier.

Specifically, Phil did not SEEM to know that a voltage doubling design
CAN BE a variant of the simple half wave rectifier. (composed of two half
wave rectifiers).

Of course I know that Phil was actually wrong about ME and that if he
thought about it, he would realise that a simple half wave rectifier can
be part of a voltage doubling design, BUT it was very SILLY of him to
assert otherwise.

Phil could get out of it, simply by saying:

a) I am sorry Mark, I was wrong about YOU. I knew that a half wave
rectifier can be part of a voltage doubling design.

OR

b) I wasn't wrong about YOU but I made a simple mistake in assuming that
what you were looking at COULD NOT BE a half wave rectifier.

I.E. He was either WRONG about me or MISTAKEN about the possibility that
what I was looking at was indeed a half wave rectifier.

But Phil will do neither, so he is stuck.

Now, back to the main plot. Am I God or is Phil imperfect?


The main plot is about some secret audio device which is malfunctioning
after you messed around with most of its electrolytic capacitors.
It's bizarre you're so secretive about an inanimate electronic device,
but so eager to tell everyone about your difficult home situation.
Doesn't that strike you as being strange?
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On 1/04/2007 18:17 Mark wrote:

The application is not a "secret audio device".
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OK, Mr Paranoid. You say it's not 'secret', so what is it?
 
LOL, you *really* need a lessons in how to ask something of someone.

The only thing on offer is the applications power supply schematic.

"Bob Parker" <bobp.deletethis@bluebottle.com> wrote in message
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On 1/04/2007 18:17 Mark wrote:

The application is not a "secret audio device".

OK, Mr Paranoid. You say it's not 'secret', so what is it?
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Yup, you never know from one day to the next who has been up that track.

"atec 77" <""atec77# \"@ hotmail.com"> wrote in message
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Phil Allison wrote:




** Weell - bugger me.


Thank you but no , far to many persons of a religious persuasion and

other sodomite's have preceded us .

I never woulda thought of that one in a thousand years.


We believe you , really

And I'm still not thinking it.

That fact you suggest you are capable of even the basic though
processes above an amoeba is an anathema to us all








....... Phil
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On 1/04/2007 23:22 Mark wrote:
LOL, you *really* need a lessons in how to ask something of someone.

The only thing on offer is the applications power supply schematic.
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Idiot troll. Get a life.
 
The point is Bob, you can't expect to extort any information from me.

I refused to be intimidated into submitting any particular piece of
information. That does not make it 'a secret', per se.

In general, it is a matter of trust with whom we share information and I
don't trust bullies.

"Bob Parker" <bobp.deletethis@bluebottle.com> wrote in message
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On 1/04/2007 23:22 Mark wrote:
LOL, you *really* need a lessons in how to ask something of someone.

The only thing on offer is the applications power supply schematic.

Idiot troll. Get a life.
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