Gently used NetKKcop for sale

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On Mon, 30 Apr 2007 16:48:41 +0000 (UTC), blu <not@this.tm> wrote:

Brandon D Cartwright <user@example.net> wrote in
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MassiveProng AKA SuperM

NO serious offer refused!

Fair working order
Low maintenance
LOADED:Sings,Dances,Foams,Swears,Rants
FLOODS groups on cue
AUTOMATIC malicious abuse reports
(Gay lames and gratuitous pornographic abuse included.)

Posting Speed 30 posts/minute

LOW traffic?
STALE conversations?
BORED regulars
LAME trolls?

Give this guy a free test run, You will NOT be disappointed!
He will make your group unusable within hours.

In NO TIME AT ALL your regulars will be at each others throats
More TROLLS than you can shake a stick at will ARRIVE in a
heartbeat from ALL areas of Usenet and other forums.

Nazis,Psychopaths,Psychotics,Wife beaters, assorted k00ks of all kinds
and MUCH MUCH MORE will storm your group almost INSTANTANEOUSLY !!

Be the ENVY of your friends with MassiveProng AKA SuperM

HURRY!
You don't want to miss out on this unrepeatable offer

Offers to sci.electronics.design


I hace a "might be pregnant cat" I'll trade.
Click to expand...
"might be pregnant" cats" usually ARE!

It may be fun to get him drunk and turn around the neighborhood on his
power chair..
Click to expand...
Well, that's the "fair" working order bit.
Catching him sober is a bit of a problem.

He works just fine but once he gets a sniff of monk blessed ale
he can get a bit intermittent.

He IS relatively housetrained.
 
On Mon, 30 Apr 2007 17:11:08 +0000 (UTC), blu <not@this.tm> wrote:

Brandon D Cartwright <user@example.net> wrote in
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On Mon, 30 Apr 2007 16:48:41 +0000 (UTC), blu <not@this.tm> wrote:

Brandon D Cartwright <user@example.net> wrote in
news:tt3c331k5h3uerr018i1nv85l793e4v9qo@4ax.com:

MassiveProng AKA SuperM

NO serious offer refused!

Fair working order
Low maintenance
LOADED:Sings,Dances,Foams,Swears,Rants
FLOODS groups on cue
AUTOMATIC malicious abuse reports
(Gay lames and gratuitous pornographic abuse included.)

Posting Speed 30 posts/minute

LOW traffic?
STALE conversations?
BORED regulars
LAME trolls?

Give this guy a free test run, You will NOT be disappointed!
He will make your group unusable within hours.

In NO TIME AT ALL your regulars will be at each others throats
More TROLLS than you can shake a stick at will ARRIVE in a
heartbeat from ALL areas of Usenet and other forums.

Nazis,Psychopaths,Psychotics,Wife beaters, assorted k00ks of all
kinds and MUCH MUCH MORE will storm your group almost
INSTANTANEOUSLY !!

Be the ENVY of your friends with MassiveProng AKA SuperM

HURRY!
You don't want to miss out on this unrepeatable offer

Offers to sci.electronics.design


I hace a "might be pregnant cat" I'll trade.

"might be pregnant" cats" usually ARE!

Aye.. and I can just imagine this evil bitch dropping a litter of 13 or
so.
Click to expand...
LOL!
They are so cute at the beginning..


It may be fun to get him drunk and turn around the neighborhood on his
power chair..

Well, that's the "fair" working order bit.
Catching him sober is a bit of a problem.

He works just fine but once he gets a sniff of monk blessed ale
he can get a bit intermittent.

He IS relatively housetrained.

As long as he doesn't climb on the counters and stove, I'll still
consider a trade.
Click to expand...
A stick to knock him back down is part of the package.
 
On Mon, 30 Apr 2007 09:26:28 -0700, Brandon D Cartwright
<user@example.net> spat on Rhonda Lea Kirk, then wrote:

MassiveProng AKA SuperM

NO serious offer refused!

Fair working order
Low maintenance
LOADED:Sings,Dances,Foams,Swears,Rants
FLOODS groups on cue
AUTOMATIC malicious abuse reports
(Gay lames and gratuitous pornographic abuse included.)

Posting Speed 30 posts/minute

LOW traffic?
STALE conversations?
BORED regulars
LAME trolls?

Give this guy a free test run, You will NOT be disappointed!
He will make your group unusable within hours.

