Doin' it sideways

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Perpen-diculous!

(Actually, from the subject I thought of the old joke - a prostitute gets
her appendix out and says to the surgeon "Don't sew it up - I want to do a
bit of business on the side." )

Ken
 
Ken Taylor wrote:
(Actually, from the subject I thought of the old joke - a prostitute gets
her appendix out and says to the surgeon "Don't sew it up - I want to do a
bit of business on the side." )
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It's a limerick:

Harlot of Clyde

There was a young harlot of Clyde,
Whose doctor cut open her side.
He misplaced his stitches
And closed the wrong niches;
She now does her work on the side.
 
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"Just like sister Ray said" ?
 
On Tue, 12 Apr 2005 09:48:54 -0700, dB wrote:

Clifford Heath <no@spam.please.net> wrote
Harlot of Clyde

There was a young harlot of Clyde,
Whose doctor cut open her side.
He misplaced his stitches
And closed the wrong niches;
She now does her work on the side.

There was a young fellow from Clyde,
who fell down a sewer and died,
The next day his brother
fell down another,
and now they're interred side by side.
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It seems it's a Limerick fest
Where all of us do our most best
But some of the jokes
Not worth pigs in pokes
So why don't we give it a rest?

Burma Shave!
Rich
 
I read in sci.electronics.design that Rich Grise <richgrise@example.net>
wrote (in <pan.2005.04.12.21.35.42.88863@example.net>) about 'Doin' it
sideways', on Tue, 12 Apr 2005:

So why don't we give it a rest?
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Oh drat! I was going to post what may be the only two stanza limerick
about the Bishop of Chichester.
--
Regards, John Woodgate, OOO - Own Opinions Only.
There are two sides to every question, except
'What is a Moebius strip?'
http://www.jmwa.demon.co.uk Also see http://www.isce.org.uk
 
"Rich The Newsgropup Wacko" <wacko@example.com> wrote in message
news:pan.2005.04.12.21.40.06.210451@example.com...
On Tue, 12 Apr 2005 09:48:54 -0700, dB wrote:

Clifford Heath <no@spam.please.net> wrote
Harlot of Clyde

There was a young harlot of Clyde,
Whose doctor cut open her side.
He misplaced his stitches
And closed the wrong niches;
She now does her work on the side.

There was a young fellow from Clyde,
who fell down a sewer and died,
The next day his brother
fell down another,
and now they're interred side by side.

Speaking of Limericks, howcome anybody, anywhere, even on TeeVee,
can say, "There was a young man from Nantucket..." and EVERYBODY
knows the whole joke, even though nobody has ever, officially,
said the whole joke, or even acknowledges that they've ever even
HEARD it?


There was a young man from Nantucket,
Whose cock was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!

AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I believe I am now required to pluck out my own eyes.
--
Cheers!
Rich
------
You might get caught holding the bag. Say she's your sister.
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My eldest brother used to write cryptic crosswords for his pub cohorts. His
favourite clue was "Take heed of sexual deviation", which had a multi-word
answer (5,2,4,4). The answer, anyone??

Ken
 
"John Woodgate" <jmw@jmwa.demon.contraspam.yuk> wrote in message
news:EoIViCDzKEXCFwI7@jmwa.demon.co.uk...
I read in sci.electronics.design that Rich Grise <richgrise@example.net
wrote (in <pan.2005.04.12.21.35.42.88863@example.net>) about 'Doin' it
sideways', on Tue, 12 Apr 2005:

So why don't we give it a rest?

Oh drat! I was going to post what may be the only two stanza limerick
about the Bishop of Chichester.
--
Regards, John Woodgate, OOO - Own Opinions Only.
Click to expand...

Isn't Winchester Cathedral where they hold shotgun weddings?

Ken
 
I read in sci.electronics.design that Ken Taylor <ken123@xtra.co.nz>
wrote (in <OEX6e.18249$1S4.1820779@news.xtra.co.nz>) about 'Doin' it
sideways', on Wed, 13 Apr 2005:

My eldest brother used to write cryptic crosswords for his pub cohorts.
His favourite clue was "Take heed of sexual deviation", which had a
multi-word answer (5,2,4,4). The answer, anyone??
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Pr*ck up your ears.
--
Regards, John Woodgate, OOO - Own Opinions Only.
There are two sides to every question, except
'What is a Moebius strip?'
http://www.jmwa.demon.co.uk Also see http://www.isce.org.uk
 
"John Woodgate" <jmw@jmwa.demon.contraspam.yuk> wrote in message
news:c5IDmOFyxEXCFwqb@jmwa.demon.co.uk...
I read in sci.electronics.design that Ken Taylor <ken123@xtra.co.nz> wrote
(in <OEX6e.18249$1S4.1820779@news.xtra.co.nz>) about 'Doin' it sideways',
on Wed, 13 Apr 2005:

My eldest brother used to write cryptic crosswords for his pub cohorts.
His favourite clue was "Take heed of sexual deviation", which had a
multi-word answer (5,2,4,4). The answer, anyone??

Pr*ck up your ears.
--
Regards, John Woodgate, OOO - Own Opinions Only.
There are two sides to every question, except
'What is a Moebius strip?'
http://www.jmwa.demon.co.uk Also see http://www.isce.org.uk
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Oooh, he's good....! :)

Ken
 
"There was a man from Nantucket..."
Who kept all his cash in a bucket
His daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a Man,
As to the bucket Nantucket.


It's the cleanest limerick in a book of over three thousand.
 
