Chip with simple program for Toy

Thu Apr 01, 2010 9:30 am   

Uncle Al wrote:

I think we are playing this the wrong way. CERN should announce today
that they have made a Black Hole and it is eating up the Earth.

Then with a bit of luck we can persuade the B-Ark material to cull
themselves to avoid the forthcoming cataclysm. They have short memories
so we can use the same method again for the 2012 fake EOTW.

It would clean up Usenet no end!

Regards,
Martin Brown

Thu Apr 01, 2010 9:52 am   

No, 9 month is much more probable than 1000 months.


"Kak nebo na moi dela plevalo,
Tak ja pluju na milosti nebes!"
From "Junona and Avos'".

Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:15 pm   

On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 09:30:41 +0100, Martin Brown <|||newspam|||@nezumi.demon.co.uk> wrote:

Martin,

You may be onto something. "Response to an overwhelming threat"...
this could be more serious than AGW.

I think it's time to involve our thoughtful (and, thanfully,
parsimonious) Congressional representatives and let them know that
the Earth faces imminent destruction from forces already unleashed
by experiments at the CERN LHC, and that this catastrophe can only
be averted through a massive and immediate infusion of research
money.

Since the threat involves the destruction of atomic and subatomic
particles, it's clear that the research should be funded through a
"Particle Tax" assessed against any person or company which creates,
destroys, uses, or is composed of particles. In order to make the
tax fairer, if a company can show that it is destroying or creating
fewer particles, it will be able to sell its "Particle Credits" to
other personas or companies allowing them to increase their use of
particulate matter.

Act now! There is no time to lose!


Frank McKenney
--
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.ÿ -- Calvin
--
Frank McKenney, McKenney Associates
Richmond, Virginia / (804) 320-4887
Munged E-mail: frank uscore mckenney ayut mined spring dawt cahm (y'all)

Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:29 pm   

On Wed, 31 Mar 2010 09:18:59 -0500, Sam Wormley <swormley1_at_gmail.com>
wrote:


Or what brilliance. Most of the religiously afflicted have to set a
firm date - within their prophet's lifetime for the prophet to reap
the respect and power he craves. So we have lots of magic dates where
the world should have ended. When the planet outlives its expiration
date, the prophet loses stature.

Magnetic has given himself a 3 year respite. He could just as easily
predicted 1,000 years. Three years is just about right: Long enough
for people to forget the dire predictions, and short enough to pretend
he's right and everyone else is bonkers, and its still important to
us.
--

Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:30 pm   

On Wed, 31 Mar 2010 23:52:17 -0700 (PDT), Magnetic
<magnetic.trap_at_yandex.ua> wrote:


but he's waffling and leaving himself some wiggle room
--

Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:35 pm   

Sam Wormley Inscribed thus:


Pregnant !#@* Better not let the Missus find out... (*)

--
Best Regards:
Baron.

Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:59 pm   

default wrote:



Experience shows that in the cases like that profets don't loose their
face. What usually happens after the grandiose prediction failure is the
overturn of the tactics. Small groups start active recruiting; big open
groups shrink into secret societies only for chosen ones, etc.


An active idiot will find some different application. Fortunately,
active people are not very many, and active idiots, too.

Vladimir Vassilevsky
DSP and Mixed Signal Design Consultant
http://www.abvolt.com

Thu Apr 01, 2010 11:05 pm   

"Ostap S. B. M. Bender Jr." wrote:



Cow, 285 days (vs. human 280 days) - LHC refugee East Indian post-docs
have it rigged to blow Lakshmi.

--
Uncle Al
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/
(Toxic URL! Unsafe for children and most mammals)
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/qz4.htm

Fri Apr 02, 2010 12:11 am   

On Mar 31, 11:52 pm, Magnetic <magnetic.t...@yandex.ua> wrote:

Why 9 months? Is Earth's pregnancy the same as human pregnancy?

Sat Apr 03, 2010 7:12 am   

Magnetic wrote:

Idiot. Again changing predictions after new facts I see.

Sat Apr 03, 2010 8:00 am   

On Apr 2, 5:28 pm, jmfbahciv <jmfbahciv_at_aol> wrote:

Now, after the crime was committed, all criminal physicist will
widespread the scare ideas about the drastic change of Solar behavior;
meteorite attack; Nesemida; crossing of Galaxy’s plane; the end of
Mayan calendar and other rubbish, in order to foolish the ordinary
people and in order to hide the real cause of the future global
catastrophe, which is in fact, the LHC operation.

Sat Apr 03, 2010 8:35 am   

On 12 maalis, 22:29, PD <thedraperfam...@gmail.com> wrote:

Why?


Why It couldn`t happen that LHC finds Higgs and no trace of anything
else? Then there will be no next bigger collider for a long time. I do
not claim any expertise, but I`ve read the problem is that the
fermilab collider should have seen something beyond standard model if
it was not very unlucky or the energies of the new particles are in
some quite thin interval, simple because it has run so long time.


I consider nothing more important, but I think you can`t know a priori
if some project is a true success.

Sat Apr 03, 2010 9:08 am   

In <55c40922-425d-4bb7-92c6-ea9e0dcd10c8_at_z3g2000yqz.googlegroups.com>,
"Magnetic" wrote:


What will you be saying a day or two or three after Mayan calendar
ending of winter solstice in December 2012?

- Don Klipstein (Jr) (don_at_misty.com)

Fri May 21, 2010 8:07 am   

Only nerds worry about being off by a few orders of magnitude.


Bret Cahill

Wed Jun 02, 2010 2:32 am   

This is kind of the reverse of cold fusion where they were having
trouble detecting the temperature of something they were claiming
might provide useful amounts of mechanical shaft work:


You cannot even swim that fast yet you think it would be difficult to
detect 200 lb mass/sec?

Are you this stoopid in real life or are you just pulling our legs?

The janitor who can clean the poop you just smeared all over yourself
does not exist.


Bret Cahill