In NO TIME AT ALL your regulars will be at each others throats
More TROLLS than you can shake a stick at will ARRIVE in a
heartbeat from ALL areas of Usenet and other forums.

Nazis,Psychopaths,Psychotics,Wife beaters, assorted k00ks of all kinds
and MUCH MUCH MORE will storm your group almost INSTANTANEOUSLY !!

Be the ENVY of your friends with MassiveProng AKA SuperM

HURRY!
You don't want to miss out on this unrepeatable offer

Offers to sci.electronics.design
Click to expand...
ROTFL!

My mum's garden needs fertilising.
Would you take a dead ATX PSU in trade?

--
Rhonda Lea Kirk - Summary of a wasted life:
Message-ID: <133boha21feo601@corp.supernews.com>
no job
can't afford to eat
can't afford meds
no money
broken tooth
panick attacks
hatred of auk
haterd of ex bf
you sex life with ex bf
you ex bf never caring for you
ex-hubby pinning shit on you
ex-hubby giving you razors
sexaul abuse\molestations
beat up by father
DID
hyperthyroid
tity grab
' in the depths of despair '
loonatic vists to analysts
upset
google stacking teh dogfucker
suicide threats and police
dont wear panties
failed marriages
cant pay bills
ruined credit
seasonal disorder
lost friends
chain smoking
old lovers
daughter in jail told in soc.mens
molested by wimmin told in soc.mens
rape told in soc.mens
dead friends
mommas menopause at 60

' I also have other "defects" that might be considered "mental illness."
I've talked about them in other places--schizoid symptoms, autistic symptoms
'

' I've been forged. I've been frogged. I'm recently getting a load of
viruses and the product of countless Asian mailing lists in my spam each
day. Someone even went to the trouble of creating a gmail account just
to send me an extremely offensive about child incest. '

' I can't drive my car--no license, no registration. I can't drive it at
night because of the deer (the light is broken, and I don't want a ticket)
and I can't afford the insurance deductible And a whole long list of things
that have just gone from bad to worse '

yep not *all* only one

kim is right you barf your life on teh usenets

--
W "Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them."
. | ,. w ,
\|/ \|/ Perna condita delenda est
---^----^---------------------------------------------------------------
 
On Tue, 01 May 2007 04:01:58 +1000, Lionel <usenet@imagenoir.com>
wrote:

On Mon, 30 Apr 2007 09:26:28 -0700, Brandon D Cartwright
user@example.net> spat on Rhonda Lea Kirk, then wrote:

MassiveProng AKA SuperM

NO serious offer refused!

Fair working order
Low maintenance
LOADED:Sings,Dances,Foams,Swears,Rants
FLOODS groups on cue
AUTOMATIC malicious abuse reports
(Gay lames and gratuitous pornographic abuse included.)

Posting Speed 30 posts/minute

LOW traffic?
STALE conversations?
BORED regulars
LAME trolls?

Give this guy a free test run, You will NOT be disappointed!
He will make your group unusable within hours.

In NO TIME AT ALL your regulars will be at each others throats
More TROLLS than you can shake a stick at will ARRIVE in a
heartbeat from ALL areas of Usenet and other forums.

Nazis,Psychopaths,Psychotics,Wife beaters, assorted k00ks of all kinds
and MUCH MUCH MORE will storm your group almost INSTANTANEOUSLY !!

Be the ENVY of your friends with MassiveProng AKA SuperM

HURRY!
You don't want to miss out on this unrepeatable offer

Offers to sci.electronics.design

ROTFL!

My mum's garden needs fertilising.
Click to expand...
I'm sorry, I should have mentioned he is pretty toxic.

Plants die if he even breathes on them.
Used as fertilizer he would kill all plant life in a one square mile
area.

Would you take a dead ATX PSU in trade?
Click to expand...
He can fix it. He can repair anything from a space shuttle to a broken
electronic cigarette lighter ya know.

