What's the difference between TELSTRA and a BROTHEL?

Sat Aug 21, 2010 3:47 am   

Nothing really, they both fuck you for money.

Herc
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Dear Telstra,

you keep sending me a bill for a phone number that is not mine.

0400 710177

Please disconnect this number immediately as it is in my name and address
and is not authorized by me.


The only accounts I have with Telstra are

1/ Mobile prepaid 0428xxxxxx
I paid 12 months over the phone and made 2 calls and you
SMS me 4 weeks later to recharge. Now it costs about $1 per SMS.

2/ Mobile Broadband herc777_at_bigpond.com
You sent the emails to my dialup email and then charged me
$500 after 3 months for a $30 per month plan. Eventually
you credited me $200. Then my billing section was faulty,
I emailed support 10 times who kept saying sign up again which
didn't work, then you cut that account off without notice.

TIO reference number 10/152131
3/ iPhone 0488xxxxx
A nothing upfront $85 per month plan, after 4 weeks you billed
me $210. I contacted you 3 times and lodged a complaint with
the Telecomunications Ombudsman, you didn't acknowledge my
complaints and billed me $1360 for early termination.

Graham Cooper
Groom Computer
Wife Finder
Sex Machine
Genesis Adam
www.Free-Truman.com

Sat Aug 21, 2010 5:19 am   

"|-|ercules" <radgray123_at_yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:8d8t1qF5k2U1_at_mid.individual.net...

http://zapatopi.net/afdb.html
BTW - Plonk background noise

Sat Aug 21, 2010 11:51 am   

"|-|ercules" <radgray123_at_yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:8d8t1qF5k2U1_at_mid.individual.net...

I think customer service is a bit better in a brothel.

Sat Aug 21, 2010 10:35 pm   

"Mango" <fakemail_at_whereever.com> wrote ...


Telstra would charge you $150 for 1/2 hour then $100 on your way out!

Herc

Sun Aug 22, 2010 1:48 am   

On Sat, 21 Aug 2010 20:51:50 +1000, "Mango" <fakemail_at_whereever.com>
wrote:


We'll have to taked your word for that - you obviously talk from
experience.

Sun Aug 22, 2010 2:31 am   

On Aug 21, 12:47 pm, "|-|ercules" <radgray...@yahoo.com> wrote:





You get screwed by both, however being screwed in a brothel is at
least enjoyable, whereas screwed by a large greedy corporation is
unpleasant and leaves you
feeling angry and cheated.

Sun Aug 22, 2010 3:55 am   

"Neville" <neville123_at_gmail.com> wrote...


The ultimate battle between MAN-GO and NEVEr

Herc

Sun Aug 22, 2010 5:40 am   

On 21/08/2010 8:51 PM, Mango wrote:


You can make money with shares in a brothel!

(Unless it's the one where Seon and BJ pimp their sisters. ;-)


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An End to Certainty - The Never-Ending Campaign Nightmare

Meet the new, divided, king-makers:


Subject: Welcome to the New Ministers for Stability:
Tony Windsor, Bob Katter, Adam Bandt, Rob Oakeshott and (possibly)
Andrew Wilkie ! B^D

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Date: Sat, 21 Aug 2010 23:24:43 +1000


"Tony Windsor will work with anyone but Barnaby Joyce
- AAP August 21, 2010 10:10PM

"ONE of the Independents who could hold the balance of power in a hung
Parliament says he will gladly work with any political party.

Tony Windsor, who is on track to retain his New South Wales seat of New
England, says he's "quite happy to talk to anybody" when the final
results are in, including other Independent and Green candidates.

But he cautioned everyone to be patient and "just breathe in for a
while", since a hung Parliament could be a "very good thing".

"The most important issue here is stability of governance," he told
Channel 9.

The only person he refuses to work with is Nationals Senate Leader
Barnaby Joyce.

"I won't be taking any advice from Barnaby Joyce on what I should do or
shouldn't be doing," he said."


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Rob Oakshot wants the NBN to go ahead.

Bob Katter isn't sure what it is.

Andrew Wilkie was dumped on as a whistle-blower by the Howard regime.

Adam Bandt definitely doesn't think Climate Change is Crap! B^D


One of them has already said he won't work with Barnaby Joyce
[not surprising, what rational person would want to work with
Abbott's one-time choice for Finance Minister! B^D ] and they
all seem to want things Tony Abbott doesn't support.

Good Luck, and welcome to the the new Ministry of Political Stability! B^p


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A Government of National Unity? B^]

Sun Aug 22, 2010 7:45 am   

"fasgnadh" <fasgnadh_at_yahoo.com> wrote ...


OK I'll go first. I went to Australian Maid, long before I read up on the
mechanisms of herpes.

The Truman Company had "There's a hole in the world tonight" playing on
the vid screen which made things awkward straight up.

I asked for 1 hour with a spa and the receptionist said $260. So I gave
her $260 and she sort of put it away, then she said "here's $130 to give
to the lady". So I'm sitting on the lounge for half hour holding $130,
I went at 2am so no one was around. Then the lady comes through the
door and asks if she's ok, I say "yep" and she puts her hand out for the
cash. Then she walks over to reception and gives it back to the receptionist.
Some kind of role play? Maybe the concept of net transaction hadn't occurred
to them.

Anyway she was pretty cool, considering I'm on the mind probe and she
can hear my thoughts, I only thought the word "SLUT" once. Then she
tells me her life story and she's never had a real job, yeh yeh bye.

Herc

Mon Aug 23, 2010 8:37 am   

No, one actually gives you a service for your money, and the other is a
phone company.

MrT.