In article <nFX6e.18250$1S4.1820961@news.xtra.co.nz>, ken123@xtra.co.nz
says...
"John Woodgate" <jmw@jmwa.demon.contraspam.yuk> wrote in message
news:EoIViCDzKEXCFwI7@jmwa.demon.co.uk...
I read in sci.electronics.design that Rich Grise <richgrise@example.net
wrote (in <pan.2005.04.12.21.35.42.88863@example.net>) about 'Doin' it
sideways', on Tue, 12 Apr 2005:

So why don't we give it a rest?

Oh drat! I was going to post what may be the only two stanza limerick
about the Bishop of Chichester.
--
Regards, John Woodgate, OOO - Own Opinions Only.


Isn't Winchester Cathedral where they hold shotgun weddings?
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Or one where they worship at a spinning round alter.

OTOH it reminds me of the '60s (New Vaudeville Band).

--
Keith
 
In article <pan.2005.04.12.21.40.06.210451@example.com>,
wacko@example.com says...
On Tue, 12 Apr 2005 09:48:54 -0700, dB wrote:

Clifford Heath <no@spam.please.net> wrote
Harlot of Clyde

There was a young harlot of Clyde,
Whose doctor cut open her side.
He misplaced his stitches
And closed the wrong niches;
She now does her work on the side.

There was a young fellow from Clyde,
who fell down a sewer and died,
The next day his brother
fell down another,
and now they're interred side by side.

Speaking of Limericks, howcome anybody, anywhere, even on TeeVee,
can say, "There was a young man from Nantucket..." and EVERYBODY
knows the whole joke, even though nobody has ever, officially,
said the whole joke, or even acknowledges that they've ever even
HEARD it?
Click to expand...
No one? I've heard thousands of Natucket limericks. A friend even
knows a clean one or two, which I found amazing. ;-)

--
Keith
 
Rich Grise wrote:
On Tue, 12 Apr 2005 09:48:54 -0700, dB wrote:


Clifford Heath <no@spam.please.net> wrote

Harlot of Clyde

There was a young harlot of Clyde,
Whose doctor cut open her side.
He misplaced his stitches
And closed the wrong niches;
She now does her work on the side.


There was a young fellow from Clyde,
who fell down a sewer and died,
The next day his brother
fell down another,
and now they're interred side by side.


It seems it's a Limerick fest
Where all of us do our most best
But some of the jokes
Not worth pigs in pokes
So why don't we give it a rest?
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Stand up you bits and stretch out,
form a line and make a tight route,
for data to flow
like neva befo'
you gotta pack yourself into da house!
 
On Tue, 12 Apr 2005 22:50:43 +0100, John Woodgate wrote:

I read in sci.electronics.design that Rich Grise <richgrise@example.net
wrote (in <pan.2005.04.12.21.35.42.88863@example.net>) about 'Doin' it
sideways', on Tue, 12 Apr 2005:

So why don't we give it a rest?

Oh drat! I was going to post what may be the only two stanza limerick
about the Bishop of Chichester.
Click to expand...
The Bishop of Chichester, he
Made a lim'rick that stopped at line three.
I don't know the rest...

Then we have:

There was a young man from Purdue,
Whose limericks stopped at line two.

And, of course, in conclusion:

There was a young man from Verdun.

--
Cheers!
Rich
------
You LIVE in that head?
 
On Wed, 13 Apr 2005 00:53:00 -0400, Keith Williams wrote:

In article <pan.2005.04.12.21.40.06.210451@example.com>, wacko@example.com
says...
On Tue, 12 Apr 2005 09:48:54 -0700, dB wrote:

Clifford Heath <no@spam.please.net> wrote
Harlot of Clyde

There was a young harlot of Clyde,
Whose doctor cut open her side.
He misplaced his stitches
And closed the wrong niches;
She now does her work on the side.

There was a young fellow from Clyde,
who fell down a sewer and died,
The next day his brother
fell down another,
and now they're interred side by side.

Speaking of Limericks, howcome anybody, anywhere, even on TeeVee, can
say, "There was a young man from Nantucket..." and EVERYBODY knows the
whole joke, even though nobody has ever, officially, said the whole
joke, or even acknowledges that they've ever even HEARD it?

No one? I've heard thousands of Natucket limericks. A friend even knows
a clean one or two, which I found amazing. ;-)
Click to expand...
Hyperbole. :)
--
Cheers!
Rich
------
Cocaine isn't habit forming. I should know -- I've been using it for
years. -- Tallulah Bankhead
 
Rich The Newsgropup Wacko schrieb:

The Bishop of Chichester, he
Made a lim'rick that stopped at line three.
I don't know the rest...

Then we have:

There was a young man from Purdue,
Whose limericks stopped at line two.

And, of course, in conclusion:

There was a young man from Verdun.
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Another young poet in China
Had a feeling for rhythm much finer
His limericks tend
To come to an end
Suddenly

Regards
--
Michael Redmann
"It's life, Jim, but not as we know it." (Spock)
 
On Wed, 13 Apr 2005 15:11:12 +0000, Rich The Newsgropup Wacko wrote:


The Bishop of Chichester, he
Made a lim'rick that stopped at line three.
I don't know the rest...

Then we have:

There was a young man from Purdue,
Whose limericks stopped at line two.

And, of course, in conclusion:

There was a young man from Verdun.
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There was a young woman from Bude,
Who went for a swim in a lake.
A man in a punt stuck a pole in here ear.
And said "You can't swim here, it's private".


--
"Electricity is of two kinds, positive and negative. The difference
is, I presume, that one comes a little more expensive, but is more
durable; the other is a cheaper thing, but the moths get into it."
(Stephen Leacock)
 
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