--
Rhonda Lea Kirk - Summary of a wasted life:
Message-ID: <133boha21feo601@corp.supernews.com
no job
can't afford to eat
can't afford meds
no money
broken tooth
panick attacks
hatred of auk
haterd of ex bf
you sex life with ex bf
you ex bf never caring for you
ex-hubby pinning shit on you
ex-hubby giving you razors
sexaul abuse\molestations
beat up by father
DID
hyperthyroid
tity grab
' in the depths of despair '
loonatic vists to analysts
upset
google stacking teh dogfucker
suicide threats and police
dont wear panties
failed marriages
cant pay bills
ruined credit
seasonal disorder
lost friends
chain smoking
old lovers
daughter in jail told in soc.mens
molested by wimmin told in soc.mens
rape told in soc.mens
dead friends
mommas menopause at 60

' I also have other "defects" that might be considered "mental illness."
I've talked about them in other places--schizoid symptoms, autistic symptoms
'

' I've been forged. I've been frogged. I'm recently getting a load of
viruses and the product of countless Asian mailing lists in my spam each
day. Someone even went to the trouble of creating a gmail account just
to send me an extremely offensive about child incest. '

' I can't drive my car--no license, no registration. I can't drive it at
night because of the deer (the light is broken, and I don't want a ticket)
and I can't afford the insurance deductible And a whole long list of things
that have just gone from bad to worse '

yep not *all* only one

kim is right you barf your life on teh usenets
Click to expand...
 
Brandon D Cartwright <user@example.net> wrote in
news:tt3c331k5h3uerr018i1nv85l793e4v9qo@4ax.com:

MassiveProng AKA SuperM

NO serious offer refused!

Fair working order
Low maintenance
LOADED:Sings,Dances,Foams,Swears,Rants
FLOODS groups on cue
AUTOMATIC malicious abuse reports
(Gay lames and gratuitous pornographic abuse included.)

Posting Speed 30 posts/minute

LOW traffic?
STALE conversations?
BORED regulars
LAME trolls?

Give this guy a free test run, You will NOT be disappointed!
He will make your group unusable within hours.

In NO TIME AT ALL your regulars will be at each others throats
More TROLLS than you can shake a stick at will ARRIVE in a
heartbeat from ALL areas of Usenet and other forums.

Nazis,Psychopaths,Psychotics,Wife beaters, assorted k00ks of all kinds
and MUCH MUCH MORE will storm your group almost INSTANTANEOUSLY !!

Be the ENVY of your friends with MassiveProng AKA SuperM

HURRY!
You don't want to miss out on this unrepeatable offer

Offers to sci.electronics.design
Click to expand...
I hace a "might be pregnant cat" I'll trade.

It may be fun to get him drunk and turn around the neighborhood on his
power chair..
--
blu*goddess.of.groundhogs*juju
blu 3=3
master of irrelevance
Lits Slut#5
Gutter Chix0r #2
Cancel my subscription to the resurrection.
-Jim Morrison http://blu05.port5.com/
"This whole deal has gone nineteen." -Eddie
 
Brandon D Cartwright wrote:
On Tue, 01 May 2007 04:01:58 +1000, Lionel <usenet@imagenoir.com
wrote:

On Mon, 30 Apr 2007 09:26:28 -0700, Brandon D Cartwright
user@example.net> spat on Rhonda Lea Kirk, then wrote:

MassiveProng AKA SuperM

NO serious offer refused!

Fair working order
Low maintenance
LOADED:Sings,Dances,Foams,Swears,Rants
FLOODS groups on cue
AUTOMATIC malicious abuse reports
(Gay lames and gratuitous pornographic abuse included.)

Posting Speed 30 posts/minute

LOW traffic?
STALE conversations?
BORED regulars
LAME trolls?

Give this guy a free test run, You will NOT be disappointed!
He will make your group unusable within hours.

In NO TIME AT ALL your regulars will be at each others throats
More TROLLS than you can shake a stick at will ARRIVE in a
heartbeat from ALL areas of Usenet and other forums.

Nazis,Psychopaths,Psychotics,Wife beaters, assorted k00ks of all kinds
and MUCH MUCH MORE will storm your group almost INSTANTANEOUSLY !!

Be the ENVY of your friends with MassiveProng AKA SuperM

HURRY!
You don't want to miss out on this unrepeatable offer

Offers to sci.electronics.design
ROTFL!

My mum's garden needs fertilising.

I'm sorry, I should have mentioned he is pretty toxic.

Plants die if he even breathes on them.
Used as fertilizer he would kill all plant life in a one square mile
area.
Click to expand...
Oh, excellent, I need some weed-killer. Ive got an infestation of
dandelions and thistles I need to wipe out.

Id like to bid, please. Several bags of dog-crap are available, as well
as some used motor oil.



--
~coyote
 
On Mon, 30 Apr 2007 14:48:44 -0400, coyote <no@spam.here> wrote:

Brandon D Cartwright wrote:
On Tue, 01 May 2007 04:01:58 +1000, Lionel <usenet@imagenoir.com
wrote:

On Mon, 30 Apr 2007 09:26:28 -0700, Brandon D Cartwright
user@example.net> spat on Rhonda Lea Kirk, then wrote:

MassiveProng AKA SuperM

NO serious offer refused!

Fair working order
Low maintenance
LOADED:Sings,Dances,Foams,Swears,Rants
FLOODS groups on cue
AUTOMATIC malicious abuse reports
(Gay lames and gratuitous pornographic abuse included.)

Posting Speed 30 posts/minute

LOW traffic?
STALE conversations?
BORED regulars
LAME trolls?

Give this guy a free test run, You will NOT be disappointed!
He will make your group unusable within hours.

In NO TIME AT ALL your regulars will be at each others throats
More TROLLS than you can shake a stick at will ARRIVE in a
heartbeat from ALL areas of Usenet and other forums.

Nazis,Psychopaths,Psychotics,Wife beaters, assorted k00ks of all kinds
and MUCH MUCH MORE will storm your group almost INSTANTANEOUSLY !!

Be the ENVY of your friends with MassiveProng AKA SuperM

HURRY!
You don't want to miss out on this unrepeatable offer

Offers to sci.electronics.design
ROTFL!

My mum's garden needs fertilising.

I'm sorry, I should have mentioned he is pretty toxic.

Plants die if he even breathes on them.
Used as fertilizer he would kill all plant life in a one square mile
area.


Oh, excellent, I need some weed-killer. Ive got an infestation of
dandelions and thistles I need to wipe out.
Click to expand...
That is what you would feed him.


Id like to bid, please. Several bags of dog-crap are available, as well
as some used motor oil.
Click to expand...
second hand dog crap

Hmm
 
Brandon D Cartwright <user@example.net> wrote in
news:1t7c33pskd9c9ppir3iv3i1i5sa4ifnvap@4ax.com:

On Mon, 30 Apr 2007 16:48:41 +0000 (UTC), blu <not@this.tm> wrote:

Brandon D Cartwright <user@example.net> wrote in
news:tt3c331k5h3uerr018i1nv85l793e4v9qo@4ax.com:

MassiveProng AKA SuperM

NO serious offer refused!

Fair working order
Low maintenance
LOADED:Sings,Dances,Foams,Swears,Rants
FLOODS groups on cue
AUTOMATIC malicious abuse reports
(Gay lames and gratuitous pornographic abuse included.)

Posting Speed 30 posts/minute

LOW traffic?
STALE conversations?
BORED regulars
LAME trolls?

Give this guy a free test run, You will NOT be disappointed!
He will make your group unusable within hours.

In NO TIME AT ALL your regulars will be at each others throats
More TROLLS than you can shake a stick at will ARRIVE in a
heartbeat from ALL areas of Usenet and other forums.

Nazis,Psychopaths,Psychotics,Wife beaters, assorted k00ks of all
kinds and MUCH MUCH MORE will storm your group almost
INSTANTANEOUSLY !!

Be the ENVY of your friends with MassiveProng AKA SuperM

HURRY!
You don't want to miss out on this unrepeatable offer

Offers to sci.electronics.design


I hace a "might be pregnant cat" I'll trade.

"might be pregnant" cats" usually ARE!
Click to expand...
Aye.. and I can just imagine this evil bitch dropping a litter of 13 or
so.

It may be fun to get him drunk and turn around the neighborhood on his
power chair..

Well, that's the "fair" working order bit.
Catching him sober is a bit of a problem.

He works just fine but once he gets a sniff of monk blessed ale
he can get a bit intermittent.

He IS relatively housetrained.
Click to expand...
As long as he doesn't climb on the counters and stove, I'll still
consider a trade.


--
blu*goddess.of.groundhogs*juju
blu 3=3
master of irrelevance
Lits Slut#5
Gutter Chix0r #2
Cancel my subscription to the resurrection.
-Jim Morrison http://blu05.port5.com/
"This whole deal has gone nineteen." -Eddie
 
Brandon D Cartwright wrote:
On Mon, 30 Apr 2007 14:48:44 -0400, coyote <no@spam.here> wrote:

Brandon D Cartwright wrote:
On Tue, 01 May 2007 04:01:58 +1000, Lionel <usenet@imagenoir.com
wrote:

On Mon, 30 Apr 2007 09:26:28 -0700, Brandon D Cartwright
user@example.net> spat on Rhonda Lea Kirk, then wrote:

MassiveProng AKA SuperM

NO serious offer refused!

Fair working order
Low maintenance
LOADED:Sings,Dances,Foams,Swears,Rants
FLOODS groups on cue
AUTOMATIC malicious abuse reports
(Gay lames and gratuitous pornographic abuse included.)

Posting Speed 30 posts/minute

LOW traffic?
STALE conversations?
BORED regulars
LAME trolls?

Give this guy a free test run, You will NOT be disappointed!
He will make your group unusable within hours.

In NO TIME AT ALL your regulars will be at each others throats
More TROLLS than you can shake a stick at will ARRIVE in a
heartbeat from ALL areas of Usenet and other forums.

Nazis,Psychopaths,Psychotics,Wife beaters, assorted k00ks of all kinds
and MUCH MUCH MORE will storm your group almost INSTANTANEOUSLY !!

Be the ENVY of your friends with MassiveProng AKA SuperM

HURRY!
You don't want to miss out on this unrepeatable offer

Offers to sci.electronics.design
ROTFL!

My mum's garden needs fertilising.
I'm sorry, I should have mentioned he is pretty toxic.

Plants die if he even breathes on them.
Used as fertilizer he would kill all plant life in a one square mile
area.

Oh, excellent, I need some weed-killer. Ive got an infestation of
dandelions and thistles I need to wipe out.

That is what you would feed him.
Click to expand...
Sounds like I have a home for him, then. I could house him under the deck...


Id like to bid, please. Several bags of dog-crap are available, as well
as some used motor oil.

second hand dog crap

Hmm
Click to expand...
Tempting, no? It is also nicely ripened by virtue of having sat in the
sun for a week or so.

--
~coyote
 
Brandon D Cartwright <user@example.net> wrote in
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On Mon, 30 Apr 2007 17:11:08 +0000 (UTC), blu <not@this.tm> wrote:

Brandon D Cartwright <user@example.net> wrote in
news:1t7c33pskd9c9ppir3iv3i1i5sa4ifnvap@4ax.com:

On Mon, 30 Apr 2007 16:48:41 +0000 (UTC), blu <not@this.tm> wrote:

Brandon D Cartwright <user@example.net> wrote in
news:tt3c331k5h3uerr018i1nv85l793e4v9qo@4ax.com:

MassiveProng AKA SuperM

NO serious offer refused!

Fair working order
Low maintenance
LOADED:Sings,Dances,Foams,Swears,Rants
FLOODS groups on cue
AUTOMATIC malicious abuse reports
(Gay lames and gratuitous pornographic abuse included.)

Posting Speed 30 posts/minute

LOW traffic?
STALE conversations?
BORED regulars
LAME trolls?

Give this guy a free test run, You will NOT be disappointed!
He will make your group unusable within hours.

In NO TIME AT ALL your regulars will be at each others throats
More TROLLS than you can shake a stick at will ARRIVE in a
heartbeat from ALL areas of Usenet and other forums.

Nazis,Psychopaths,Psychotics,Wife beaters, assorted k00ks of all
kinds and MUCH MUCH MORE will storm your group almost
INSTANTANEOUSLY !!

Be the ENVY of your friends with MassiveProng AKA SuperM

HURRY!
You don't want to miss out on this unrepeatable offer

Offers to sci.electronics.design


I hace a "might be pregnant cat" I'll trade.

"might be pregnant" cats" usually ARE!

Aye.. and I can just imagine this evil bitch dropping a litter of 13
or so.

LOL!
They are so cute at the beginning..
Click to expand...
May I have your address, please?

< totally evil grin >

It may be fun to get him drunk and turn around the neighborhood on
his power chair..

Well, that's the "fair" working order bit.
Catching him sober is a bit of a problem.

He works just fine but once he gets a sniff of monk blessed ale
he can get a bit intermittent.

He IS relatively housetrained.

As long as he doesn't climb on the counters and stove, I'll still
consider a trade.

A stick to knock him back down is part of the package.
Click to expand...
Make it a taser and you've got a deal.

(no refunds if cat has over 13 kittens)

--
blu*goddess.of.groundhogs*juju
blu 3=3
master of irrelevance
Lits Slut#5
Gutter Chix0r #2
Cancel my subscription to the resurrection.
-Jim Morrison http://blu05.port5.com/
"This whole deal has gone nineteen." -Eddie
 
blu wrote:

Brandon D Cartwright <user@example.net> wrote in
news:1t7c33pskd9c9ppir3iv3i1i5sa4ifnvap@4ax.com:

On Mon, 30 Apr 2007 16:48:41 +0000 (UTC), blu <not@this.tm> wrote:

Brandon D Cartwright <user@example.net> wrote in
news:tt3c331k5h3uerr018i1nv85l793e4v9qo@4ax.com:

MassiveProng AKA SuperM

NO serious offer refused!

Fair working order
Low maintenance
LOADED:Sings,Dances,Foams,Swears,Rants
FLOODS groups on cue
AUTOMATIC malicious abuse reports
(Gay lames and gratuitous pornographic abuse included.)

Posting Speed 30 posts/minute

LOW traffic?
STALE conversations?
BORED regulars
LAME trolls?

Give this guy a free test run, You will NOT be disappointed!
He will make your group unusable within hours.

In NO TIME AT ALL your regulars will be at each others throats
More TROLLS than you can shake a stick at will ARRIVE in a
heartbeat from ALL areas of Usenet and other forums.

Nazis,Psychopaths,Psychotics,Wife beaters, assorted k00ks of all
kinds and MUCH MUCH MORE will storm your group almost
INSTANTANEOUSLY !!

Be the ENVY of your friends with MassiveProng AKA SuperM

HURRY!
You don't want to miss out on this unrepeatable offer

Offers to sci.electronics.design


I hace a "might be pregnant cat" I'll trade.

"might be pregnant" cats" usually ARE!

Aye.. and I can just imagine this evil bitch dropping a litter of 13 or
so.
Click to expand...
perhaps you could make a valiant attempt to stop hoarding cats. you *do*
realize that they flourish in the wild without human intervention, right?

It may be fun to get him drunk and turn around the neighborhood on his
power chair..

Well, that's the "fair" working order bit.
Catching him sober is a bit of a problem.

He works just fine but once he gets a sniff of monk blessed ale
he can get a bit intermittent.

He IS relatively housetrained.

As long as he doesn't climb on the counters and stove, I'll still
consider a trade.
Click to expand...
--
jade hasn't said anything about my new sig, either, except that she said
that she did.

Rob "Mop Jockey" "Roberta" Wolfe
OFISHIAL Benevolent Dictator of AUK
HAotM, ConT, dw:OPP, ASPCA , HAND, FOAD
http://netkooks.org/ofishialbenevolentdictator/picture.jpg
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she said something about it a long tyme ago..." <jade@netkooks.org>
wrote in news:2527034.syDM2tR8A9@unixd0rk.com:

blu wrote:

Brandon D Cartwright <user@example.net> wrote in
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On Mon, 30 Apr 2007 16:48:41 +0000 (UTC), blu <not@this.tm> wrote:

Brandon D Cartwright <user@example.net> wrote in
news:tt3c331k5h3uerr018i1nv85l793e4v9qo@4ax.com:

MassiveProng AKA SuperM

NO serious offer refused!

Fair working order
Low maintenance
LOADED:Sings,Dances,Foams,Swears,Rants
FLOODS groups on cue
AUTOMATIC malicious abuse reports
(Gay lames and gratuitous pornographic abuse included.)

Posting Speed 30 posts/minute

LOW traffic?
STALE conversations?
BORED regulars
LAME trolls?

Give this guy a free test run, You will NOT be disappointed!
He will make your group unusable within hours.

In NO TIME AT ALL your regulars will be at each others throats
More TROLLS than you can shake a stick at will ARRIVE in a
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I hace a "might be pregnant cat" I'll trade.

"might be pregnant" cats" usually ARE!

Aye.. and I can just imagine this evil bitch dropping a litter of 13
or so.

perhaps you could make a valiant attempt to stop hoarding cats. you
*do* realize that they flourish in the wild without human
intervention, right?
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I do, indeed, and were they *my* cats, that's where they'd be. Every cat
I've ever shared time with has been an outside cat. They're happier. And
spayed/neutered.

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Lionel <usenet@imagenoir.com> wrote:

My mum's garden needs fertilising.
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Unfortunately her eggs were.

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